[theonion]

Gay Conversion Therapists Claim Most Patients Fully Straight By The Time They Commit Suicide 

[iamianbrooks]

Sometimes the Onion writers wake up in the morning and decide they will not be fucking around with anything that day

[gonegay]

[thesaramonster]

[kobetyrant-deactivated20141020]

[50shadesofyodaddysdick]

oh my fuck god stop LMAO

[gayeddies]

[changeandprogression]

#too much fab to enjoy the party  #ugh a paper just touch my hair get out  #oh what the hell is the freaked potter boy is doing now  #he is falling the fuck is wrong with him  #ugh

[rakarchive-deactivated20191109]

once in elementary school i got a D on a test and i legitimately thought my parents were going to kill me so at recess we had a funeral and my friends picked me flowers and pieces of grass and let them blow away in the wind it was very dramatic i cried

[silverlakebaby]

when that person u hate gets caught for doing something stupid 

[pixcam]

[fruitgushers]

nailed it

[rubiline-deactivated20210204]

NO WINDOWS I JUST WANT TO FORCE QUIT A PROGRAM DONT TRY TO LOOK FOR A SOLUTION ACCEPT DEATH AND FACE OBLIVION

[these-deactivated20200627]

i hate the whole oppression works both way thing because like

for instance

if you go up to your boss and say “YOURE A FUCKING ASSHOLE. YOURE FIRED!!” nothing happens to your boss because you’re not in a position to do anything to her like that. if she goes “NO, YOURE FIRED.” then you’re out on your ass and unemployed. you both said the same thing, but its effects were COMPLETELY different, because of the POSITIONS OF POWER.

[netflixwarrior]

[heckboymoved-deactivated2016033]

[frikiskrew]

Photoshop like a boss

Wait for it

(via correplatanito)

[dirku-deactivated20190524]

do you ever just

wow this person is amazing i need to follo-

oh

[jpdude612-deactivated20130219]

oh and the

wow this post i’m fucking crying its so amazing i need to li-

oh

[flutterjedi-deactivated20140413]

Wow, this blog is just the best ev-

Oh.

[cha0sly]

wow i need this post on my-

oh.

[cliffordred]

wow this person is just so beautiful i

oh

[cocainediet]

[lana-michelle]

it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked