-cough cough-

[theodore-g-wiggins-blog]

Mm hm! Oh, and remember that one time…

When it started raining while I was at your place? And so I ran outside to go play in it ‘cuz I’ve never seen real rain before…. But then it started hurting! And you let me stay in your house so I didn’t get hurt! You even let me borrow some clothes for me to wear.

I think that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever done for me, Mr. One-ler—you saved my life!

[one-dark-passenger]

Yeah- oh geez, I don't know if you could say I saved your life... Anyone would do the same :)

[one-dark-passenger]

Oh- haha! That, yeah that looks just like my house! Haha!

[theodore-g-wiggins-blog]

Uh-huh! :)

And then I’d come inside and clean your house! Like this:

I think that was my favorite part when I’d visit you! I’d just clean, and you’d answer my questions about….well, about how things used to be! Real things….

[one-dark-passenger]

Haha... I remember that, that was fun, so nice of you... 

[one-dark-passenger]

No- yes I remember. Of course I remember. I would be confused. I didn’t know why you did that.

[theodore-g-wiggins-blog]

Yeah— like this!

I did it because it was fun! And different. And you always had something cool to say, even if you didn’t say much.

[one-dark-passenger]

Oh- haha! That, yeah that looks just like my house! Haha!

[one-dark-passenger]

… Right… old times… :)

#Old times…??

[theodore-g-wiggins-blog]

You’re still forgetting….aren’t you?

…

Hold on. Lemme just— *digs through his bag, takes out paper and crayons, and starts drawing*

Remember? I’d come see you late at night. When I wasn’t supposed to.

[one-dark-passenger]

No- yes I remember. Of course I remember. I would be confused. I didn't know why you did that.

[one-dark-passenger]

theodore-g-wiggins replied to your post: Mr. One-ler, did you hear? Im a rockstar!! Did you hear me play?

Dyou think I can play for you at your place when this is all over?

Of course. I’d love that. :)

[theodore-g-wiggins-blog]

It’ll be like old times, right?

[one-dark-passenger]

... Right... old times... :)

[one-dark-passenger]

theodore-g-wiggins replied to your post: Mr. One-ler, did you hear? Im a rockstar!! Did you hear me play?

Dyou think I can play for you at your place when this is all over?

Of course. I'd love that. :)

[one-dark-passenger]

Mr. One-ler, did you hear? I'm a rockstar!! Did you hear me play?

I sure did. You did great, kid.

[survivalaudrey-blog]

Oh! Yeah, there’s lots of room here.

Hahaha, I’d love to hear from our own “band”!

[theyouthfultycoon]

-continues dragging One towards them-

Don’t forget the backup singers and third guitarist!

-glances back at One- I’m just kidding, you don’t gotta sing. You can play triangle. -snickers-

[one-dark-passenger]

Ha ha.

I’ll spare you my beautiful singing voice.

[theodore-g-wiggins-blog]

Aw, c’mon Mr. One-ler— if you want we can sing together. It’s okay, I’m a little scared, too. :)

[one-dark-passenger]

... No it's... fine, you really don't want to hear me try to sing, haha.

[lets-rot-n-roll-blog]

Nice campfire, guys!

[daveoftheapocalypse]

yeah sure kid

have a seat over here theres pleanty of room i just finished telling jokes i think 72 needs some time to recover

[survivalaudrey-blog]

Oh! Yeah, there’s lots of room here.

Hahaha, I’d love to hear from our own “band”!

[theyouthfultycoon]

-continues dragging One towards them-

Don’t forget the backup singers and third guitarist!

-glances back at One- I’m just kidding, you don’t gotta sing. You can play triangle. -snickers-

[one-dark-passenger]

Ha ha.

I'll spare you my beautiful singing voice.

[theyouthfultycoon]

[theyouthfultycoon]

Awesome! -takes his arm-

We’ll just escort you right over and—look! They’ve set up some sitting places. There’s even a spot for you.

[one-dark-passenger]

Oh- eurgh- good..............

[theyouthfultycoon]

[theyouthfultycoon]

Are you sure? You could just…sit with Swag if you wanted.

You two haven’t really been hanging out a lot…

I know you’re used to being alone, but… maybe one night couldn’t hurt, yeah?

-grins hopefully- ?

[survivialswag]

Oh my god just get up off your lazy ass and come over with us. You can sit the fuck back down over there. It’s like forty steps away.

[one-dark-passenger]

I-

Okay, okay....

[theyouthfultycoon]

[theyouthfultycoon]

-pauses in his steps-

Urm…

-rubs at his arm, glances at Swag-

I was wondering if you wanted to come over to the campfire with everyone else? I don’t really know what’s going on, but it could be fun.

[survivialswag]

-raises an eyebrow at Entre then looks back at Oneler-

What he means is get the fuck over here with everyone else and stop being an antisocial Emo Princess.

[one-dark-passenger]

Oh, uhm, I don't know know about that, uh, I'm fine by myself...

[theyouthfultycoon]

[survivialswag]

-looks over at Oneler-

Oh. I didn’t think he-

…

Whatever I’ll go with you. He’s not gonna listen to your nerd ass anyways.

[theyouthfultycoon]

Heh…

Maybe it’s better this way, anyways.

-smiles and keeps going-

…

Hey, One.

[one-dark-passenger]

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...Hm?

[one-dark-passenger]

Well it's hard to say what you've forgotten, or just how much, but at least you still know your elementary school math, congrats!

??????????????

[one-dark-passenger]

You should just answer the question, if you can. What's 2+2 equal? You can't have forgotten THAT.

It's four.... Why would I forget basic math....

[one-dark-passenger]

What's 2+2 equal?

Is this one of those trick questions designed to make fun of me for choosing the obvious answer :(

[one-dark-passenger]

what a fraud. do you even eat people

LATE APRIL FOOLS!!

I'm just a normal guy :)