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Just current fixations

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How I look at the customer when he tells me his name is "2raw" as in "the number two" and "raw, like raw sex." (I am one wrong move from blowing my shit smoove off)

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Rappers being like "Got 12 bathrooms, I could shit all day" is so funny cause it's also irrelevant. Nothing really prevents a person from shitting all day in one bathroom. Unless you have roommates. And even then, roommates have to WAIT till you're OUT OF THE BATHROOM.

IBS folk have apparently been living large this whole time

I guess you benefit from not having to shit again in the bathroom that smells like you shit in it. But you're...kinda just spreading the funk to several bathrooms.

Also, you CAN shit all day, but if you ARE shitting all day, you should see someone. Course the benefit of being wealthy is you can AFFORD to. But that sounds worse in a song.

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Me, on my Burger King shift (I hate my job) giddily announcing extra sauces are free

(I'm off my third arnold palmer) (The customers are frightened)

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When I discover reading aloud a week before my thesis is due (it was recommended to me many, many times)

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My thesis director: We could probably finish this in a week if we have to.

AuDHD + CPTSD:

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What hormonal treatment do I need to teach Aunt Flo that this is not a safe space?

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My insurance covered extended release Guanfacine we are so fucking back

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Me, feeling stupid for getting bitten by a stray cat I kinda catnapped: 😰

The urgent care doctor, telling me his wife also saves strays:

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Being autistic as a Burger King crewmember feels like high stakes Among Us.

Or a very weird tootsie pop scenario. "How many spatial mistakes does it take to start the this bitch slow comments?

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You know how people make jokes/memes about being sick and regretting all the times they took having a clear nose for granted? That's how this a03 thing feels.

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Moods are oscillating again and man, can I not afford another grippy sock imprisonment vacation.

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Tyriom : I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel -

Lysa Arryn: Silence!

Robin Arryn:

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Robert Baratheon made his own grave from whoring and drinking himself into oblivion and had the selfishness to bring Ned Stark into.

Asking him to let the matter between the Lannisters go and then refusing to let him leave when you know the Queen hates him? Saying you don't know or even want to know what happened between the Starks and Lannisters (I don't recall him mentioning Bran at all after they leave, which is telling)

You bring a man into a hostile court that you let fester for 17 years because you don't have the dignity to die alone?

So picky about when and where to stick his head in the sand for a dying man.

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So much could have been avoided if the Lannister twins weren't trifling enough to bring a secret they'd literally killed people over into someone else's home.

It's a smaller example of Lannister immorality. Before the violation of guest rights with them harming Bran. The disrespect it takes to do that in someone else's home is outrageous.

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Tyrion giving Catelyn his I told you this bitch is crazy look.

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The Dothraki guy when Khaleesi says she doesn't want her brother killed

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I love how even in Joffrey lie about being ganged up on by Arya, the direwolf and the butcher boy, he still looked pathetic.

Cercei said "Joffrey will bear these scars for the rest of his life." And Robert looked at him like 👀

"You let that little girl disarm you?"