[ccdurra]

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

[shesaware]

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

[burgertwink-blog]

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

[hipster-trichster]

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

[pleatedjeans]

[blackjackmothafucka]

This is the devil’s favorite post

[pointlessprinceps]

"when you try your best, but you don’t succeed"

[frenchhornoffbeats]

DCI World Championship Finals - August 9th, 2014

[thespoonmissioner]

[changeandprogression]

This fucking show

[revamps]

whenever i feel pretty good about myself, this pretty girl comes by and my self esteem drops again

[charmancler]

stop walking by mirrors

[raddasfuck-blog-blog]

damn, that was smooth.

[hacknerds-moved-deactivated2017]

i really like this trend on tumblr where people turn these kinds of posts into uplifting ones rather than sarcastically bagging on someone like we used to. i hope this stays around

[jasglowss]

😘

[inner]

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

[doughnuthunter]

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

[inner]

oh

[the-beauty-in-breakdown]

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

[inner]

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

[doctorwhogifs]

[onemanonethought]

Rule 1: Don’t skip Nine

[the-inspired-lesbian]

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

[trainspotteranonymous-deactivat]

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

[vibinwitch]

Yes.

[sassy-satan666]

[humanbean1111-deactivated201809]

Oh my god

[strangeparkings]

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

[excepttheeyes]

[breelandwalker]

Book Quotes: - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix "Oh I can’t wait to see McGonagall inspected,” said Ron happily. “Umbridge won’t know what’s hit her.” 

McGonagall is the Queen of Sass. All Hail McGonagall.

[-trillium-]

[wanderingsoul222]

This is very important.

[bitchlegend-deactivated20150409]

To all my followers who self harm. Do this, for me please.

It can save you physical pain.

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME

[limerencestyles]

actually my friend had an operation last year and she was legally dead for seven minutes from loss of blood and she said it literally feels like absolutely nothing

[trans-samusaran]

that’s not comforting

[aidn]

at least she wasn’t illegally dead

[schwartzmaned]

[suenoteamor]

I think I'm taller than Stravinsky was! SUCK IT STRAVINSKY!

I did not realize that John Mackey was that short….

Just…

Omg.

He’s so short

Tiny package of epic composition.

[starcrosssxd]

Things that shouldn’t have been cut out of the Harry Potter Movies: ST FUCKING MUNGO’S HOSPITAL FOR MAGICAL MALADIES AND INJURIES 

[starcrosssxd]

ALSO THE FUCKING POINTS HOURGLASSES WHY WERE THESE THINGS CUT I AM SO ANGRY

[sandwich-babe]

AlSO THE HOUSE ELVES SWARMING OUT OF THE KITCHENS DURING THE BATTLE OF HOGWARTS

[yixingminseokjongdae]

ALSO PEEVES

[quietovernightrush]

ALSO THE WHOLE ENDING SCENE IN DEATHLY HALLOWS BETWEEN HARRY AND VOLDEMORT

[tyleroakley]

Yikes.

[notbadtrohman]

THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT ANY SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS WOULD TELL YOU TO DO.

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

So she’s getting punished for doing the right thing? She should have let her friend drive drunk? Should she have let her friend kill herself in an auto accident? 

[ask-monsuir-grantaire]

Reblogged it before and i’ll fucking reblog it again.

[all-in-all-love]

glad bhs isnt like this

[someoneyouuloved]

WAIT I KNOW HER WTF?

[anescapedfish]

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT

THIS IS HOW YOU GET KIDS KILLED

[g-peach-deactivated20140808]

And this is why schools get shot up.

[onemanonethought]

MY DUTY OF THE DAY: So I am from this same town, there is video evidence proving that she was in fact at the party... So basically this was her lie to get out of being suspended from the volleyball team. Two sides to every story.

[hullocolin-deactivated20240427]

[selahtime-deactivated20140802]

good for the soul

[bundledupinhislove]

ah, the sparks of a campfire. good things.

[mooshroomsoup]

This has to be the most calming thing..

[spinprincess]

i always reblog this