One Shot Wren

Former reigning Splatfest Champ Employed by that fuck ass TV

[oneshot-squid]

Draw.

Welcome to my stupid tumblr account... I've gotta find some way to keep up with everyone after goin' MIA for like... SEVERAL years now.

Howdy everyone. Don't be a stranger, come ask me somethin', I guess. I'll do my best to "entertainin'" for you folks. Or whatever...

Welcome to One Shot Wren's Roleplay Blog!

Brought to you by: @s0upbuggi !

Lets get to the INTERACTION RULES:

-Do NOT harass the muse. This will result in an immediate block.

-No NSFW except for lightly suggestive jokes.

-The mod is an ADULT so be aware.

-No "god modding" me. Or controlling my character without asking.

-Roleplaying with the muse is allowed AND enouraged!

-Don't spam my inbox.

-Put OC refs in the inbox for future use if you'd like to be important to the muse's story!

-No hate mail. I have a zero bullshit tolerance. Keep your hatred of the character separate from me.

-Be respectful

-Don't force ships on me. I exclusively ship Wren with Mr. Puzzles and Mr. Wpnz.

And most importantly...

Have Fun!

Jump Links!

- #wrenanswers : All asks will go under this tag.

- #fancameos : OCs by the audience go into this tag.

- #fanmail : Fanart and lovely words go here!

- #ooc : Ooc chatting, mod posts.

- #roleplaying : Longer posts for roleplaying purposes.

- #textpost : Posts that are text only.

- #artpost : Posts with art included!

Mod Intro:

Hello! I'm Wisteria and I'll be your artist, narrator, director, and script writer!

My pronouns are They/She/He, I'm 23, I'm a person with autism and BPD and will be writing Wren based on my own interpretations of his character.

Enjoy the show!

[oneshot-squid]

Hey... Just so you know WPNZ is a cat now-

Serves him right

[oneshot-squid]

been ⏃ bit !!! Last I heard was that you liked wpnz and puzzles , how’s that goin ? Well I hope.

Well... we're takin' things slow right now but... I think its goin' well. I have a weekly movie night with Skittles now. Its... pretty nice.

[oneshot-squid]

What are your thoughts on people shipping you with Niles?

...Who? Am i 'ssposed ta know who that is?

[oneshot-squid]

Here. Have a bag of MnM’s

Oh nah what the actual hell didja just hand me.

[oneshot-squid]

I'm gonna adopt you now, you have no say in this

Im a 29 year old man??? Fuck you mean "adopt me"??

[oneshot-squid]

*Deep sigh*

I miss skittles...

[mybeautifulfivestars]

Cough

[oneshot-squid]

! Skittles!! *He's uncharacteristically delighted to see you*

[mybeautifulfivestars]

huh? You seem overly delighted by my presence dear

[oneshot-squid]

I missed you-... maybe. A little. Okay a lot.

[mybeautifulfivestars]

I suppose.....I also missed you

[oneshot-squid]

...Its high time we had another movie night, Skittles. How do you feel about... horror movies.

[oneshot-squid]

*Deep sigh*

I miss skittles...

[mybeautifulfivestars]

Cough

[oneshot-squid]

! Skittles!! *He's uncharacteristically delighted to see you*

[mybeautifulfivestars]

huh? You seem overly delighted by my presence dear

[oneshot-squid]

I missed you-... maybe. A little. Okay a lot.

[oneshot-squid]

*Deep sigh*

I miss skittles...

[mybeautifulfivestars]

Cough

[oneshot-squid]

! Skittles!! *He's uncharacteristically delighted to see you*

[oneshot-squid]

*Deep sigh*

I miss skittles...

[oneshot-squid]

( the lights flickered, the thought of it being a malfunction was proven incorrect as they began flickering in sync with a voice from afar. )

📽️: " well well, ain't this just surprisin', previous actor of mine surviving his fate? Shoulda bothered to have a durable set to capture that scene. How've ya been holding up after all this time, pal? "

@a-gunshow-original

"Shit... Puzzles? Er-... gun barrel head guy-? I... but you have his voice- but also-... What- what are you? Who are you?"

(The inkling seems put off, arms held at his sides, fists clenched tight enough for the knuckles to turn white. Something so familiar- but so foreign... Who is this guy?)

[a-gunshow-original]

( as all the lights cracked, leaving the room in darkness, the new and only source of light was two pairs of yellow cartoon eyes, as a glowing grin emerged under them. taking a few steps to get closer to Wren, they mockingly poked their head. )

📽️: " howdy there, partner. "

[oneshot-squid]

(Wren steps back a pace, brows drawn together as he tries to take in what he's seeing. Puzzles? But no. Wpnz. No. But it is! But both..? What happened to..?)

"You're-... what happened to you? To both of you. I don't even know what I'm lookin' at to be honest. Some kinda fucked up amalgamation of ga-... ahem. Totally platonically connected men."

(The inkling's eyes squint up at them, mouth forming a thin line.)

[a-gunshow-original]

(their eye twitched from the comment. They grabbed Wren from his shirt, pulling him up to their height.)

📽️: " 'beg your pardon what the fuck did you just call me? "

[oneshot-squid]

(Wren yelps, kicking his legs a little then stills. He looks left then right before cringing out a nervous smile.)

"The gay part or the amalgamation part?"

[a-gunshow-original]

📽️: " DAMN RIGHT I MEANT THE GAY PART. my former selves never ACHIEVED THAT. "

( they threw Wren to the nearest wall, as they turned their hand into a blaster, aiming at him. )

" DRAW. "

[oneshot-squid]

"Woah woah woah! It was just a j-joke- ow- fffuck man- Im kind of flesh and bone compared to you-"

(Wren hisses as he slides down the wall, glaring down the barrel of the blaster)

"Put the blaster down. You don't wanna make brash choices now. And i would reeeeally hate to lose my life again because of you."

[oneshot-squid]

( the lights flickered, the thought of it being a malfunction was proven incorrect as they began flickering in sync with a voice from afar. )

📽️: " well well, ain't this just surprisin', previous actor of mine surviving his fate? Shoulda bothered to have a durable set to capture that scene. How've ya been holding up after all this time, pal? "

@a-gunshow-original

"Shit... Puzzles? Er-... gun barrel head guy-? I... but you have his voice- but also-... What- what are you? Who are you?"

(The inkling seems put off, arms held at his sides, fists clenched tight enough for the knuckles to turn white. Something so familiar- but so foreign... Who is this guy?)

[a-gunshow-original]

( as all the lights cracked, leaving the room in darkness, the new and only source of light was two pairs of yellow cartoon eyes, as a glowing grin emerged under them. taking a few steps to get closer to Wren, they mockingly poked their head. )

📽️: " howdy there, partner. "

[oneshot-squid]

(Wren steps back a pace, brows drawn together as he tries to take in what he's seeing. Puzzles? But no. Wpnz. No. But it is! But both..? What happened to..?)

"You're-... what happened to you? To both of you. I don't even know what I'm lookin' at to be honest. Some kinda fucked up amalgamation of ga-... ahem. Totally platonically connected men."

(The inkling's eyes squint up at them, mouth forming a thin line.)

[a-gunshow-original]

(their eye twitched from the comment. They grabbed Wren from his shirt, pulling him up to their height.)

📽️: " 'beg your pardon what the fuck did you just call me? "

[oneshot-squid]

(Wren yelps, kicking his legs a little then stills. He looks left then right before cringing out a nervous smile.)

"The gay part or the amalgamation part?"

[oneshot-squid]

( the lights flickered, the thought of it being a malfunction was proven incorrect as they began flickering in sync with a voice from afar. )

📽️: " well well, ain't this just surprisin', previous actor of mine surviving his fate? Shoulda bothered to have a durable set to capture that scene. How've ya been holding up after all this time, pal? "

@a-gunshow-original

"Shit... Puzzles? Er-... gun barrel head guy-? I... but you have his voice- but also-... What- what are you? Who are you?"

(The inkling seems put off, arms held at his sides, fists clenched tight enough for the knuckles to turn white. Something so familiar- but so foreign... Who is this guy?)

[a-gunshow-original]

( as all the lights cracked, leaving the room in darkness, the new and only source of light was two pairs of yellow cartoon eyes, as a glowing grin emerged under them. taking a few steps to get closer to Wren, they mockingly poked their head. )

📽️: " howdy there, partner. "

[oneshot-squid]

(Wren steps back a pace, brows drawn together as he tries to take in what he's seeing. Puzzles? But no. Wpnz. No. But it is! But both..? What happened to..?)

"You're-... what happened to you? To both of you. I don't even know what I'm lookin' at to be honest. Some kinda fucked up amalgamation of ga-... ahem. Totally platonically connected men."

(The inkling's eyes squint up at them, mouth forming a thin line.)

[oneshot-squid]

( the lights flickered, the thought of it being a malfunction was proven incorrect as they began flickering in sync with a voice from afar. )

📽️: " well well, ain't this just surprisin', previous actor of mine surviving his fate? Shoulda bothered to have a durable set to capture that scene. How've ya been holding up after all this time, pal? "

@a-gunshow-original

"Shit... Puzzles? Er-... gun barrel head guy-? I... but you have his voice- but also-... What- what are you? Who are you?"

(The inkling seems put off, arms held at his sides, fists clenched tight enough for the knuckles to turn white. Something so familiar- but so foreign... Who is this guy?)

[mybeautifulfivestars]

*lights nine cigarettes at once and continues to smoke them*

[mybeautifulfivestars]

I've smoked five of em 💔

[oneshot-squid]

Ah, nah.. now you're going to smell fuckin rank...

[mybeautifulfivestars]

Rank these people on a scale

1. You rather be around them the most

2.

3.

4.

5. Keep this thing far away from me

Here's the people

-wren

-wpnz

-smg8

-smg0

-niles

1. Obviously being smg8 no further questions

2. I would say wren

3. Wpnz just don't tell him he's in the middle

4. Smg0 cuz he's pretty nice

5. niles he's cool n all but that's not what the Internet is interested in

[taribluejay6]

hey @wpnz-for-hire you GOTTA see this man

[oneshot-squid]

NUMBER 2 LETS GO

[oneshot-squid]

Stupid shit but I kinda miss that dumb cineman and the sharp gun guy...