[parakeet]

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

[bearthethirdwheel]

Please, how do you know this?

[parakeet]

quicksand does not have any hands

[frankensteins-mt-dew]

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

[silverbridge-harbor]

Velociraptors are scary but really they aren't that scary because they can't change speed. They always move at exactly the same rate, so they're predictable and you can avoid them. The real one to look out for is the acceleraptor

[thelatestkate]

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[softest-punk]

I was literally running to a medical appointment because I was late but I had to stop to take this photo

[oneheadtoanother]

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrru-deacti]

we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory

 くコ:彡                                                                       くコ:彡                              くコ:彡  くコ:彡                                                        くコ:彡                           くコ:彡 くコ:彡

[squided]

I know I’m following the right people when I see this kinda stuff on my dash

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

@setepenre-set

[setepenre-set]

now C:≡ approaching octopus territory

C:≡                                                           C:≡                               C:≡      C:≡                                              C:≡                         C:≡

C:≡                                 C:≡      

[setepenre-set]

onwards C{≡ to jellyfish territory

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[winterbyn]

oh! you’ve found some isopods! look at them go!

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[genericpuff]

And here comes the trout!

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[realmsalot]

I love these types of posts cause I’m always like “WOW!!! THOSE SUM CRITTERS!!! :)” ya'know

[parentheses-posts]

This post has critters. That’s all.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[appendingfic]

when a cultural activity easily allows you to let small children participate

alternatively, a child dragon being greeted by the clan

[cactuskat]

The gather to meet the youngling

[lassieposting]

Have y'all ever seen that video of elephants in a sanctuary absolutely booking it across the enclosure to meet the New Baby, because

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

I love how they're clearly walking in formation until one of them sees the baby dragon and then they immediately all run over.

[storm-and-starlight]

"baby dragon" excuse me those are LION DANCERS and that is a LION CUB

[parakeet]

Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

[existentialqueer]

The best photo I took at Dashcon 2

[constable-frozen]

LEGO - Rubber Duck 

[the19thduckpotato]

almost didn’t hit reblog till that last image 

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[loufofbread]

kitten

[loufofbread]

man. what on earth.

[loufofbread]

ok i flipped it. sorry

[lostinhistory]

It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.

[lostinhistory]

IT'S REAL

[robotlyra]

AND THE PHOTOGRAPHER COMES FROM DILDO, NEWFOUNDLAND

[ysabelmystic]

ITS REAL

[grimblo-goblin]

Mr. Pretty from Dildo, Newfoundland photographed a Giant Penis Shaped Iceberg

[deadbeatescape]

IN CONCEPTION BAY

[sally-mun]

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone

[lesbyterianchurch]

It’s that month again folks! Happy February.

[batmanego]

im having feelings about the uffington white horse again

[batmanego]

so essentially there’s this cool horse drawn into the hills in england made out of chalk and it’s like 3,000 years old.

people carved trenches 3,000 years ago and filled them with chalk in the shape of a horse but what’s interesting is that if you fail to maintain the horse by adding new chalk regularly, it will disappear. for 3,000 years, we’ve been filling in chalk in this horse so it doesn’t disappear.

we’ll never know what the purpose of the horse was originally. we’ll never know if it had ritual or spiritual significance or if it was just art. but we do know that people maintained it then, and, even though the meaning of the horse has long been lost to time, we continue to maintain it now.

the people who made this horse are long dead, but they live through us still, don’t you think?

[batmanego]

couldn’t agree more we’re best friends now

[catchymemes]