I'll Live After All

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[depsidase]

[sacredkarcram]

[bromojumbo]

she’s about to risk it all

[thetalee]

Wait no stop, this brings up a good question: HOW does Thor fit in within the christian worldview!?!?

[metal-gear-samus]

Oh I think sister Marjorie can fit him in just fine

[mimichon]

[huffylemon]

[swankyjami]

This is what happens when you're still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this

[hootersasuke]

father when can I leave to be on my oooowwwnnn

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

computers are gay because you're always downing loads

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[takiki16]

[omegaverse]

Ordered truffle fries from a local italian place last night and im still thinking about how they fucked my mouth raw and left me begging for more

[nottodaycia]

Okay and how were the fries

[omegaverse]

They were alright

[lmaonade]

i really hate washing a big pot in a small sink the way you can’t move or turn it without it clanging in some place just irritates me so much one of life’s small displeasures 

[chipsprites]

Playing video games as a gay™ , the checklist:

Can I play as a gay™ or a woman or a gaywoman™ ?

Can I change my clothes?

If the game has magic, can I use magic? (magic is gay)

Is one of the side characters a daddy?

[albertcamusofficial]

mutuals do this

[catasters]

[weirdness-is-good]

He's just checking his email.

[beadyeyes]

does any one else think it should be easier

[taykoutmccleod]

clap if it should be easier!

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i found out that the proper way of putting ketchup on your fries is this:

dip your french fries inside for a clean and easier experience

[pollofrita]

French fleshlight

[realshinjiikari]

Heinous. All of this heinous.

[unclefather]

[kingofthegringos-deactivated202]

Really excited to see the years pass since this joke was first posted, and seeing the new generation thinks this is some non-sequitor when it in fact references a specific old flash game that has long past its day in the light, in which the goal was to fucking demolish this guy.

[catchymemes]

[smute]

“you are a lawyer and he is a hamster” is one of the funniest statements ive ever had the pleasure of reading

[rslashrats]

you know what day it is……….