I'm probably gonna die alone

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i don’t really know what to say this but Kuchimonster.....Kuchimonster let that marinate on ya 

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Try ok cupid they said,

It's much better they said.

Then what is this

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Bad date #1

I went on a date with a red head from plenty of fish we both agreed we liked music and raves. So he took me to a closing party for a burning man art exhibit. He insisted on paying, we get to the door and I find out tickets are 50 a pop but everything is included in the ticket food and drinks, you only pay for noncomplimentary booze. He insist it's ok, and we go inside. This party is an actual party and there are tons of old white people dressed in wild costumes, three different music set ups, tons of food and giant pieces of interactive art. I'm super anxious because it occurs to me that me and this guy haven't actually talked much. We eat and explore the grounds and right as we walk past a bathroom he says out loud I'm gonna go drop acid are you ok with that. And I really had no clue what to say. What would I have even said to him to stop him like he's a grown petite man (I'm not gonna lie he was like 5'4" when his page said he was 6 feet). He comes out after like 20 mins of me waiting and talking to a nice probably high blonde girl (she thought my pretzel looked delicious but couldn't see the pretzel booth was right behind her) and I can tell hes gonna be pretty fucked up. We spend the rest of the night pretty uneventfully walking, drinking, dancing, and him stopping any person with dance lights to play with them. Until the end of the night when we finally sit down and he's trying to get me to cuddle up with him and it was a no from me dawg. Security starts letting everyone know it's time to leave and I'm fucking grateful. He insist on walking me to my car in mostly silence and I suddenly regret parking in a neighborhood instead of the museum. We get back to my car we talk I'm really just trying to get in my car while he stands there and I know he's waiting for a kiss so I think what could it fucking hurt. BOI WAS I WRONG FAM, this fool decided it was a full blown make out session, just barely picks me up and placed me against my car and starts dry humping me. I mean full blown dry humping me and keeps saying his place is like 15 mins away but I tell him my best friend is waiting on me so I really cant, he even had the gall to say it wouldn't take him that long just 30 mins. He even changed positions when I'm very obviously trying to get in my car and just go. Like this fool dead spreads my legs once I'm in the driver seat and continues to dry hump me and then insist on me flipping over on my hands and knees so he can grab my boobs while humps me and repeatedly tells me this is what I'm missing out on. I'm struggling not to burst out laughing, cause this might actually be the saddest thing ever but again I insist on leaving because my best friend is waiting for me so he kisses me and does that awkward hand slowly lingering under my chin thing that only looks good in movies and anime. Honestly I drove away laughing and kinda scared that this psycho would follow me.

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When you're bougie but you still want a boo

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Well Fuck

A man on the cusp of 40 has essentially ruined me for guys my age and he hasn't even touched me.

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Somes times I just don't understand how people expect to find someone when they sound this bitter

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It's just a name that wasn't taken.....why am I still here

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I keep telling myself

I'm gonna post and apologize for not posting because of finals and then moving back home and getting a job. But things got much crazier after that I have tons of post to put up still and a story or two to tell so hold on kids it's gonna be a wild ride.

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Too many boys

Have told me that they have commitment issues, and they have probably given me commitment issues.

[rosiitea]

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I had to post this right away cause I just can't

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Ok I honestly appreciate this

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Are those 5 kids like a hobby or ......

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I just...... I just don't know sometimes