bread

mess

[ruphobic]

at this wedding as a bridesmaid its actually very beautiful. im gonna ask the waiter what he thinks hold on

[ruphobic]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO this waiter off his shits he has the real tea on the bride if anyone heard him hes SO fucked

[ruphobic]

oh fuck

[lipglossgerard]

Op what is the tea

[guam-deactivated20240602]

“…history does not repeat itself…but it [history] does exhibit general patterns, dictated by common human needs and desires…”

[whitmanic]

why are you committing atrocities in the tags and not the post

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

[localstarboy]

THE LOOK ON THE GIRLS FACE IN ABT TO FCKING PEE MYSELF

[yungterra-blog]

tutorial

question: how do i make my photograph more tumblr relatable?

Simple:

filter

lowercase helvetica

for extra points: add japanese text

[atbuttches-deactivated20170204]

I’m taking notes 

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

wrong you do this

[animentality]

this site drifts further and further away from comprehensible humor every day

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

[cartoon-dog-deactivated20240105]

[crystaldraco]

[unclefather]

where the fuck is he

[wizardpepsi]

outfit concept

[sistertaxon]

no pants?

[wizardpepsi]

this is more of a pussy out look

[bangurz]

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

how does ellen degeneres’ wife ever fuck her like. u close ur eyes for a second and thats dory telling u shes gonna raw ur ass all the way to 42 wallaby way sydney

[buffysummers]

[chonce]

lana del rey: *singing sadly* i fuck old biker men and like riding motorcycles into the hot, 1970s desert. choke me like a can of coooke like the lines you did off my tittieeees

me, not relating but pretending like i do anyway:

[anus]

people who sleep with one pillow make me sick

[thomasthetalkingengine]

people who sleep with more than one pillow are shown to be more lonely and depressed

[prblms]

[bob-belcher]

[literallysame]

[mannypacqyaoii]

[yallstillhere]

:(

[beckybuckwild-deactivated201203]

[glitteredeyes]

[jettestblack-deactivated2017080]

[blackness-by-your-side]

[peteneems]

[sunnyharley]

Legends only

[maybe-itdoesntmatterr-deactivat]

Reblog for wholesome good luck