Onion!

(Onion is my nickname) (Danielle is my real name) The girl who is at least 5" shorter than ALL her friends

[goldenbaum-blog]

[onionbabe]

Me at the end of the year when all the teachers realise that they haven't given u a test yet

[bitchycode]

[little-vvitch]

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

[onionbabe]

(Talking about best man speech)

A know Sam, he’s a bawbag. The end. -Pished (drunk) man on the train

[onionbabe]

This

[itisyourguy]

If you don’t have a pole dancing Deadpool in your blog that’s fine

but deep down we all know we need one

[onionbabe]

Slay deadpool, slaaayyyyy!

[onionbabe]

I need this in my new, slightly less fucking cringeworthy life

[animatedtext]

[onionbabe]

same

[onionbabe]

I want to die because I'm a psychic I just can't feel my life right then my life story are not even my own words are just a matter that the other person I am not really

[onionbabe]

Why tf has no one ever told me about my spirit animal Gerald? Fucking disgrace

[tag-urselfz]

[onionbabe]

I am twirl and flavour town

[gapqueen27-blog]

* Questioning life rn * 🤔

[onionbabe]

I hope puberty does this to me

[melaphantastic]

[fiantodurri]

i will reblog this 365 days a year

[connercant]

I WASN’T READY FOR THIS POST.

[prettythingsonfire]

GUYS IT’S BACK

[onionbabe]

It is now time

[onionbabe]

16

Two years until I can save all of China

[onionbabe]

[poison-liker]

official ranking of every turtle emoji on emojipedia

a beautiful friend. a wonderful smile. i will protect this perfect tortoise with my life. thank you.

just a cool and good turtle, going about its business. keep doing you, turtle.

simple, minimalistic, well executed. a solid turt.

a unique perspective on the humble turtle. it takes guts to break the mould like this. bravest turtle on the list.

a cool stylistic approach, but kinda lacking in personality.

the shading is really badly done, but the fundamentals are quite solid. an adequate turtle.

this is just the twitter one but less friend looking.

“turtles… they’re sort of weird and blobby, right?” - apple emoji designer, 2016

the style is very good. extremely well rendered. but unfortunately, this turt’s fuck ugly. look at its face. this turt is no friend of mine.

fisher price.

utterly disgusting.

[onionbabe]

Best review 👏🏻

[onionbabe]

Me rn

[onionbabe]

https://youtu.be/zGUeuk--0kc

[onionbabe]

My mum got a jumper that says "santa love" but I swear to god I looks like it says fucking bae

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts-deactivated201608]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[dickzoned-deactivated20200818]

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

[onionbabe]

You were always my favourite Patrick, bless me with money