[yidmemes]

for all u complainers. stop that.

[130jeon]

it’s april fools day today but here i am, a fool everyday

[fayeorlove]

for @buzzfeedvideo

[onepieceoflife]

[straightgirls]

this doesn’t fit my blog at all but i had to post it here because this story is legit the wildest thing i’ve seen this month and everyone needs to see it. unmute this I PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT

[girlschasinggirls]

omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cerastes]

When you hit your elbow against something, but that specific point of your elbow

[comfortable-scarecrow]

it’s…called your funny bone…

[themysticdreambouquet-blog]

that gif tho 

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

It’s not a bone actually- it’s a nerve that is exposed, specifically the ulnar nerve. The reason it feels so weird to hit it is that it’s not designed to deliver pain signals, so when you hit it it just wiggs out and sends Garbage signals to the brain, and the brain is just like “uh, dude- Ulnar, what the hell is this garbage?? You’re supposed to curl a finger and a half, and move some muscles in the forearm, why are you sending me this crap? How am I supposed to make this into sensory output?” And the Ulnar nerve is just like “dude dude dude, brain- what the hell is going on?!?” And the brain goes- “idiot. Fine. You’re on fire, freezing and being electrocuted. Happy?” And the Ulnar goes “holy crap brain!! I’m on fire, freezing and being electrocuted! What am I going to do!!??!” And the brain says “you’re an idiot ulnar. A damn idiot.”

[danbutt]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[onepieceoflife]

hello

[logotv]

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

Me when I realized I was late for my lumberjack sky diving lesson

[pr1nceshawn]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

I was born in the wrong era

[null-al-ghul]

take notes kids this is legit 90s

[tommybjornerud]

Just imagine on your commute to work only to have a italian manlet plumber take over your mortal vessel.

[mjalti]

my plan is to jog in a zip code where the average house is $1 million dollars. i jog everyday. i run into the trophy wives jogging club. we jog past each other so often, they’re forced to interact with me. we’re friends now. i’m invited places. i meet other millionaires, men who love me. i marry the richest, using an alias. throughout the first year of marriage, i’m moving assets and cash to an off shore bank account. i fake my own death on our anniversary. he’s heartbroken.

i started jogging in a new million dollar neighborhood. i’ve just made friends with the local jogging crew headed by ashtonlynn and brotyna “chichi” who has a single millionaire brother,

[eclipticzero]

Is there any version of this plan where I don’t have to jog

[mjalti]

u only have to jog past the ladies which is like 46 seconds. suck it up for the fraud of it all

[997]

LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama

[bortoukali]

[dinossaurs]

boop

[krudman]

[nutritionfact-deactivated201803]

mariah carey on: paying your electricity bill

[plasticcflower]

LMAOOOOOoooo