orpheus

about as straight as wet spaghetti

[annielostmarch]

Tim Curry with his GameBoy on the set of The Three Musketeers (1993)

[chilewithcarnage]

cunt levels off the charts

[nat-20s]

I know it’s like cringe or whatever to care about media unironically but I actually do love when you love a story so much it becomes a part of your soul

[spirulin4]

my kids are gonna be like mommy what’s an ipad and i’m going to be like we DONT use that word in this house. play with worms.

[hungry-joe]

Fuck Disney now and forever

[dicaeopolis]

Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*

[dicaeopolis]

a small rhythmic motion: is happening

us for 6 million years and counting: talented brilliant showstopping incredible

[shaneofaragon]

[blusandbirds]

THEY ALL KEPT A PIECE OF THE SIGN. BEHIND THE PHOTO OF HIS DREAM. IN HIS CAPTAINS ARMBAND. IN HIS SHIN GUARD. IN THE BOOK HE DIDNT READ. SOMEWHERE SAFE. SOMEWHERE SPECIAL. FOR LUCK. FOR LOVE. FOR BELIEVE. AFC RICHMOND YOU BEAUTIFUL BOYS.

[badbucky]

there will always be an angry man in your house. you will find him even when he is not there.

[hacash]

#BUT HE DOING IT TO ROY IS OUT OF JOY AND CAMARADERIE#THIS IS A JAMES TARTT SR SHOULD GO AWAY FOREVER ACCOUNT (via @trent-crimm)

[waystar-royco]

also that ted lasso episode should have come with an “emotional scene set in Van Gogh museum exhibit where a random docent delivers a message about the ever present nature of joy and beauty even within the pain of human existence” trigger warning for all of us who have been traumatized by doctor who in the past

[itsclydebitches]

Trent went from being a bully journalist trying to live up to his father's expectations (if we read the show through Lance's backstory), all buttoned up with the armor of professionalism as he tried unsuccessfully to break the new gaffer with embarrassment and shame, to a member of the club himself - not a footballer, but finding his own niche by writing something "deeper" - unguarded in just a t-shirt after a fun night out where he was able to completely be himself with someone who understands the struggle of being a closeted queer man, basking in that acceptance and camaraderie as he sings with the BIGGEST SMILE ON HIS FACE I'M

[transratsactivist]

[jamtartt]

[wellwaterhysteria]

that 19th month cannibalistic bid for survival in the wilderness during misty quigley's teen years was literally just a detour on her inevitable one lane road towards murder and kidnapping in her adult years. i've said it before and i'll say it again misty was already like that. and i love her. misty came out of that harrowing experience smiling but disappointed they couldn't just stay there and eat each other forever.

[pyaasa]

[trent-crimm]

The next Himbo event would be them huddled over at the whiteboard discussing plays on how Roy can win back Keeley.

I AM MANIFESTING THIS.

[ridingtedlassosjetskimustache]

Coach Beard in the locker room, sleep-deprived while presenting his game plan to Ted and the boys:

[nessa007]

#same energy Fleabag (1x01) | Ted Lasso (3x02)

[wheelie-butch]

when you download a pdf and it's called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it's supposed to be. that's forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.