Number Five - Satan's Bitch

I know everyone hates me, but I'm not really so bad, you should read the Great Book, you’ll agree with me then I'm sure. Don't trust anything you hear Pittacus say about me, based on TFOF, he seems to be biased against me. KILLING EIGHT WAS A BAD MISTAKE!!! DON'T HOLD IT AGAINST ME!!! Click here if you hate me and want to destroy this page!

[oneeyedloric]

You started a business?

yeah

[oneeyedloric]

This blog has been kind of dead ever since I started college, launched a business and got too busy to keep up.

Does anyone want to take it over?

[oneeyedloric]

Hiya, i was just wondering if you could give me the download links please?

For what? 

[oneeyedloric]

me [hugging character]: my precious baby who can do no wrong

normal people: uhhhh

me: friggin' sjws don't call my sweet cinnamon roll problematic

normal people: he's literally a mass murderer

me: shh you'll hurt his feelings

[setracrap-ra]

How do you feel about five?

To put in terms you may understand, he is a whiny bitch that needs to grow a pear.

[officialpittacuslore]

@oneeyedloric

[oneeyedloric]

[juliethebibliophile]

Every fandom has that one character that’s just universally hated

It’s something I’ve noticed, and I love it. It’s like a whole sense of comradery. One thing that no one ever argues about. Without fail, it’s just the one character who you can speak ill about and never fear anyone lashing out at you. More often than not it’s not even the central antagonist.

I mean, this is at least true in a lot of my fandoms

Harry Potter you’ve got Unmbridge, which is the most famous one

Kingdom Keepers had Storey Ming

As far as I can gather, most people in the West Wing fandom can’t stand Mandi

And now with the Librarians fandom I think(and don’t shoot me if I’m wrong, I don’t mean to offend), but it seems to come from the movies, and it seems to be the lovely Miss Nicole Noon.

I just adore this concept so much

[oneeyedloric]

The ‘sea-nomad’ children who see like dolphins

Unlike most people, the children of a Thailand tribe see with total clarity beneath the waves – how do they do it, and might their talent be learned?

Garde tribe?

[oneeyedloric]

I just wanted to say thank you so much for the links you have put up. Seriously you're a life saver been wanting to read the lost files for ages. But if it's not too much trouble would you mind sharing another link for Five's Betrayel please? The other links you have are removed from the sites. If not that's okay. Thanks anyway^^

Not really active anymore, but here you go: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BwzdZTHqha9tLXR0dHNnR3ltRnM/view?usp=sharing https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BwzdZTHqha9tY1k1RnBYRVoweDQ/view?usp=sharing

Hopefully GDrive files will last longer.

[oneloric]

Sooo are we not going to talk about the abundance of weird links in the tags?

[oneeyedloric]

You can help by flagging all of them as spam. 

[oneeyedloric]

Garde found

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/teen-girl-uses-superhuman-strength-7155438

[oneeyedloric]

Fives supposed to be good now

[This is kind of embarrassing, but I started college and haven’t had time to keep up to date. Maybe during my next break I’ll catch up on the rest of the books.]

I was good all along. Haven’t you been following me?

[imaslytherinbitch]

[ezrazzle]

Friendly reminder that Tom Felton improvised this scene because he forgot his line.

[oneeyedloric]

I hope you're taking care of yourself, Five.

I hope you're taking care of yourself, not Ella.

[oneeyedloric]

Your face. I hate it.

Puny human.

[probablynotnine]

I don’t like it either.

[oneeyedloric]

Puny Loric.

[probablynotnine]

Puny idiot.

[oneeyedloric]

*insert witty comeback here*

[oneeyedloric]

Your face. I hate it.

Puny human.

[probablynotnine]

I don’t like it either.

[oneeyedloric]

Puny Loric.

[oneeyedloric]

Your face. I hate it.

Puny human.

[oneeyedloric]

Nine: I'm sorry Five, but I just don't think pirates are cool.

Five: Well then you're not cool!

I'll take any apology from nine I can get.