hi

Jadzia/ 23/ I don't really make original posts I just reblog the funny things

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currently cackling & wheezing after imagining a video game titled Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball

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[pangur-and-grim]

turned pangur into geothermal energy btw

oh okay

[insaneandlovingit]

You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.

[problemnyatic]

desired you while the women flee

[natalieironside]

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

[hamsterobsessed]

Molly has a real butterfly on her head!

[sofuton]

[wizardarchetypes]

i'm so hungry. won't someone use !tortellini to feed me delicious pasta

[verajustsaid]

!cursedoak

[wizardarchetypes]

[dogpuppy]

I’m panicking why are the Swedish talking about me

[notahorseindisguise]

[official-keyes]

There is a cartoon bomb living in my house

[whisqrs]

why does my boyfriend have to turn everything into a game of saw

[aflo]

The marxist-leninists are bullying me bc I haven't watched the amazing dialectical circus

[aflo]

[longhorned]

Nancy, July 10, 1958

[whippetcrimes]

Succeeding in looking much older than her 4 years

[goodwrestlingpics]

[dogpuppy]

[sharkgirldick]

"Squarting and squelching pusty juice" is still one of the funniest fucking phrases I've ever read.

From this btw.

It just fucking kills me.