[littlealienproducts]

[phineaslightfoot-deactivated201]

CANNOT REBLOG FAST ENOUGH

[fullten-deactivated20240430]

Because its safer to be nobody than a woman

[theliteraryjournals]

She was the kind of girlfriend God gives you young, so you’ll know loss the rest of your life.

Junot Díaz, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao (via theliteraryjournals)

[taeng]

date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve

[hnxy-blog]

Yeah that’s right, be a fucking gold digger, whores.

[taeng]

u sound poor how dare you talk to me 

[myowangs]

What happens when people open their hearts? They get better.

Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood  (via myowangs)

[nahshaw-deactivated20141008]

true love is having a crush on him even after he got a haircut

[angelalindvall]

[memewhore]

[brbcuddlinq]

[block]

[thebestoftumbling]

View this post on Instagram

[missinglinc]

DRAG HIM

[kimshinegyu]

SHE DID THAT

[woahspace]

She did T H A T

[seaweed-butch]

LOOK AT THIS LEGEND 

[zandr]

[one-great-perhaps]

Someone over the age of 50: Why are you always on your damn phone taking all those selfies

Me: idk, why you always making decisions that lead to economic collapse and an uncertain future for young people in your country :////

[hornyspice]

It took 9 years and 720 million dollars to get a better photo of pluto

[designer-croutons]

Takes the same to get a decent pic of me

[ameliastardust]

Sometimes I’m funny on Twitter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[leslieknxpe-blog]

[genofattolia]

[unknown221753058]

me at a job interview 

[alexander]

What moms are like when guests are about to be coming over…

[maryjanewasted]

[gengawrr-deactivated20201209]

@lild0ll