Things

Too good for this world, too pure. I also am in love with morgan bonomo (aka flyingtoneverlandbrb go follow her shes rad :-) )

[jewishevanhansen]

[localstarboy]

[moved-ughjohnwatson-blog]

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

[stuffedanimalpurse-deactivated2]

me, talking to a dog: you’re soft. are you even aware of your mortality? of course ur not. u pure, wholesome and sentient unselfish being. do u feel that? that’s my heart. i love you. look at those ears. here take my wallet

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

[littleturtleduck]

[michellepsychologist]

😭❤️😭

[keezuskrice-deactivated20151227]

[malkiewicz]

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

[istudypirates]

My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call

[antiuwuaction-deactivated201804]

It’s called connotations.

[leggyboyjohnson]

Try this one on for size:

“Forgive me, Father, I have sinned”

“Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty”

[helaas--pindakaas]

great news! Language is now banned

[juliadorable-deactivated2020120]

[grad-school-fool]

This is 100% how anxiety works

[averagefairy]

when vinny from jersey shore is more educated on climate change than the actual president

[fancy-trashblog-deactivated2024]

I did not expect this, but I love it

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

😍

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

[thetattedstoner]

*Gives you head because you had a long day*

[brood-mother]

2018 mood

[onlytwitterpics]

[humoristics]

Trends that made a comeback

[thirddoctor]

Stealing your archenemy’s newspaper is definitely the most productive way to utilize your ability to stop time.

[snorlaxatives]

how the fuck is it still january i feel like this month has lasted like 25 years

[nicejewishguy]