Fabulous Overlord

I'm gonna go bother your husband now don't tell him

Go right ahead @setracrap-ra honey you have a message

Why must you drag me into this

If anyone cares, I just baked some banana bread

have you heard of jadam? It's murdering the fandom so sounds like you two have lots in common

Jadam sounds like a fruit hybrid to me

Keep your money grabbing claws off of them you animal

I don’t know what it is but it’s going to be a novella

Let me write it

@prettyboymogadorian I heard you and @setracrap-ra broke up. My condolences

Were we even really a couple though

@setracrap-ra asked for my number when I was visibly texting, and I told him I didn’t have a phone

I fucking KNEW that was your phone

I don’t have a phone

I hate you

@setracrap-ra asked for my number when I was visibly texting, and I told him I didn’t have a phone

I fucking KNEW that was your phone

#fuck you

So, how is the weather up there?

Oh, you’re back.

So am I

You left your gyro-bowl at my house, by the way.

I did no such thing

Then why the hell do I have a gyro-bowl in my house?

Just ADMIT that you like Greek food already! I don’t know why that’s so hard for you

I don’t care about the Greeks and their (questionable) food. I want to know why this infernal contraption is in my home

I have never seen that contraption before in my life

Then how did it get in my house

So, how is the weather up there?

Oh, you’re back.

So am I

You left your gyro-bowl at my house, by the way.

I did no such thing

Then why the hell do I have a gyro-bowl in my house?

Just ADMIT that you like Greek food already! I don’t know why that’s so hard for you

I don’t care about the Greeks and their (questionable) food. I want to know why this infernal contraption is in my home

So, how is the weather up there?

Oh, you’re back.

So am I

You left your gyro-bowl at my house, by the way.

I did no such thing

Then why the hell do I have a gyro-bowl in my house?

How are you? How are you feeling? Oh wait...I forget... I DON'T CARE my bad

Why are you all so rude

So, how is the weather up there?

Oh, you’re back.

So am I

You left your gyro-bowl at my house, by the way.

So, how is the weather up there?

Where’s your boyfriend @shittacuslore

He’s not my boyfriend, and I have no idea where he is.

You could have fooled me

smh

(that means "shaking my head")

So, how is the weather up there?

Where’s your boyfriend @shittacuslore

He’s not my boyfriend, and I have no idea where he is.

You could have fooled me

smh

(that means "shaking my head")

So, how is the weather up there?

Where’s your boyfriend @shittacuslore

He’s not my boyfriend, and I have no idea where he is.

How can you lose track of your boyfriend?

He's not my boyfriend!

So, how is the weather up there?

thelorically

Lots of rain.

Wish I knew what that was like.

So, how is the weather up there?

Where’s your boyfriend @shittacuslore