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How to deal with a divorce in a healthy and mature way, a step-by-step guide by Gellert Grindelwald :
Step 1 : bitterly remind your ex-husband that no one will love him like you do
Step 2 : dramatically jump off a cliff
Step 3 : dramatically disappear in a mist of smoke, sparkles and glitter bc gay
Step 4 : cry
cruciatus curse would’ve hurt less tbh
After nearly a month I am still stuck on Happly Married Old Gays Professor Gellert! and Headmaster Albus! AU, so here is another small headcanon that will make your teeth fall out from the amount of sweetness.
This one is called : Gellert and the art of DIYs. In particular, Gellert learning how to stitch.
Just imagine Gellert constantly complaining about being bored because Albus is always busy with his headmaster duties.
One day Albus forces Gellert to sit down and learn how to stitch, so that he has a way to kill time, instead of using it to bitch and moan and before he starts using it to plan some kind of mass murder.
Gellert, being Gellert, refuses at first but in the end he actually gives it a go bc you know, he's in love with Albus, he's a simp and he would do anything to make his husband happy.
So Gellert starts stitching things here and there, always muttering curses under his breath and looking annoyed as hell, because he has a reputation to live up to, and then he decides to stitch one of Albus' adorable pointy hats with little stars.
Problem is, the stars turn out all weird and wonky and wrong and so Gellert has a mental breakdown and gives up. Still, Albus loves the hat and his heart melts at the thought of his husband carefully stitching each star by hand.
So of course the hat instantly becomes Albus' favourite and he wears it all the time, all the while wearing a big, love-sick smile on his face. Needless to say, Gellert makes it his life mission to stitch Albus something new every week.
And they all lived happly ever after. That's it. Sorry for your next dentist appointment.
Hello, why the fuck are there so many of these NCIS character × reader stories, where are the actual fanfics about actual ships and goodbye.
Tbh my current headcanon after the pain SoD caused me is Happly Married Old Gays Professor Gellert! and Headmaster Albus! AU
You know just the two of them being crackheads at Hogwarts, spending 90% of their time playing matchmakers with the students or eavasedropping on their conversations to have all the juicy drama.
Having conversations nobody undertands and talking shit about people they don't like, making out in every corridor, being all lovey-dovey and traumatizing the students.
Like that scene in the first book where Albus explains that practicing magic in the corridors is not allowed, I imagine it like this
Albus : I would like to remind you all that in the corridors you absolutely cannot
Run
Fly around on your broom
Practice any kind of spell or potion
Play tricks on your fellow companions
Let your animal friends loose
Student : so what can you do exactly?
Albus : well you can walk... or you can make out... my husband and I do it all the time so!
"And if you never felt your soul being torn apart, you've never loved anyone with all your heart"
- Reginaldo Kilas
Just a few pics of my precious Grindeldore centered collection, still in the making... I started collecting when the second movie came out so it's mostly stuff from CoG also because there is still terribly little SoD merch, mainly the Panini sticker album and newly released DVD. Also, I made a little pressed lavander bouquet and Grindeldore collage with stickers I already had in the album. Tbh I love collecting stuff centered around my fav ships but when searching "Grindeldore collection" or similar things I found nothing so I would love to see your own collection! What am I planning on getting next? Well, SoD screenplay for sure, GGAD wands and of course I will be looking for THE ICONIC NOBLE COLLECTION BLOOD PACT from CoG that is so freaking difficult to find nowdays. But it will be mine someday. It just will.
Kidnapper : we have your boyfriend
Gellert : I don't have a boyfriend
Kidnapper : then who just asked for bed sheets made out of 100% Egyptian silk, salt from the Dead Sea to take his daily bath and his 72 skin care products because " if I really have to be kidnapped then I'll do it with grace "?
Gellert : oh my god you have Albus!
Just something I did instead of studying for my exam of tomorrow morning.
Disclaimer : I am not Turkish but I love this song so much I thought the slow and melanchonic rhythm fit this scene perfectly! Song is : Benim Hala Umudum Var by Mazhar Alanson.
hope you cry watching this as much as i cried making it
Un po' colpa mia, un po' colpa tua
Sposiamoci
( a little bit my fault , a little bit your fault
let's get married )
HANNIBAL + The Addams Family
Gellert Grindelwald:
some hannibals
this is so funny to me. will uses an incredibly common latin phrase and hannibal practically swoons
Ti dico di andar via,
ma vorrei dire "resta"
(I tell you to go away,
but I would like to say "stay")
