dinosaurs

hey i'm christine and i really like pizza, fluffy dogs and parks & rec.

[perfectday1972]

i’m doing hot girl shit. *rewatches the same show/movie for the 87654th time*

[mushroomhater95-deactivated2016]

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

[eroscestlavie]

how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos

[eroscestlavie]

merry christmas everyone this post has so many notes that my younger cousins saw it independently of me showing it to them, recognized me from the family photos, and confronted me about it at a family gathering a few years ago 

[cybergata]

People who can do this amaze me.

[dragongirlknot]

for the first 10 seconds i was absolutely certain it was gonna be this cat

[asimovsideburns]

I will never get over shit like this

[whitepeopletwitter]

[notallmensheviks]

spotify? really?

[celestialswag]

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

LMAOOOO cnn said trump just tried to personally tweet from the potus account and twitter immediately deleted the tweet. what did he say on the potus account i wanna know

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

trump has apparently now tried tweeting from FOUR different government accounts

[biblicallyaccurate-candylady]

@robotcatgirls how dare you try and just leave this in the tags lolol

[discreet45]

[mandronia]

[thatoneblog89-deactivated202406]

Me walking into work

[asticot]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[svrcastic]

dwight read the future ya’ll 👀👀

[lumnch]

I love when i see a baguette poking out of the top of a grocery bag… its like yes….. thats exactly where u should be

[ao3commentoftheday]

Of course I love 'and they were quarantined' but take a moment and consider 'and they were videoconferencing.'

Two people who meet for the first time while social distancing. They work in different departments or in different cities. At first they're dressed business casual and keeping things professional. Then one day a pet appears and conversation gets casual.

They start sharing tips for how to exercise in a tiny apartment. They commiserate over the lack of favourite foods or activities. It turns out they were both going to go to an event that is now canceled.

Eventually, they're both in their pajamas. Work day is done, but their call has now moved to the evening. They cook the same meal, stream a movie together. When will this lockdown end?

So much potential for pining. So many longing looks. Social distancing video calling coworkers to friends to lovers.

[ao3commentoftheday]

How dare you hide this in the tags??

[es-bee-deactivated20210911]

if this has been done PLEASE let me know i would DIE to read this fic and thats NOT being dramatic

[elleeverhart-deactivated2024082]

high key I love this

[bimbocracy]

Men think it’s ruder for a woman to say “don’t interrupt me” than it is for them to interrupt her in the first place

[fuckyallbitcheslol]

id probably call that ruder. Jus cause I interrupt someone don’t mean I was mentally thinking bout cutting this annoying ass bitch off. it just so happened my g.

[bimbocracy]

I know you would call that ruder. That’s what the post was about.

[bimbocracy]

Me: men think this

A man: no, actually I think exactly what you said men think

Me: right.

[okay-see-you]

[wolfwars]

this is one of the cutest most fucking delightful things i’ve ever seen.

[neverthere12345]

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I hate that i dont even have to think to get this refrence i just automaticaly know

[whitepeopletwitter]