linving in an AU

wouldn't hide anything if there was nothing

[tiny-universe-deactivated201607]

                 I’ll cry if you yell at me

[killingraham-deactivated2021011]

if lucifer needs someone’s consent to enter their body, then so do you

[overfalls]

IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

[owlbearcounter]

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY USEFUL THANK YOU

[ranetree]

ADDITIONALLY:

YOU ARE NOT ‘PHASED’. YOU ARE ‘FAZED.’

IF IT HAS BEEN A VERY LONG DAY, YOU ARE ‘WEARY’. IF SOMEONE IS ACTING IN A WAY THAT MAKES YOU SUSPICIOUS, YOU ARE ‘WARY’.

ALL IN ‘DUE’ TIME, NOT ‘DO’ TIME

‘PER SE’ NOT ‘PER SAY’

THANK YOU

[tassiekitty]

BREATHE - THE VERB FORM IN PRESENT TENSE

BREATH - THE NOUN FORM

THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE

WANDER - TO WALK ABOUT AIMLESSLY

WONDER - TO THINK OF IN A DREAMLIKE AND/OR WISTFUL MANNER

THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE (but one’s mind can wander)

[fairywails]

DEFIANT - RESISTANT DEFINITE - CERTAIN

[melancholicmarionette]

WANTON - DELIBERATE AND UNPROVOKED ACTION (ALSO AN ARCHAIC TERM FOR A PROMISCUOUS WOMAN)

WONTON - IT’S A DUMPLING THAT’S ALL IT IS IT’S A FUCKING DUMPLING

[proletariatbitch]

BAWL- TO SOB/CRY

BALL- A FUCKING BALL

YOU CANNOT “BALL” YOUR EYES OUT

[soggywarmpockets]

AND FOR FUCK’S SAKE, IT’S NOT “SIKE”; IT’S “PSYCH”. AS IN “I PSYCHED YOU OUT”; BECAUSE YOU MOMENTARILY MADE SOMEONE BELIEVE SOMETHING THAT WASN’T TRUE.

THANK YOU.

[everylineeverystory]

*slams reblog*

[leonawriter]

IT’S ‘MIGHT AS WELL’. ‘MIND AS WELL’ DOES NOT MAKE GRAMMATICAL SENSE.

[penbrydd]

SLEIGHT - DEXTERITY, ARTIFICE, CRAFT (FROM ‘SLY’) SLIGHT - VERY LITTLE, FRAIL, DELICATE

IT’S ‘SLEIGHT OF HAND’.

[maverlok]

[steftastan]

CAN I ADD TO THIS TOO?

IT’S NOT ‘COULD OF’, THAT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE WHATSOEVER. IT’S ‘COULD HAVE’. SAME APPLIES TO ‘SHOULD HAVE’.

[endoshan]

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

[catchaglimpseofalleble]

Oh i get it now.

[mukejpg-blog]

OH MY GOD IN FCUKING DYINF

[gond-wanaland]

[just-an-pain]

Can you not?

[catchaglimpseofalleble]

AHG, I fucked this up!

[scottandhiskind]

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

[mydarlingxo]

WHY WOULD YOU NOT REBLOG BOTH PARTS DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FIND THIS?!?!?!

[20aliens-deactivated20200625]

ITALY. Venice. 2003 Gueorgui Pinkhassov

[chouxli]

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Flowershop au, Coffeeshop au, Fake Dating/Marriage au, and Soulmate au

[adamsgirl42]

Tag your horsemen.

[micdotcom]

Watch: Michelle Obama just delivered the most important speech of this election season.

[theboondocksisters]

tumblr is so america-centric that sometimes i feel a little bit of panic and guilt that i haven’t registered to vote against trump

[onedayiwillbewithyou]

the "has a diverse music taste but listens to the same 10 songs everyday" squad

Taurus, Gemini, CANCER, Virgo, Capricorn, Pisces

[wallisninety-six]

103 year old Ruline Steininger casts a vote for Hillary Clinton in Iowa, as early voting began in the state.

She was born in 1913 when women were banned from voting, and born even before the First World War began.

She has voted in every election since 1936, when she first cast her vote for Franklin Delano Roosevelt, and earlier this year has sent a letter to Hillary saying:

“In my first century of life, I’ve seen many incredible things” “A pandemic, two worldwide depressions, a cure for polio, the first Catholic president, a man on the moon, the end of smallpox, an attack on American soil, and a black president. In my second century, I look forward to seeing a woman president.”

Kind of really sobering when you really think about the fact that there are people in this country who are alive at this moment and lived at a time when universal suffrage hadn’t existed yet. (X)

[oldtoadwoman-deactivated2018121]

^ This is where the presidential candidates stand on vaccinations.

what world are we living in that only Hillary supports vaccines

[garrettauthor]

Remember, kids: you don’t hear shit like this about the third-party candidates because no one cares about them enough to tell you.

[mysharona1987]

[lovelustquotes]

[topherchris]

October 8: Mississippi, South Carolina, U.S. Virgin Islands 9: Alaska, Rhode Island 10: American Samoa, Arizona, Arkansas, Hawaii 11: Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Louisiana, Michigan, New Mexico, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Tennessee, Texas 12: Missouri 14: New York, North Carolina, Oklahoma 15: Delaware 17: Virginia 18: Kansas, Minnesota, Nevada, New Jersey, Oregon, West Virginia 19: Massachusetts 24: Alabama, California, South Dakota, 28: Guam, Nebraska 31: Washington

November 1: Utah 2: Vermont 3: Maryland 8 (Election Day): Colorado, Connecticut, District of Columbia, Idaho, Illinois, Iowa, Maine, Minnesota, Montana, New Hampshire, Wisconsin, Wyoming

(Fun fact: You don’t need to register to vote in North Dakota. Deadlines for Northern Mariana Islands and Puerto Rico have already passed.)

Go to iwillvote.com to register to vote, check your status, or update your registration in minutes.

[trainedchimpanzee]

if you only have time for one video, make it this one

[pardonmewhileipanic]

wtf did i just watch

[floracion-deactivated20180330]

OMG

[topshotpicks]

[psyducked]

bout to take the ride of my life