All Things Gecko

I have 2 geckos and counting! Pants is a Mack Snow while Rocky is a High Yellow

[yourlocalghoul]

Good soup

[segel-sudeikis]

[meanderingmolly]

Mr. The Frog we all agreed that a celebrity is not a people

[mommacomms]

The Muppets have one (1) collective brain cell between them and 90% of the time, Kermit has it.

[sosuperawesome]

Spooky Juice Stickers

Scribli on Etsy

[chatsvoid]

[emokingeddie]

tell me one time twitter has ever lied.

[azzyalpaca]

I discovered that placing this custom design on a cushion makes a legit bag of dank 🌳🔥

[qr-closet]

tie-dye 420 hoodie 🌿

[egogrumps]

who wants to come to a smoke sesh on my island?

QR codes used under the cut!

Flag - MA-5681-6368-7549

Hat - I can’t remember for the life of me where I found this, if you know hmu so I can update!

Raw tray - MA-6420-8090-0791

Pillows, sign, and stall - MA-3439-3066-1841

Panel - MA-8599-1186-1491

Bong shirts - MA-9077-0757-9322

dress - MA-3432-2275-0568

[mind-0pener]

I love this fucking game

[qr-closet]

variety of shelves

[leascno]

[bysaestyl]

i love being dm. it means i can ask the most innocuous questions totally unprompted to my players like “hey what’s your bard’s swimming speed?” and get this reaction every time

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

correct

[glumshoe]

hey do you guys know about the uncomfortably horny BDSM song cut from Disney’s Aladdin

[argumate]

no but I wanna

[glumshoe]

it’s called “Humiliate The Boy” and it’s just line after line of Jafar making it Weird™️

including the very real lyrics “oh, we’ll emasculate him slowly/all the better to enjoy/how delicious to humiliate the boy”

Disney why

Disney I can’t kinkshame fast enough to keep up with this shit

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

after learning Ursula’s character design was based on a (truly splendid) drag queen, I just sort of got lazy with assuming she would always be the most salacious disney villain. 

but apparently Jafar is a dom with a thing for twinks & humiliation play so what do i know

[glumshoe]

I don’t think I’d call Ursula especially salacious–she makes jokes implying that men only want sex, and she moves like a theatre major at the grocery store with their friends, but I wouldn’t describe her as horny.

I guess Frollo has a whole song about how horny he is, and both Gaston and Jafar also have “marry the heroine but in an evil way” as motives. 

[smokyquartz323]

Ursula is comfortable in her sexuality. Frollo is horny on main but trying to deny it. Gaston and, apparently, Jafar are horny period, with Gaston being mysoginistc and Jafar having a humiliation kink

[virgil-is-a-cutie]

Oh dear

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok someone do an alignment chart

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I made an alignment chart because I needed something to occupy my time. no one but frollo is on the “conflicted” bar because no other disney villain is anything but 100% comfortable with their sexuality and that’s that about that. gaston is evilly sexy, not evilly horny, because the only person gaston is horny for is gaston.

also, did we NOT already know jafar was kinky? was the slave girl outfit and hypnokink not a huge giveaway?

[crispydumbass]

I love tumblr coz where else would I read a serious analysis of Disney villains in terms of them being sexy/kinky/horny while listening to a very disturbing kinky Jafar song

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

someone replace “but conflicted” with “but a creep” and add scar and hades

[teen-heart-throb-mr-hyde]

not to plug my other social medias but here’s the worst and funniest thing i’ve ever tweeted

[radicalgraff]

“May the flesh of kings feed the earth”

Graffiti seen in Portland, Oregon during the ongoing protests

[valeria2067]

[guccixcucci]

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[karsfax-deactivated20221126]

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