a beginner’s guide to queen
every song is an epic with twelve movements and 85 key changes
occasional operatic shrieking is not uncommon
hope you’re not a beginner musician because haha good luck buddy
there’s a bass player but we’re not really sure if he actually exists
all the songs that your drunk friend tries to cover at karaoke come from this decade so get ready for that
oh yeah everyone in the band is smarter than you so keep a dictionary handy
Mainstream ‘80s Pop Rock™
hey in case you didn’t know freddie mercury was gay here’s hot space which is essentially 40 minutes of club music
everyone kinda broke off and did solo projects and none of them were good (yes i’m sorry brian even you kinda sucked)
okay barcelona was a good song but that’s like the best thing to come out of queen solo albums
hey remember that bass player? he totally exists and he’s in full force
remember the time in 85 when mtv stopped playing queen because they dressed in drag in one of their videos
the “no synths” rule is broken so hard
like i don’t even think they might be giants used as many synthesizers in their first 10 years as queen did in 1984 alone
oh yeah and the band i guess
just wants to be left alone with his cats
stereotypical proper brit
the best soprano you’ll ever meet
acts all tough and badass to compensate for his natural femininity
writes about Teenage Angst despite being well out of college
might not actually have a voice
hasn’t done anything wrong
areudirty
origamiaround
yousharknotpass
janainaart
annaxmalina
titsay
gummygunk
stormborns
snowghoul
germansingergirl
