Inspired by this tumbler post and my psychotic, hanusly nasty thoughts.
All the love to them for the art!
And all the thanks to them for letting me do this ;).
Ted was going to Booster's place to hang, as usual: as they do often. He didn't think anything weirder than usual would happen, just two bros hanging out with snacks, a little beer, and some TV.
Until Booster answered the door in a maid dress.
He had knocked, heard the voice of an asshole he loves so much, then heard the pitter-patter of his feet running through the house to unlock the door.
Then his eyes widened like a deer in the headlights when he saw....... that.
That beauty standing before him- oop, fuck... already getting too comfortable with this. In his defense it is Booster we're talking about so it's not that surprising.
Booster didn't notice his jarred open, peeled eyes as he gawked at Booster, and instead just smiled bright like always at seeing his best bud and invited him inside.
Booster led the way to the living room, and Ted had half a mind on him to relax his eyelids. Until he caught wind of Booster from the back.
Starting at the top, his shoulders wide and strong; every muscle of his back outlined by the outfit that probably should have gone on a smaller frame.
Trailing down, the bow of where the apron was tied and the ribbon around his hips that made it, accented his already small waistline. Such a slutty little thing.
The back of his thighs, in those thigh high socks..... UGHHHH. His calfs held taught by the fabric and outlined just like his back.
In the living room Booster bent to snatch the remote from the table, to turn on the show he wanted to show Ted. Ted snapped his head away before the dirty thoughts could overtake him or allow him a peek of what was underneath that dress.
Once Booster stood up straight impossible again, Ted allowed himself to turn back; and maybe he shouldn't have. He'd somehow already forgotten, at least subconsciously, how beautiful Booster is.
The whole outfit- It accented his skin and musclelature, the peak of skin showing from between the dress and the socks. It seemed dirty in a didn't mean to be way. He wanted to touch it, caress the skin. [See all which way he can bend] Ted thought, surprising himself into blushing brightly [Woah woah woah-]
Booster sat on the couch, and maybe it was just the outfit, but his posture had all too much cuteness to it.
Ted stood there a moments too long, just enough that it was noticeable. He didn't mean to stand there all shocked, and he took his usual seat next to Booster. Booster withheld the evil smirk that pulled at his face, forcing it to morph into a cute smile that mimicked the butterflies in his soul that flutter every time Ted's around.
"Oh- I got some new drinks we can try" Booster stated his remembrance as he hopped from the couch, booty almost popping from the skirt as it matched his movement. Ted began to stand but before his rear cheeks could even leave the cushion, Booster spewed "You stay there!"
Booster God damn giddily scurried away into the kitchen. Little frolic or well, not really out of the living room. The way the dress moved was intoxicating; it matched the bounce of his hair, which it alone was a too little of an amount to be this distracting.
It flowed like anime hair under cherry blossoms during love confessions; it spun like every girl's dream skirt; it bounced like a bubble butt with gentle hops.
Booster knew what he was doing. Booster was getting to Ted. Absolutely doing this on purpose. He knew what he was doing.
Thigh high socks. Frilly little things, much not suitable for his muscular thick body, but mixing all too well.
The skirt that leaves some thigh to the open eye and if he bent........
He knew what he was doing.
He came back with the sparkily, bubbily, yellow juice in hand. Caught how Ted's eyes flickered to his face quickly. Suspiciously quickly and felt the mischievous satisfaction rumble and quake through his very soul.
It went on like this for a while. Ted avoiding looking at any part of Booster besides his face or hands, trying to watch the show but distracted oh so much.
Until about halfway through the movie when Booster bumped it up about ten notches; swearing if he didn't he would have lost his mind right there.
He put his arm around Ted's shoulder when he got excited about a certain part, pointing at the screen with the other with a stupid bright smile on his face.
The smile made Ted's heart jump, warmth spreading through his body as it subtlety beat faster and faster.
Booster cuddled and nuzzled up closer to Ted in his excitement, fully aware his actions of his leg rubbing up against Ted's; sock, open thigh, and the skirt ruffling up... his undergarments peeking through and being the most noticeable fabric because of what it is.
Booster caught how Ted's eyes flicked down, caught how they caught the noticeable portion of blue and yellow star patterned underwear. Caught the colors of his face turn bright red.
What he didn't catch, is how he became entranced; how he was now staring at Ted and giving his lips a slow lick when they met eyes. Blue on blue, as blue and gold stared into each other's souls; gazing past barriers of falsehood, insecurity, and more, seeing just who they truly are.
Essence of their beings, dancing hand in hand in a tango of ribbons and love; as mere men in love. Because that's all they are.
Past all the superheroes; past the facades; past the public view; past the view of friends; past it all. Just two guys, deeply in love and down bad for each other.
Ted cleared his throat and looked away after glancing at Booster's lips."Hey, crazy question..."
Booster smirked, having an intence inkling to where this was going "Shoot"
It took Ted a moment to supposedly find the words, even though they were the most casual things in history. "You wanna fuck?"
Booster's lust blew out of scale when he was already teetering on the edge, and now nothing held him back from pouncing Ted. He flipped his leg over the other and straddled Ted's lap, licking his own teeth as he sultry spat "Oh I've been hungering for you since the moment we met"
Ted's hands slid to his hips, then their lips jumped to each other. As they pressed and pressed, Booster didn't realize as he further sat and pressed down on Ted, but did realize how Ted's grip tightened. When they parted Booster looked down at his hips, where Ted's perfectly loveable hands -both built to give love and hold love- held him.
"That good? You like that?" Ted hushed, kind and the sweetness sultry in Booster's too deep in love with this sweetheart heart.
"Uh-huh" Booster pant slightly, wide eyed and mouth open, until Ted closed them with his.
More kissing and sweet pecks. Ted picked him up and walked them into the kitchen, bumping the wall as he walked whilst making-out. "Ow"
"Oh how ever will you make it up to me?"
The squeeze on his cheeks brought his attention to how Ted was holding him. "I have a few ideas"
Booster blushed deeply and Ted continued until they were in the kitchen and Booster was sat on the island.
He felt the cold on his thighs and when Ted's hands traveled to them felt an almost shy blush dust his cheeks even though he was nowhere near shy.
He slid a hand on Ted's stomach to his side, then up and moved back to the middle before touching his armpit. Apon the tit he layed, then picked up another hand and apon the tits he layed.
Everything in him was telling him to squeeze and mush and lick and suck and- "God I wanna be suffocated by them titties"
Booster realized what he'd done, and Ted smirked wide as Texas.
"Oh you will be. I promise" he hushed, smirk never leaving his lips as he presses them to Booster's. They parted and looked down to Ted's work.
Fingers slowly trailing up his leg, like he was saving and savoring every bit, he slid his fingers under the dainty hem of his sock and yoinked it down past his knee to have access to the entire expanse of his thigh.
He bent and kissed his thigh, leaving a winding trail all the way up; until he got to where Booster's leg connected with the rest of his body.
He looked up and Booster felt a shiver run through him. He wanted to spit Just fuck me already but withheld, as his heart beat faster and as butterflies fluttered and spurred as the pleasure in his stomach swayed and swirled.
He felt sick with love, as he had many times. But having the man it was pointed towards here with him was a whole different story. Having said man here with him doing something like this was absurd.
His heart beat from his chest and he pulled Ted up into another kiss. He just couldn't stop himself. Same as how he couldn't stop his hands from exploring and indulging in the man he loves; how he couldn't stop his lips from trying to eat him alive and savor every last drop of Ted while drinking as fast as speedsterly possible.
He couldn't stop it. Couldn't stop showing him his love; spoiling him with it. Couldn't stop.
Good thing Ted reciprocated. As his hands felt up Booster, he kissed and kissed and loved him back with matching passion.
Ted got on his knees and began to work. Kissing, licking and mouthing at him through the fabric of his underwear but refusing to back away to let Booster take it off.
Booster squished him between his thighs, crushing him like a little bug despite the worry for breath as Ted begged to be here; just like this.
He gasped loud each time he gave specific love to the tip and shivers ran through him. He twitched and jerked regardless of his attempts to little them and still so not only could Ted perfectly do what he intended, but so Booster could perfectly feel it.
Legs over his shoulders, he wondered if Ted could even hear him moan. He knew damn well he could feel him as he spazmd and humped and bucked; not holding back in worry of choking Ted, but not able to stop the involuntarily movements even if he tried.
He aggressively humped at Ted's face, who continuously dived in, no matter how many dick bumps to the nose.
In no time at all he had Booster ruined. Maybe it was because Booster was head over heels and mere kissing got him acting up. Maybe Ted is a being of pure sexual sexyness.
Booster pant and Ted looked all to smug. Good thing Booster was a horny dirty bastard and would make Ted match him in the land of ruin.
Now his filthy undergarments were saturated and ruined with not only the wetness and cum of his release but the saliva and wetness of Ted's mouth.
Perfectly hidden by the skirt of the dress, all looked normal and if Booster could play it off he'd seem like a normal man in a maid outfit; but the touch sensors were uncomfortable with the wet, sticky, cold fabric especially on such a sensitive area. It made him squirm and rub his legs together uncomfortably.
The sooner he got these off the better.
Ted stood staring at him and salivating.
He pounced the unsuspecting Beetle who had been too entranced by his beauty to think about anything but love, much less stop their fall.
On the ground, Ted on his back with his knees up. Booster was on top of him, hands above his shoulders and biting his lip like a cheeky sexy mf.
Since Ted's knees were up, so was Booster's ass, and his skirt folded and fell; not hiding his ass at all and letting it shine to the world.
Ted saw and licked his lip, impulsively taking his hand up to smack it. As the sound reverberated Booster thought [Don't you love it when everything goes according to plan?]
"Ooh... those are quite wet" Ted stated while looking at his hand that received some of the damp even from that quick touch "how about we get those off of you?"
They smirked in sync like the complete and total douchbag assholes they are.
They stood up and Ted shoved them to the wall where he pressed Booster into it
"Dirty little boy..." he hushed sultry, pulling at the hem "filthy little thing"
With a wink, Booster quipped back "Just a dirty bastard, master~" Booster just said that because it rhymed but both actually liked it quite a bit -maybe too much; but they'd expand on that later.
Undergarments on the floor that if Ted lift the skirt now he'd shine the whole world; his moon gleaming bright and his dong hanging proud.
Ted's hands traveled and found perchance on the bare skin of his bare ass, and they fell back in sync all over again. Flowing through the motions of dirty, devastatingly delicious acts as they hungered and thirsted everlasting for each other.
Rubbing nasty on nasty, filthy thoughts turned sexy motions, they now rubbed and humped up against each other. Just banging their crotches together and falling apart.
Dirty skirt fruffled up, bunched under his hands as no matter how much of Booster he had, he still remains desperate for him.
Booster took a hand and grabbed their cocks, fucking intertwined. Other hand on the back of his neck, connecting their fourheads as they looked downwards apon their activities.
Pants and moans, whispers and wishes. Slipping from their lips and fluttering through the air. They quake with need and the further they go the more words they lose, along with the control over them.
"Oh I ammmmm, bu-t I will" he tried to be sexy and sultry through the moaning. Oh, and it worked. Maybe just because Booster is head over heels for him, though. Who knows?
Climax too close, Ted pulls away. Back of hand over his mouth as he pant, eyes away so the sight of Booster wouldn't tip him over and pour him out.
Booster whined and reached out for Ted, moving to get him. Ted stopped him and held him against the wall, feeling the rise and fall of his chest under his palm as Booster's high slowed and calmed down.
At the whining, and needy rub of his own thighs, Ted grinned. Man oh man, he loves this man with all his stupid, silly little man heart. Seeing his need filled Ted with such pleasure and want and hunger and a bit of humorous endearment as this man rubbed his own wet thighs together while whining and damn near- nope, actually begging for Ted.
"Teddy please, I'll be good for you. Please fuck me, Ted. I've been such a good boy! Plea-"
"Oh don't you worry, we're not done yet" Ted says in such a sinister way that Booster is concerned when his dick pops up.
Ted threw Booster onto the ground and before he could complain, the stare he received that bore through his soul made said soul light on fire. Booster blushed and realized his goods had been shown to Ted the whole time, and not only that but Ted's eyes traversed his body as though it were all as beautiful and sexy as his junk.
And to Ted it most certainly is. He pounced Booster and smashed their lips together. Like sugar and spice they blended perfectly, as they fell back into everything nice. Back into motion and blended together in the internal dance of loving souls and horny open holes.
Smack, smack, smack, of their wet kiss red lips and Booster talks just to have a moment; just to breath.
"Talk dirty to me" oh how great an idea, and Ted just let out everything on his mind.
He kissed along his neck "Booster~"
"Hhnm~!" Booster jumped as he felt Ted's hands sneakily slip onto his low back.
"Next time, I want you to just wear this around the house without underwear"
"Wait for me to pounce on you" he whispered into Booster's ear, and the breath on his face made a dirty shiver race down his spine.
"Pull you onto my lap and have your bare ass, taint and penis right on me"
This dirty talk was really working, and the images of him walking around without underwear with Ted around even if he couldn't see it was revving his engine.
"Feel my dick squeeze and squish right up between them cheeks-" he slapped his cheeks, watching them jiggle and bounce "-of yours, pressing right up against you and then, eventually, fucking you like you deserve"
Booster moaned involuntarily, and rather loud for nothing happening besides some words and the gentle move of his hands and the press of his lips- Booster pounced on him, slamming his face directly into his.
He explored the inside of Ted's mouth even though Ted was about to explore the inside of him-
"Stop them dirty thoughts" Ted disrupted with the most dirty thoughts fueling thing: spanking his juicy ass.
Booster wasn't even saying anything, his lips had been on Ted's "How can I? You're on me"
Ted smiled wide and kissed him deep and passionately. He is quiet the flirt even when in the cutest maid outfit about to get his entire world recked.
Hands frisky under clothes. Skirts; shirts; the likes. Licked and sucked wet fingers, lapped by eager but sensual tongues, sneaking between cheeks and slithering into his hole. Soon following was something more like a snake slithering into his hole.
He moaned out and yelped as he pressed inside and spread him wide. He gasped when Teddy shoved him back to the floor. There they made out and searched already explored lands with greedy hands as insides adjusted to changes not yet had.
"Yea?" He responded to the hush in matching tone.
"Teddy~" he hushed again, more needy.
"T-teddy!~" he cried out, and Ted got the message.
Teddy thrust in and made him catch, choke on air. The spread was equally as delicious as the deep dive inside him. The more they fucked the worse they got. Fucked drunk if you will.
They became damn near delirious with sex for the other. All they wanted was to consume their heart and devour their body.
Hand on the back of his neck, Booster held Ted close as he recked his body and mind by simply being him as he fucked into him.
Teddy dove in and kissed him again, swallowing those delicious moans that drove him crazy. His hands held firm and tight on Booster's hips which Booster liked far too much.
About to explode with pleasure, Teddy stopped himself. Breathing hard he continued to kiss all over the whining needy man. Over his cheeks, down his neck and scouring his chest and shoulders, before flipping him over.
Face shoved into the ground and ass up, Booster yelped as he was pressed into the floor and Ted sunk his dick in further; pushing him forwards as if to fold on himself like a lawn chair.
The new angle unlocked dirtier thoughts and the skirt accented his features; his curves, the crests of his bumps ass and the white on black fighting for attention contrasted perfectly with his golden tanned skin.
Hands on his hips, fingers in the dips, he held him as he rocked them; Booster obediently staying still as told despite everything in his mind, soul, and very essence telling him to move and fuck it up and ruin it so Ted would have to correct his behavior.
It was hanus. No man should look this beautiful in a maid outfit. And Booster Gold shouldn't look this cute and this pretty when getting fucked through the floor.
He couldn't stretch and bend like a porn star, he could stretch and bend like a man who's hairline was thinning. But to Ted it was enough. He was beautiful, always. The ways his body bent intoxicated Ted; maybe because Ted was head over heels in love with him, maybe because he was horny as fuck.
How anyone could keep him on the edge for this long, he didn't know. Maybe Ted was a fucking wizard. That had to be it; it's the only answer.
They finally reach the climax, the tip peak of the mountain and they go tumbling down the other side as their juices shoot and paint white along the tainted areas.
Breathing heavy, Ted takes a while to reopen his eyes and when he does the sight of cum spanning from Boosters hole devastated him in the most delicious way. A pool in his hole and streams and droplets spreading out.
Booster had a similar reaction to how his own spend painting the ground beneath him. A glistening splat that spread the floor that Skeets had cleaned (via using a mopping machine).
They breath and they breath and they breath, and too lazy to get up: they flop away from their mess and lay on the floor.
They cuddled with Ted on his back and Booster laying his head on his chest; both snuggled up close yet sprawled out since they were hot and sweaty.
As they lay there, out of breath with the longest sex they've ever had, Booster spoke as he realized something. "Hey, I was promised tittie suffocation!"
Ted let out a little laugh. Whoops, he had forgotten. At least Booster did too.
With Ted's promise, Booster was already thinking about and thirsting for next time.
