it could be worse...

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[deejay]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[holyfunnyhistoryherring]

Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn't a real rooster. He said he's a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he's small, but he has feelings.

[faeblesmith]

important context this person looks and sounds like they’re gonna cry

[lastoneout]

Also important to note that the rooster appears to be roughly the size of a large pigeon.

[lastoneout]

The pigeon people have informed me he is the size of a normal pigeon, or perhaps even a small pigeon. Fucking rip.

[h0n3y-c0m6]

THAT IS A SERAMA, THEY ARE NATURALLY TINY AND FIERCE

[pi4nobl4ck]

[lgbtism]

Sonic the hedgecock

[null-al-ghul]

This rooster still crows 🐓

[thabootyscholar]

[pullstart-ripcord]

This is his year.

[aus-yeezus]

[sunsweeties-deactivated20230310]

"find someone who-" how about THEY find ME

[kadimakara]

Melanated Female Inventors. Ten inventions that happened because of Black Women.

[evolvingessence]

[lylylylylylylylyly]

once i started spending my own money i realized my mom was right….we do have food at home

[where-did-all-the-pain-go-deact]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@macktheiceman

[null-al-ghul]

The guy who voices him is black so....I mean makes more sense

[pi4nobl4ck]

[lgbtism]

Sonic the hedgecock

[symphonicseauxl]

Being an adult is realizing Pam was always finer and funnier than Gina....smh

[toastbutteregg]

theres too many i cant name just two

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

Fish and beans

[yinx1]

Red beans and andouille sausage

[null-al-ghul]

Salt and butter

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[cuappatea-deactivated20200216]

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

[toca144]

Giv news

[maiskinny]

This bagel better do me and my skinnies some wonders.

[st0nedsk1nnygrl]

im passed my drivers test🙏🏽

[becoming-a-flame]

pls

[notjoyfulanymore]

Oh hope this works, i need some good news in my life lmao

[airm0ld]

plz bagel plssss 🙏

[fiftyshadesofthinspi]

BLESS US ALL OH HOLY FIRE BAGEL

[kissmycoldlips]

Bagel, pls

[cari-cry]

bagel please i need this thank you

[prick-o]

pls bagel

[karls-writing-space]

Bagel please

[t0rsly]

I beg of you sir bagel

[the-real-fucking-daddy]

happily falling into the trap yeee

[crazy-ace-on-a-dragon]

Eh, what the heck 🤷🏼‍♀️