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@onision-against-onision
Onision Against Onision, vol. 1346
Onision: Victims of rape who don’t report their sexual assault are rapist shields.
Also Onision, somehow: Real victims don’t share their story, because they don’t want to talk about it. If a “victim” shares their story, then they’re probably just an attention-seeker.
大きな生き物７
This blog basically doesn’t even have a purpose anymore - literally almost every single thing that James Jimmy Greg Onision Daniel Avaroe Jackson writes, says, or does conflicts with something else he’s already said. I should just hand the keys of this blog over to Greg and let him run it himself.
name a more iconic duo than onision and hypocrisy, i’ll wait
Onision:
Also Onision:
Onision:
Also Onision:
Onision: *whispers to himself under his breath*
onision fans be like: thank u greg,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, u’ve cured every single mental disorder that ever existed,,,,,,,,, u could be a therapist, psychologist, lawyer, us president, dictator, god,,,,,,,,,,,, tjhank u for beign hoenstt 👏😔🧦🎃🛌
No Laineybot has all five:
1. A name, nickname, Internet moniker, sexual orientation, or gender identity that was self-chosen
2. A faithful husband that hasn’t tried to have sex with every single one of their girlfriends and female friends
3. The ability to complete an entire ten-minute YouTube video without making at least one self-depreciating comment or joke about getting a divorce (HAHHghGAHGhgahghaHAHAghahHA SO FUNNIE)
4. The same article of clothing for more than 48 hours after it being purchased because it “doesn’t really feel like me”
5. A personally fulfilling and meaningful existence
me: (is asleep at 6:01 am)
my cat who is used to getting fed at 6:00 am:
I ma de this
I watched Lainey’s veggie burger video so you don’t have to
*Lainey clearly is unhappy and doesn’t seem to want to film at all.
*Greg is holding the camera and talks the whole time. It might as well be his video.
*They don’t “”””Make”””” any kind of veggie burger. it’s a frozen burger. idk why but this specifically pissed me off a lot.
*Lainey says they’re not hungry, so the whole video is Greg telling Lainey to make him dinner.
*Greg calls Lainey “bud.” (I considered quitting at this point but powered through)
*At around 3:20 Lainey says something about the burger smelling like cat food, Greg tells them to not say that and Lainey snaps at him. All of this should have been cut out of the video, but nope.
*Greg goes out of his way to show that he puts a box into the recycling bin. We love an environmental hero.
*At one point Greg says “Now I’ll look at Kai’s butt as he’s putting it in the oven.” Lainey is noticeably uncomfortable about this.
*A painfully long burger-cooking timelapse, clearly just to get the video to 10 minutes
*Greg makes a “nice buns ;)” joke, Lainey doesn’t laugh.
*At 6:46 Greg says “Do you know you’re wrong or do I need to explain to you that you’re wrong?” Great way to talk to the love of your life.
*FOR FUCK’S SAKE at 7:15 Lainey referenced Greg not being straight.
*Lainey says at the end “Just for clarification this is not how I would make a burger.” UH SWEATY I THOUGHT THIS WAS YOUR VIDEO ABOUT HOW TO MAKE A BURGER.
In conclusion, I need a nap.
No Onision has all five:
1. A side chick over the age of 21
2. A YouTube video with over 10k views in the past month
3. A bank account with a positive balance
4. A vibrant career trajectory
5. A well-integrated ego
Submission
Donate to the cause y'all!
pLEASE 👏🏻
Oh my God lol
@onision are you butthurt that you have none of the things on this list? 😜😂
This coming from the guy who says tall women are too masculine (they intimidate little Gregory), mocks women who wear high heels, makeup, have breast implants & doesn’t like women who are strong, confident & independent as they aren’t attracted to him (& they scare him), let alone won’t be submission to him. Basically unless you’re a naive teenage fan who hasn’t figured out why he Greg can’t attract or maintain relationships with women his own age, he has no use for you.
I don’t even have to make these posts anymore, y’all are calling him out for me.
imagine if onision and laineybot had switched crimes committed, as well as personalities. onision goes by the name onionbot, and they both try to go after young males
This is an alternate reality and my blog name is thor-against-onision
i would be L-against-onision in that reality,,,,,
But if they’d switched lives, wouldn’t you all be against Lainision?
The excuse Lainey would use against their sexual crimes against boys would be “I mean, he’s a boy, we all know he wants it, he had one thing on his mind” instead of “she’s a slut, she couldn’t have been raped”
lmao I’d still be onision-against-onision, because let’s be real, there’s no universe in which Greg is not always his own worst enemy.
@onision pls chain me up in your basement even though I’m slightly older that your usual preference
I’M CRYING JFJGKSJSSJJDSJ
Omg your username why haven’t I thought of this before! Awesome! Btw yes, I’m wheezing aw…
how do ppl compare shane to greg’s appearance like hello have you seen the two??
shane is an absolute sweetheart and i don’t take too kindly 2 yall comparing him to grease.
