on dominating the world

A journal of my efforts towards taking over the world.

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Controlling the Worlds Power

I’ve begun stealing the batteries out of everything i can get my hands on.

I’m sure there are better ways to control all the worlds power, but having no knowledge of electrical systems, this is the best i can do.

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Choices

Drop $60k and every ounce of energy for 4 years and get a college degree, or, just write college graduate on your résumé. Both work..

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Work is like Mordor, it’s the one place in earth we don’t want to see any closer, and it’s the one place we’re trying to get to.

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Free yourselves brethren

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10 straight rejections, god, you wouldn't think it would be so hard to get a loan to open a sweat shop. I have excellent credit, a solid business plan, and come on, these things are all profit. How can it fail... Perhaps these banks suspect I have no intention of paying them back, except with justice. Oh well, their money will soon be mine. Soon...

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Upon my usual nightly activity of searching the internet on how to dominate the world, I came across this little gem - The World Domination Summit.

Ah! A gathering of like minded maniacal geniuses hell bent on taking over the world, count me in. I waited all summer for what I thought would be the most important event of my life, only to find out that;this is just a bunch of marketing assholes with no interest in bending the the world to their will. Fools, how dare you act so lightly in the name of world domination. You will be the first under my thumb, once I find a solid world domination technique (any advice would be happily accepted, and may spare you yet).

Oh well, this will teach me to get my hopes up. I should know better than to ever be excited by anything I find on the 'net'

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2015 - yes, yes Prepare world, for you will be mine

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I have a few ideas, what are yours?

A solid education in nuclear physics, a loyal assistant, and the ability to strike fear into all that oppose.

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Smart domination

Stayed up all night cramming for a test in economics, then I realized I can just blackmail the professor - much easier.. Working smarter towards world domination!

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Today, a kid tried to pick a fight with me. I chose to be the bigger man and walk away. It was tough, but I took consolation in the fact that he couldn't find his mother. Who's crying now..

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What lurks in the night

I had to go deep, deep into the underworld of night college. There, I studied the dark fields of geometry and astronomy, and also British Literature, because if anyone know world domination, it was the Brits. I emerge now smarter than I was at the beginning of the semester, ready to put my new skills to test! Why yes, I do know the circumference of that field, and it's perfect for a secret lab.. Muhuhuhuhuhuhahahahaha

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Thinking I might form an LLC. Tax breaks help immensely in taking over the world. Just need to raise $800; fundraiser???

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Been hitting the books hard, my knuckles are bruised - ha ha. It's true though. I read and read on advanced thermodynamics and such in attempt to become an evil genius, but it's hard, so I resort to literally hitting the books it of frustration. I see now that becoming an evil genius is no easy process. Perhaps I should have been working towards this my whole life instead of screwing around and wasting time. I've always wanted to rule the world, but I never pursued it fully, always thought it would be something I'd get around to. Well I'm around to it now and man is is hard work. At least my knuckle are getting stronger.

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I've been ashamed of myself, January is almost gone and I've barely made progress on my world takeover. I started off so motivated, so inspired to lay down the iron fist of power and do away with all those who oppose me. But man is that a lot of work. Do not worry. I am chipping away at the mountainous task in front of me. You will all be kneeling before me soon. But in the meantime, know this: there will be blood in the streets, vengeance will be mine, my enemies shall be vanquished swiftly. Yeah, getting the talk down, the walk still needs work. My idea board is quit full, but if anyone has any good suggestions for taking over the world, I'm all ears. You will be rewarded - I need enforcers, and captains. There's room at the top - for me, and a plenty of room under me.

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Still waiting for my iron fist to arrive in the mail.. I hope my neighbors didn't steal it. They don't respect me. They will when I am their dark overlord! You can't hear but I am laughing maniacally. A deep Mu hu hu ha ha ha! Yes, my neighbors hear me now. Pound on that wall all you want, this is your future!

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What a first day towards total world domination! I did not conquer or take over any lands, but I did create a flag, the first step toward any great takeover. I plan to plant it firmly in all the places I intend to make mine, starting with Pizza Hut, mmmm. I would have done that already, but my day was consumed with sewing; learning how, buying a sewing machine, trial and error. Opening a sweat shop shall be my second order of business. Man did I work up an appetite, sure could go for some Pizza Hut, but I don't feeling like conquering after hours. Balance is important in life, don't want to conquer myself to death. Anyway, here's my flag. If you see it, you're probably already kneeling before me.