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Avery. He/him. This blog doesn't really have a theme, I just post what sparkles.

[lonestatus]

[lonestatus]

[liarsblade]

Everyone clap for non consensual body modification everybody loves a character whose body has been altered against their will

[argyleheir-deactivated20260419]

[tomfoolerytotality]

Owlbear

Large monstrosity. Unaligned. AC 13. HP 59. Challenge rating 3

He is perfect. He is my baby. He is the reason life has meaning. I have never known true love until this very moment, I would die for him. If you say anything mean about him I will end your bloodline and also I will cry.

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[skopostheorie]

Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

[cnmcn]

absolutley enchanted by cobepee

[cryptotheism]

I just felt someone Z-target me

[search-queery]

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

[hisuizorua]

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

[daylights-rain]

This post is about enjoying a nice cup of juice, or perhaps even tea. I have marked it as mature so that its more of an exclusive socializing thing like drinking alcohol but instead it tastes good and doesnt suck

[thethirdromana]

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

[vampfuneralpyre]

[officialfoxsquadron]

audiences have no idea how to be uncomfortable anymore

[officialfoxsquadron]

watch movies that make you uncomfortable read books that make you uncomfortable go to plays that make you uncomfortable watch tv that makes you uncomfortable look at paintings and sculpture and artwork that makes you uncomfortable. it is spiritually and morally and ethically and artistically really really good for you. think about why you are uncomfortable. what biases do you bring to art? what biases does the art bring to you? how do you reconcile this? how does your worldview grow and expand and change? all this and more will be answered and available to you if you just engage with art that does not coddle you and treats you like an intelligent human being that can sit through discomfort

[un-monstre]

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

[eldr1tch-cr0w]

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

[leaveme2thewolves]

i block ppl all the time so my blocklist ranges from "actual fucking asshole fascist" n "post that mildly annoyed me because im petty" and if i went thru my blocklist rn i probably would have no idea why i blocked each of them but whatever

[deathwife]

yes yes project hail mary hopecore but to me the hopecore of the year so far is i love boosters.

to me it's so optimistic, so human, so motivational. i really, really loved it. it was possibly my number one most anticipated film of the year and it didn't disappoint. i think i like it even more than sorry to bother you. go see it and take all of your friends!!

[targetedknowledge]

[oneswordstyle]

Level of respect a class of teens I have to teach art to have for me when I walk in: 0%

Level of respect after I draw sasuke from memory on the whiteboard: beyond anything you could possibly imagine

[oneswordstyle]

the true reason i rarely teach classes is to keep my ego at bay

[frenchublog]