oh my god! it’s a bird it’s a plane it’s… oh yeah hi it’s just me. I’m not a bird because I don’t have wings, even though that would be fun, and I’m not a plane because planes can’t draw painfully mid art (that I know of). I’m kinda just a girl :D I am. Very new in the kg fandom so if you just see me on your feed like “who tf is this” then hi. You should read this! I feel obliged to put a shoutout to @piescientist in here she introduced me to da fandom (u da goat twin!) and is an irl of mine :D now to the boring stuff
there is no turning back after this keep reading line. It will be long. It will be somewhat boring besides the occasional unfunny joke that you might laugh at in your head because you feel bad for me. just warning you.
welcome to the worst 5 minutes of your life :)
My fandoms/ stuff I might draw:
Kindergarten (I LOVE CARLONTY)
Warrior cats
Phighting
Jujutsu Kaisen
Animal Crossing
Wings of Fire
Cookie run kingdom
Any unholy combination of said fandoms
Random shit about me!
drawing actually isn’t even my favorite art form! I do a lot of pottery both hand-sculpted and wheel thrown!
I like cats. And sharks. And penguins. And a lot of animals except HIPPOS. They are the enemy of all things good in this world. Don’t believe me? Go look up a video of one eating a pumpkin or watermelon and then tell me that hippos are innocent, harmless, marine mammals. You know another non-innocent marine mammal? Dolphins, but we don’t need to get into that right now. Actually we might, because you already subjected yourself to this. Dolphins have been recorded to purposefully inflate pufferfish to get high on their toxins. They are also just bullies in the general animal kingdom, often disturbing other marine life just out of boredom, somehow like I am making you read this out of my boredom, but I am really not. You wanted to do this, so deal with it :)
I try to be nonchalant but I’m lowkenuinely just a badly-contained yapper
my favorite characters from above fandoms (in same order as above): Carla, Leopardstar, Vinestaff, Lolly, Tsunami, and Stormbringer cookie. That should tell you what you need to know about me
my animal crossing island is called lilypad, and my sister’s is named waterlily! I created my island a while after hers, and didn’t even know that hers was named waterlily. my sister is the goat and I swear we’re like twins but four years apart. Idk why you need to know this or anything about my sister given she’s probably never used tumblr in her life, but yeah she’s cool and I look up to her a lot
i LOVE poetry so much. Like, SOSOSOSOSOSOSO much. So much that the title of my intro post is in iambic pentameter, which is the same meter that Shakespeare used to write things like the vast majority of his sonnets, Romeo and Juliet (hi penny), Hamlet, Macbeth, Julius Caesar, and a lot of other stuff! Yeah can you tell I like poetry
i also crochet, and love making plushies! I may eventually make patterns and stuff for fandom plushies (purely out of need for a little Carla plushie) but that day has yet to come.
HANG IN THERE IM ALMOST DONE
I play piano, and have since I was 6! I’m still not very good though because I’m kinda reluctant to actually practice. Which also says a lot about me! But whatever. In addition to piano, I play ukelele and viola (and sing!).
im a humongous history nerd, especially about American revolution and stuff around then (BEFORE HAMILTON WAS POPULAR. I’m just that nerdy I’ve always loved the American revolution). I promise it will only be, like, half as long as this intro post if you ask me about anything American revolution related (OH OR THE YELLOW FEVER OUTBREAK OF 1793. DONT ASK ITS YUCKY BUT ITS COOL).
I LOVE CONAN GRAY!!!! SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is my favorite musical artist of ever 🤭 (<- first emoji of this entire post wow! See under for how often I usually use them)!! Please ask me about Conan gray and which of his songs I associate with characters/ships (especially kindergarten).
I could probably be one of those TikTok psychic girlies if I wanted to, and here is why. Let me preface this with I know only slightly more than a normal amount about the zodiac signs. All I know is the names and which element they are. Despite this and my still-limited knowledge of kindergarten characters, I have been able to give accurate zodiac signs to a good few of them (I mean this not that I have gotten many wrong, but that I have not done all of them yet), and even pair ships as compatible signs! Penny, if you bother to read this, you know ball ;) in addition, I am also very good at making both adorable and evil headcanons (if you’ve seen the hunger games first movie, or even the first twenty minutes of it, you know that katniss has to tuck in the back of her little sister, prim’s, shirt, affectionately calling the untucked part in the back her “duck tail”. Well, Ted is very bad at tucking in his shirt, and because nobody bothers to help him (including his brother, who insists he can just do it himself), he has a constant “duck tail”. you’re welcome (didn’t think you’d be sad reading this huh also I put TWO SETS of parentheses inside parentheses I’m too goated for yall)).
i feel like I’m catching my breath as I finish writing this! Speaking of writing, I also dabble in fanfic. So maybe (very heavy maybe), I will actually post some one time! Ok I think that about sums it up. If you read all the way down here, I salute you. If you just got bored halfway through and scrolled down here hoping it would be something important, don’t worry. I am only mildly disappointed because I expect most people to do that. Stay nerdy gang
p.s. if my askbox is open, feel free to request me to draw anyone/anything from my main fandoms (said far above)!!!
The way the new Olivia Rodrigo album JUST came out, I JUST listened to it and I immediately HAD to (imperatively) make a beeline for my carlonty playlist and add maggots for brains there like I barely let the song finish and the poor girl take the last fucking breath LMAOOOO
AUGHHHHHHH GABI YOU ARE A. PSYCHIC BRO I LEGIT LISTENED TO MAGGOTS FOR BRAINS FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THOUGHT “omg carlonty song” THANK YOU FOR SAYING WHAT WE WERE ALL THINKING
I could write something longer than this fic telling you how much you genuinely mean to me but it’s 12:30 in the am and im starting to lose it a bit so I’ll spare you that
I'm bored and y'all know what happens when your girl is bored
KG COUPLES AS MISS TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUMS
Starting off strong with my FAV couple of all time
- Carlonty: reputation & The Life of a Showgirl
I feel like it is a must to add both, mainly bc I've always thought reputation is Carla's album and TLOAS is Monty's album. They're cunty, they're energetic, they're witty, they're smart reinvention strategies and, most importantly, they're love letters disguised under insurmountable amounts of swag. I also think TLOAS is a tiny bit cringey and against all odds I ADORE that and think it suits Monty so so well.
- Lilget: Fearless
Miss Swift wrote Love Story for lilget, I do NOT make the rules. I also think Come In With the Rain is so unbelievably lilget, as well as Hey, Stephen. The entire album also fits Lily's family dynamic with Billy so so well (The Best Day is one of my fav songs). The aesthetic is soooo lilget as well, not only cause it's yellow it's so princess-like and so country and so teenager and KAOSJWISJSJS I can't.
- Alistin: Speak Now
AND NOT ONLY CAUSE IT'S PURPLE. It's such a genius pop rock album and it gives Paramore in such an alistin way, probably because it was inspired by Paramore lmao. There's a song on the Taylor's Version, Electric Touch feat. Fall Out Boy and OH MY GOD. IT'S SO. ALICE AND AUSTIN. I CAN'T.
On another note, this album speaks to me cause I do think Austin would stop Alice's wedding LMAO
- Cindix: Red
They are so fucking toxic OFC they get the toxic color imagery album. I think it's so epic that I relate the song Red to Felix when Felix is the one constantly wearing blue LMAO. I also think I Bet You Think About Me is such a Cindy song, The Moment I Knew as well, and then— well, all the toxic love songs in this album which are A LOT. This album also has one of my fav songs ever which is State of Grace so do with that what you will
Curiously, I don't think All Too Well (one of the most emblematic songs in this album) really fits their dynamic. It's such an intimate song and so poetic and we all know neither of them are capable of such depth LMAO. But the rest is very them honestly
- Theonny: debut & Lover
Religious teenage country girl album AND grown-up religious girl pop album? That must be theonny coded.
Now seriously, don't know why but every time one song from debut album plays, I think of them. It must be the playful, hopeful lovey-dovey intense vibe. Tim McGraw and Our Song are the clearest examples I can think of. It's not my favorite album but I do like some of the songs and these two are constantly on my mind while I listen lol
And then Lover well uh... uhmmmmm ah.... Idk man take a wild guess LMAO (just give Daylight a listen)
- Felidd and YES AND Tidd: Midnights
Obviously these two HAD to go together. The midnights album is very important to me cause it was the first Taylor Swift release I was ever conscious of so it represented a big moment for me and my music taste and for that I consider it genuinely genius. Maroon is LITERALLY the Felix x Kid song, which is ALSO super funny considering it's another shade of red and Felix is always wearing blue (which is also the color of the album). ALSO, songs like Snow On The Beach, Midnight Rain, Would've Could've Should've etc. are literally what Kid's relationship w Felix would sound like.
Apart from that, there are other songs (Labyrinth, Question...?, Lavender Haze, Sweet Nothing) which are VERY Ted x Kid, so it only makes sense that both brothers have the same album with the same boy HAHAHA call me manic I DARE you
- Felidd AGAIN: TTPD
The Tortured Poets Department is MY album and I think it's such a murderous combo to have TTPD x Midnights for Felidd. They're soooo toxic and while the Midnights album is calmer, more introspective and hazier, TTPD is CRUDE and honestly pretty emotionally ruthless, which fits their dynamic (and ANY dynamic with Felix in general) amazingly.
The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived as a song and as a concept is also one of the reasons I decided to include this bit because you cannot tell me Felix is not the Smallest Man who's ever lived™.
Anyways I have more ideas but this is as far as I'm getting today I fell asleep at 5 am and I'm seething with rage so here's Gabi uses her free will for stupid things day I'm going to nap lmao
Fav albums: Wishbone dlx, found heaven, sweet boy and submarine
Fav drink: coke idk
Fav fruit: probably mangoes
Fav video game: minecraft i guess
Fav clothing: i ADORE denim jackets, and flairs omg i love them but uh nothing else idk ( its VERY DIFFICULT to be good at fashion where i live, theres nothing here 😭 😭)
Fav sport: uhh 😭 if i had to choose id say badminton but im ass at every sport
Fav animal: foxes, owls and crows lol (how basic i know 😔)
Fav blanket: i dont have a fav blanket 😭 just anything that keeps me warm in winter 💔
fav fruit: uhh maybe watermelon or honeycrisp apples??
fav video game: does roblox count?? but also minecraft
fav clothing: honestly i dont have one cause i lowkey need more clothes i have like no basics </3
fav sport: competitive dance!!! been dancing since 2 1/2 :P
fav animal: CATS 5EVER I LOVE THEM
fav blanket: a pink soft one i use every night, i got it from a 3 person birthday sleepover in 2021 because there were like little tents and we get to keep stuff from them 😭
fav color: I like pink, but like the artificial pink you’d find for bubblegum ice cream
fav dessert: tiramisu and ice cream cake 🤤 also taiyaki if that counts
fav ships: CARLONTY (duh), satosugu, and byler are probably my favorites, hm for wilbran from the wishbone mv trilogy too
fav albums: found heaven, wishbone deluxe, guts spilled, KATTDO, harry styles
fav drink: watermelon boba or diet dr pepper
fav fruit: watermelon 🤤🤤🤤🤤
fav video game: kindergarten ofc and also adopt me (im addicted to adopt me)
fav clothing: my clothes are lowkey all buns 😪 I do have a pair of converse with a pink and blue floral pattern on them that I love though. also a pair of hoop earrings with little green butterfly charms on them that I just got from my sister (hi sister, you’re probably stalking my blog and seeing this 💝)
fav sport: swimming or dance (swam competitively for like. Most of my life, I do tap and ballet but nothing competitively)
fav animal: any cats! especially lynx, snow leopards, and rusty spotted cats (GOOGLE IT it’s worth it)
fav blanket: really soft pink one that has a bunch of cats on it
fav subject in school: english, biology, and art (EVEN THOUGH I don’t have an art class in my schedule this year. scheduling classes pmo. Also im decent at anything besides math I hate math)
tags: @piescientist @gabirueatssalad @nuggetcavedweller257 @boogerchicken666 hi guys 👋
THE TEEN KG CHARACTERS ON A BEACH DAY DON'T ASK WHY
- Kid: definitely the one running all the errands, buying the snacks and distributing the sandwiches, bringing everyone water and sunscreen, etc.
- Buggs: Carrier. Carries his bag, carries Cindy's bag, carries Felix's bag, carries all of the bags, carries some other bags for unknown purposes, carries the beach umbrella, carries the cooler, carries everything. Smokes pot next to the umbrella with an open shirt on, wet swim trunks and sunglasses like a mafioso on a beach day
- Lily: carries a metal detector (Penny) around and tries to find hidden coins in the sand. Alternatively brings a pair of googles and a snorkel and watches the fish swim around in the sea
- Billy: follows Lily and Penny around so they don't get hurt and cheers every time they find something of relative value, and when they find things with no value as well. Also carries a net around and tries to catch fish between the rocks, then falls and hurts himself. Defo gets stung by an unknown sea entity and has to get carried to the lifeguard urgently
- Nugget: digs a Beach Nugget Cave™ and spends the day in there perfecting the inside. Keeps an eye on Lily Billy and Penny to make sure they're alright. Asks random little kids for a password when they ask whether they can get inside the Beach Nugget Cave™. Depending on how philosophical the passwords they come up with are, he lets them in or not. Hangs out w them if they vibe w him
- Cindy: she has ONE target and that is to tan. Doesn't do ANYTHING apart from lie on the towel and get GRILLED under the sun. Ends up redder than Monty's hair and suffering for the following 5-7 business days
- Monty: Designated driver number 1. spends 45 minutes under the beach umbrella smothering his body in sunscreen. Can't be in the sun for longer than 20 minutes without getting cOoked. He spends the day next to Cindy, her in the sun and him in the shade, and they're barking at each other until the trip is over, and THEN they keep fighting in the car bc they somehow always end up in the same car out of the three they have to travel to and from the beach. More often than not interrupts himself to check on Carla when he hears a particularly loud slam and sighs in relief when he sees it's just another one of the kids she's made cry
- Carla: queen of beach volleyball, queen of beach soccer, queen of every sport you can think of that gets played at the beach, definitely gets like famous and all the kids want to go up against her and she goes easy on them at the beginning and then CRUSHES them. Also packs A LOT of food and Buggs curses the hell out of her bc he's the one having to carry the cooler around
Jerome: flirts with all the girls he finds within a 2-kilometer radius. Also flirts with their boyfriends if they get upset about it. Ends up having to hide in the bathroom bc half of the fucking beach wants his ass smoked. Somehow meets the lifeguard and starts flirting w them as well until they're on his side so his ass is partially safe. Devours everything in the fucking cooler to the point where it has to be hidden so he doesn't find it bc he's going to leave the whole group without food
Felix: Brings the family limousine. Also wants to tan, but never next to Cindy bc she's fighting with Monty all the fucking time, so he grabs a towel and lies down on it 25 feet from where they're camped at. Falls asleep and ends up looking like a shrimp and blaming Teddy for it bc "Teddy you should've woken me up"
Ted: absolutely knew Felix would fall asleep and voluntarily decided to let him burn in the sun as a silent revenge. Builds sandcastles like an architect and then also builds walls for them so the sea doesn't destroy them. Carla sends Kid over to smother him in sunscreen from time to time to make sure he doesn't cook himself like Felix and it actually works
Penny: is the metal detector and is adorably happy about it. Follows Lily around and buzzes when she feels something metallic under the sand, gets so giddy when it turns out to be a coin or something. Her and Alice have the cutest swimsuits. Eventually ends up helping Ted with his sandcastles and they build a literal fortress with humid sand
Ozzy: Madison makes him get in the water and he complains bc it's too cold. He defo wears one of these full body swimsuits that sticks to the skin and is sooo fucking uncomfortable but he actually likes the way it feels. Also walks around with white cheeks bc he has to smother his face in sunscreen unless he wants to look like a walking talking crusty strawberry. Spends most of the time under the beach umbrella just hearing Monty and Cindy endlessly go at each other. Maybe reads a book. Who knows. Who even really cares.
Madison: Designated driver number 2. teams up w carla to play volleyball for a few rounds, then realizes they're way too powerful together and decides to ditch and try to get Ozzy in the water. Desists after a few desperate tries, then suggests the people on the towels play a card game. Desists as well when Monty and Cindy try to bite each other's arms off after the first round
Ron: floats in the water like he's dead. Eventually stops when a random passerby gets scared and calls the lifeguard who does the whole "saving a drowning person" ordeal bc he gets a bit embarrassed having to explain he's not dead just vibing
Austin: he was throwing rocks at the sea trying to get them to bounce when he accidentally hit Ron and actually almost killed him. After that fiasco he starts picking up pretty seashells for Alice, but once he sees Alice is asleep, he leaves them next to her towel and somehow ends up teaming up with a random kid to try and defeat Carla. Gets BRUTALLY humiliated and is glad Alice can't see it. Oh, Alice woke up. She saw everything. He dies of embarrassment. Cue Monty laughing in the background
Alice: sleeps. Literally sleeps. My girl spends most of the day just sleeping under the beach umbrella. Doesn't even hear the fighting and the tears, she's literally rotting in the shade like a forgotten fruit. Eventually wakes up and watches the beach fleas jump around, then watches Carla humiliate Austin and a random kid at beach volleyball and chuckles. Also, she has THE cutest vintage swimsuit ever and all the girls within a 2-kilometer radius ask her where she got it. She's always extremely proud when she says she thrifted it
Emmy: starts cleaning the beach and doing volunteer work. She has a garbage bag, a pointy stick and a dream. Somehow clears the entire place and ends up getting a medal for her contribution to society. Alternatively, studies every single type of seaweed she finds and scolds everyone she sees throwing it around
Davey: he makes Linda hide under the water and swim as if she were a shark, then starts running around the beach yelling "SHARKKKK!" and all the little kids start crying hysterically and leaving the water until he's the last one standing, so he gets on Linda and crowns himself as the Beach Emperor. Gets a fine for disrupting the peace and makes Linda eat the paper in front of the cops. It's a miracle he doesn't end up in jail
Kevin: the ONLY relatively normal person there. Goes from the towel to the water, then back to the towel to dry, then back to the water so he doesn't burn his ass, doesn't disturb anyone, brings a chair and sits on it like a NORMAL FUCKING PERSON with his little e-book and reads a book while chaos ensues around him. Blocks out the noise, asks Alice how her nap was when she wakes up, laughs at Austin, basically just a suburban white mom on a trip to the beach with her rowdy children
Anyways so yeah that's all consider this your Gabi uses her free will for stupid things day post bc this is STUPID and I refuse to deny it
ok but the horse is beautiful guys come on and that was done all in one line because they would disintegrate after a little bit. admire my horse 🐎 also I almost cried reading this chapter so there’s that but let’s focus on the horse guys. Right
