//alboito//

make sure you're carrying torches, while they're putting out your candles.

[twentysomething-serendipity-dea]

“YOU DONT NEED TO WEAR MAKEUP!”

[quadvillain-deactivated20171002]

I’m crying..this is my new official response to every boy who’s ever told me they liked me better without makeup 😂😂

[scootsenshi]

Im fucking dead

[oneiopen-blog]

That is a very happy @snapsinabubble shot in UV, circa 2012

[doubleaquariusmcmxciblr]

[lavend3l-deactivated20200311]

[yinqors-deactivated20141206]

[nesft-deactivated20180108]

#CROW NO

Crow: CROW YES!

[notcuddles]

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

[pardonmewhileipanic]

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

[red3blog]

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

[pardonmewhileipanic]

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

[whitmerule]

BECAUSE IT IS FUN

[queenbloo-blog]

This speaks to me on a molecular level.

[askfordoodles]

birbs just wanna have fun

[huntersonthewingarchive]

Sorry to hijack a little, but to put it bluntly, corvids are also pretty BALSY. They are more than prepared to harass other huge birds of prey which could deal them a lot of damage. There’s plenty of cases of corvids ‘riding’ other birds as well. It’s often to harass the larger bird out of the area, but as @red3blog said, they quite often (in layman’s terms) enjoy fucking shit up for fun.

‘Where the hell is the seatbelt on this thing?’

I mean they deserve a medal for having such huge bird balls imo

Literally no fucks are given by corvids. Ever.

[tumblizr-blog]

Y'all knew this was coming

[happynewfears-deactivated201701]

im a bagel/croissant/pita bread hybrid

[quickweaves]

I’m ltrly croissant

[oneiopen-blog]

My name is Bert, hey call me bread sticks, that's not My name.clap.clap.

[okayilubuhbye-deactivated201611]

Bless you, MusicalHoe.

[greyscalesound]

If nothing else, this gives me a list of shit to buy my girl lol

[atasteoflee]

Okay but this is helpful

[sizvideos]

Actresses share real abortion stories of American women to raise awareness around reproductive health care

[haushinkaisarealgirl]

always remember that all reasons are valid reasons for having an abortion

[weloveshortvideos]

[zombielovejuice-deactivated2020]

WE ALL KNOW THAT EMOTION

[adricapproved-deactivated201705]

UNMUTE THIS

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

I’m the dog

[emeraldbriar]

My emotion right now is this dog.

[historicaltimes]

The Iseri family, Japanese American owners of a small pharmacy in Little Tokyo, Los Angeles, leave a farewell message to their customers after receiving an order of relocation to an internment camp in the Arizona desert, 1942.

via reddit

[jennlferlawrence-deactivated201]

[teenagerhumor]

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re more brave than I am.

[sizvideos]

Austrian ski resort has live webcams and some guys started to videobomb them - Watch more here

[hearttraining]

[oneiopen-blog]

Normally I try to stay away from this kind of pictures. But this made me quite happy. About five weeks ago I had never done a single deadlift, today I managed to comfortably clear 160Kgs. Thanks to my good friend @jaymilf for very useful pointers and support. #deadlifts #workinprogress

[memewhore]

[oneiopen-blog]

This is pure bliss!!

[funniest-stuff]

[hohomylad]

#honestly i dont care if its fake

[underwearandourjackedupthumbs]

It’s not. It happens every day all around the world.

[blackberries-and-arsenic]