this funky little lesbian can & WILL babygirlify ur fav /threat

23 // if you must perceive me any pronouns will suffice // certified Short King (5 ft nothing) // AAA Battery (ADHD, Anxiety, Autism)

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i’m projecting my periods cramps onto them

happy pride month!! we are sharing in the pain

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[Vol 1. Part 1] mysterious next door neighbors~

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[pilley-w]

Nah, don't worry about it

[chromaticrainarts]

I think this ship (spaceship) is really funny

[silvaerial]

Patron Saints of One-Way Trips

[cloudabserk]

i’ve talked about it before but their temperature differential would be perfect for cuddling

[cloudabserk]

actually it would be safe and comfortable for them both because of the power of friendship…

[paper-mache-stars]

been thinking about grace and adrian being alike

[stillnotsquashed]

"Batman gave birth to me" is just the longest running lie Dickbin conjured when trying to explain how Batman acquired a child while not revealing their identities. Other lies he told the Justice League include:

He won me in a game of 'go fish'

They were draining a vat of chemicals the Joker had and I was just lying in the bottom

A gargoyle delivered me to him as a baby and I have been raised in his cave by his humanoid batservants ever since

He's actually my son from the future but when a time traveller came back and murdered the man who trained me he had to come back and take his place so I could learn how to become so awesome that his warrior goddess mother falls for me and we can make him

Someone lopped off his arm. He grew it back and I grew out of the limb

I am mark 2 of the super soldier programme that made him

Gotham has this whole cult that worships him and I was given to him as a sarcifice and everyone thought he would eat me but he didn’t so the cult was bummed out and disbanded

He hit his head really hard one day so I got him back to the cave and convinced him I had been there all along

I am a lord of chaos sent to wreak destruction upon this dimensional plane but he said I could dress up in bright colours and beat up people and that sounded awesome so... don't let me get bored I guess. My chthonic master still calls me up every so often to ask how the how destory the world thing is going

[one-true-and-confused]

"batman felt joy once and it disrupted the very fabric of reality so he removed his positive emotions in order to save the universe and i am the storage container"

[annabelle--cane]

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Hannah Cruz’s second performance as Eliza/ the Angelica company’s second day in Boston. My audio, graciously tracked by @ariafsar.

Hamilton First National Tour. September 19, 2018. Boston Opera House.

Austin Scott (Alexander Hamilton), Hannah Cruz (Eliza Hamilton), Nicholas Christopher (Aaron Burr), Sabrina Sloan (Angelica Schuyler), Paul Oakley Stovall (George Washington), Bryson Bruce (Marquis de Lafayette/Thomas Jefferson), Chaundre Hall-Broomfield (Hercules Mulligan/James Madison), Rubén J. Carbajal (John Laurens/Philip Hamilton), Isa Briones (Peggy Schuyler/Maria Reynolds), Peter Matthew Smith (King George), Alexander Ferguson (Philip Schuyler/James Reynolds/Doctor), Andrew Wojtal (Samuel Seabury), Robbie Nicholson (Charles Lee), Taylor N. Daniels (George Eacker), Charnette Batey, Dan Belnavis, Natalie Kaye Clater, Jennifer Geller, Paige Krumbach, Alex Larson, Krystal Mackie.

[canadian-pug-cartel]

Can’t wait for these two to have a fight scene together and beat up Naz!s

[marinememes]

I've been collecting these for a few weeks and I NEED MORE

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[unclefather]

can’t risk it

[bentejam]

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

[fakesurgery]

Gotta take all the chances…..

[fit-beach-tea]

Never risk it

[reshipped]

i had to

[timhortons]

i hope youre all lying and hyping your cv/resume’s up

[timhortons]

i have never gotten an interview and not been offered a job position after it

[timhortons]

I mean lets be honest if everyone else is gassing theirs up like no tomorrow and you’re being as honest as you can who th are the recruitment team going to be more interested in

[timhortons]

There’s people working in my banks head office with me WITH MUCH MORE EXPERIENCE than me BUT ARE GETTING PAID LESS

[timhortons]

we’re doing the exact same job role

[timhortons]

the point I’m trying to make here is if you’ve handled finances for a company you’re now what i would call a treasurer my g, if you’ve done admin work you are now a secretary (or as I’ve put Management secretary)

[timhortons]

you help some kid with his homework? you’re a private tutor.

keep your bullets points for the job role as concise and important sounding as possible AND ALWAYS EMPHASIS THAT YOURE A TEAM PLAYER IF YOURE GOING TO WORK IN A TEAM.

[timhortons]

go into that interview room and get your story straight the night before and remember that interviews are two way conversatons yes they might be grilling you but at the end of it make sure to grill them BACK. do you have any hesitations about my qualifications? my suitability for the job? any feedback on my cv? how long have you been working at this company? do you like it here? whats the work environment like?

I ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS GET THE SAME FEEDBACK WHEN THEY GET BACK IN TOUCH WITH ME

“ive never been asked those questions before” / “you were one of the strongest candidates”

[timhortons]

throughout the interview emphasise that youre about progression, that you want more responsibilities than you did at your previous job, tell them the hours here are more suitable for me than my last ones were, AND WHEN IT COMES TO SALARY NEGOTIATION its all about continuity. tell them again that it boils down to progression. make up a reasonable figure for how much you were paid in your last role (do your research for how much the industry youre applying to or the role youre applying for pays, base it on that) tell them you expect more than you were previously paid. do not give them a figure. progression is your primary focus, tell them if youre progressing youre happy. leave it at that.

[timhortons]

LIE THROUGH YOUR TEETH AND GET THAT MONEY

[infiniteglitterfall]

I had an interview yesterday, at the place I’ve been temping, where I busted out the “is there anything about my skills or background that makes you concerned about my fit for this job” question for the first time.

Neither of my supervisors had never gotten it before either. They had to think for a while, and then it turned into them telling me how great I am and what they love about me.

This stuff is real. I would also say: none of it is lying. This is taking experience that you normally downplay and write off, and putting it in accurate words they’ll understand.

It’s hacking the capitalist system. Why ISN’T helping a kid with homework “tutoring”, when the only thing missing is a paycheck?

It’s especially important for anyone who isn’t a cis white man, because many of us are so thoroughly trained to feel like we are not good enough.

Privilege tells people they can fake it, and that they’re good enough just as people and can learn the skills on the job. Abuse and oppression tell people they aren’t good enough as people and that even their high skills are probably below average, and that unless they had the specific job title or were using certain skills officially, nobody will think it counts.

The goal is to at least fake the confidence of a privileged person, to give the employer a chance at seeing the skills that you’ve been trained to undervalue.

[queenklu]

I would also say to answer any query of “Have you done [X small task] before?” with “I have, but it’s been a while.” Or, “I have, but it was a slightly different program.”

100% THEY WILL GLADLY WALK YOU THROUGH EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW, and I stress ‘gladly’ because claiming prior knowledge boosts their confidence in your abilities and any slips you make are already covered by your caveat. 

[leupagus]

blackstoic may have deactivated their account but this advice is fucking gold and all y’all looking for jobs or who think you might one day need to look for a new job PRINT THIS SHIT OUT AND STAPLE IT TO THE WALL. 

[andryushacx]

“The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.”

God. Dammit.

[ssas-land-deactivated20200930]

Betrayed.

*Sounds about right.*

[sirgold]

The Hunger Games. (Spot on!)

[noseforahtwo]

Two Bears One Cave

[lilapilla]

The Good Place :)))))

[missn11]

LA by Night?!?

[laurenthemself]

I see your LA By Night and raise you Clear Skies. 

[misssowinski-deactivated2021030]

Hnn… Parasite

[crazyintheeast]

Motherland Fort Salem

[selfcheckouts]

Dev

[nerdvanauniverse]

Perfume. No thank you douches are bad for vaginal ph

[the-barista-district]

Leverage

[one-true-and-confused]

Beetlejuice

do i get a demon gf if i say it 3 times?

[catzpah-deactivated20240520]

people need to stop calling celebrities billionaires derisively lmao. only a handful of the richest celebrities are billionaires (oprah, michael jordan, steven spielberg, george lucas, kylie jenner). googling some of the biggest a listers (taylor, katy perry, gaga, brad pitt, kim kardashian), i found most of them had a networth of between 300 and 400 million. ariana grande only has 50 million. and that’s an OBSCENE amount of money, like feel free to call them millionaires derisively. they are too rich. but it’s nothing compared to jeff bezos’s 109.9 billion, bill gates’s 93.3 billion, warren buffet’s 87.2 billion, etc. you’re supposed to see ariana and think she’s the height of wealth. she’s not even close. conflating celebrities with CEOs isn’t helpful - acting like taylor swift and jeff bezos are remotely comparable shrouds just how much money the richest people in the world have. you don’t have to LIKE celebrity culture but use words correctly please.

[catzpah-deactivated20240520]

ever since i wrote this post i haven’t been able to stop thinking about how there’s less of difference between my net worth and taylor swift’s net worth than there is between taylor swift’s net worth and jeff bezos’s net worth. i looked it up and she has seven properties valued at around 81 million dollars. and jeff bezos is exponentially more wealthy than her! i know the internet is FILLED with little ways to conceptualize how much money people like jeff bezos has but like it’s soooo fucking crazy when you think about

[roboco-san]

my gender is dollar store barbie. offbrand girl

[roboco-san]

girl adjacent

[roboco-san]

none gender with left woman

[roboco-san]

womanhood is a roommate I get along with and who lets me borrow stuff sometimes but I don't actually know all that well