StarwarsrebelsRant

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B1 battle droid: Roger, roger. Ezra: Wait, who's Roger?

underappreciated joke

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reblogging but this has the same energy as “who’s mark”

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I'm thinking about Lothal being such a big concentration of the living force, that the planet itself feels semi-sentient.

many imperials disappeared during their stay at Lothal. Many stormtroopers were trapped in a never ending maze of tall grass fields and steep peaks. Like they could see the outline of their base at horizon but no matter how long they walked for, it never got any closer to them. They would pass out on the ground from exhaustion and the grass would just grow over them and they would sink into the ground and become a part of the planet

Or local wildlife completely infiltrating imperial bases, tearing up crates and ruining equipment.

Harsh winds creating a melody and luring troopers away, getting them lost between steep peaks

something like that, the planet protects its inhabitants and people who come here with good will

that's why Ezra had such a strong connection with that planet, when it was harmed, it called out to Ezra, seeped its cry into his consciousness

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Wow, that's sounds interesting

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Yes, and the whole crew seemed inexplicably drawn to it. They went everywhere, but always returned here… and the planet itself flowed with so much power, it literally manifested these sort of guardian beings that could travel through the strands of energy weaved throughout the entire planet. The wolves spoke for the grass and the mountains, the wind and the sky….

….but they only appear when it’s needed, when the planet is in danger. And Ezra, being force sensitive, was immersed into the planet’s harmony since the day he was born..

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zeb: guys, crimson dawn just commed me zeb: they have ezra zeb: can they keep him

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ezra: kanan ezra: I have bad news kanan: just go ahead. I’m numb at this point. Nothing you could possibly say will surprise me anymore. In fact, im looking forward to this. ezra: ezra: the coffee shipment is late and you’re gonna have to wait 3more days kanan: GOD FUCKING DAMNI—

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kanan: where’s ezra Sabine: dunno Zeb: he’s not in our room Hera: he’s not in the cockpit all: kallus: *walks into the room* kallus: your child is in the bathroom ceiling

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@seth-shitposts

i usually headcanon Ezra as transmasc (it’s fun, shut up)

but also sad bc I think he probably came out very early, he knew he was always a boy, and his parents were very supportive. They started calling him by him middle name (Ezra) and were probably the best trans kid parents to have.

when they were taken and Ezra started getting older, he developed horrible dysphoria with absolutely no way to treat it. Eventually, he started wrapping his chest with bandages and such, but he couldn’t do it very well and there was almost no relief. This led to his overall depression and he once attempted suicide :O :O

when he finally came out to the ghost crew (kanan, first) they dropped what they were doing to fly out and get him a binder. Eventually, he got his chest surgery done (they payed for it)

he actually always had a boyish voice, and never really felt the need to take testosterone until he was about 18.

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thinking about Ezra bridger 🥺

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i think we all know who ordered this pizza

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*ROLESWAPS YOUR

*ROLESWAPS YOUR BLUEBERRY

he’s a pilot now. look at the. look

hera gave him her headset

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smth smth Luke got an owie and Ezra is doing boyfriend things

NOT MY ART I USED PICREW

@elena-illustration

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femboy Ezra is my favorite

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stay tuned

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bluuuuuuubeeeriiiiiiiiiboooiiiiiiiiii

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Here it is, guys, the TikTok Ezra made after the sith temple incident

Based on

(random screenshot I had in my camera roll. couldn’t find op sry)

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honestly… i love them so much

its not even a chore to think about them, theyre just always in my brain as like part of the genetic coding or smth so every time my braincells connect theres a teeny bit of rebels

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Really disappointed in the Sith publicity.

i really do think that the sith really could have put more effort in the public advertising. nobody wants to join the Dark Side™️, come onnnnnn make it like the Bright Sunshiney Force Wielders of Doom or smth, at least that would be interesting

i would join that cult

but nooooo instead it’s “hey you there padawan why don’t you just come along and join the dARK SIDE” jESUS

they need to hire somebody

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Spoiler warning

what happened