L to the OG

he/him - I reblog dumb things & make silly posts

[feldfrog]

(If I was at the roast of Kevin Hart)

Pete Davidson is here! Pete’s dated Ariana Grande, Kim Kardashian, EmRata, and many others

(Turn to Pete)

Hey Pete! All of those memories are now but ash in the sands of time

[circlusion]

[eloiscbridgerton]

HACKS 5.06 – Quik Scribbl

[campmiasmas]

HACKS (2021—2026) S05E09, "The Garden"

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

this quarantine got me feeling like luke’s guy walker… trapped on dagobah with that gay little frog, help LOL!

[evilscientist3]

[smegmafactory4prez]

I always wanted to fuck him tbh

[evilscientist3]

you CANNOT be fucking the white pharaoh bro

[martindykewood]

[theehorsepusssy]

[minxitsy]

[mulhollandrivedyke]

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[gondwana]

[kylejsugarman]

“jesse. i don’t know. WHAT would make you think that i would EVER sell you to one direction. really, just calm down and think about this logically, think about it. what would i possibly gain from selling you to one direction?? i don’t even know how one would get into contact with them. please, just take a moment and think—really think—about who WOULD be able to contact such a famous band. a man of high social standing, right?? a notable businessman, who—what?? this envelope of loose british pounds in my hand?? jesse, ive always had this—”

[dogpuppy]

[antiwhat]

[stuckinapril]

Has anyone figured out what’s so viscerally wrong with this woman yet

[stuckinapril]

She’s so one dimensionally evil you guys 😭😭 how is she real

[mintedwitcher]

read this and remember it. read this and remember that she is going to use the profits of her fucking ego-stroking reboot to decimate trans rights. read this and remember that every time you pay into her IP, you are emboldening her to hurt us more.

our lives matter more than your fucking nostalgia.

trans lives matter more than your fucking nostalgia.

[flockalyn]