Jesus christ it's Jason todd

Coolest adopted son of billionaire Bruce Wayne - 23 - He/Him

[only-one-todd]

howdy 👋

My name is jason todd

The adopted son of billionaire Bruce Wayne and definitely his favourite

Feel free to reblog and interact, my asks are always open.

✌️

[only-one-todd]

Who is rocky?

@iluvchocoicecream

Go watch project hail Mary, this instant

[only-one-todd]

My apartment smells like bacon for some reason

Ive been eating at the manor for the last few days

Much confuse

[roadkillwontstaydead]

My bad, random citizen

I broke into the wrong apartment and didn't realize until after the bacon was made

I left you some in the fridge tho

[only-one-todd]

At least you didnt eat it all, you have some level of decency

[only-one-todd]

My apartment smells like bacon for some reason

Ive been eating at the manor for the last few days

Much confuse

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

“Much confuse” hoe why are you talking like Rocky

[only-one-todd]

Because rocky is the goat. Statement

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Jason finally say something smart, question?

[only-one-todd]

My apartment smells like bacon for some reason

Ive been eating at the manor for the last few days

Much confuse

[sleep-deprived-tim]

...I wonder

I wonder why that could be

[only-one-todd]

Tim... not you too

[sleep-deprived-tim]

I was hungry and kinda didn't wanna be in the Manor anymore

[only-one-todd]

Thats definitely understandable.

Living there is a lot

[only-one-todd]

My apartment smells like bacon for some reason

Ive been eating at the manor for the last few days

Much confuse

[putting-the-drake-in-eli-drake]

There are far worse things it could smell like

Your lucky

[only-one-todd]

Is that supposed to sound like a threat?

[putting-the-drake-in-eli-drake]

It wasn’t originally but that sounds fun so it is now

[only-one-todd]

Keep your fuckass smells away from my apartment drake

[putting-the-drake-in-eli-drake]

I’ve got a much better idea than boring smells

[only-one-todd]

Thats quite concerning, should I be afraid?

[putting-the-drake-in-eli-drake]

Don’t worry about it

On a completely unrelated note a nice fae lady gave me a jar of magic glitter :)

[only-one-todd]

Aye back up while I google what kills dragons

[putting-the-drake-in-eli-drake]

Rude! That is totally unnecessary!

I wasn’t even engine blow anything up… this time

[only-one-todd]

No idea why but I have a sneaking suspicion that youre lying

[only-one-todd]

My apartment smells like bacon for some reason

Ive been eating at the manor for the last few days

Much confuse

[putting-the-drake-in-eli-drake]

There are far worse things it could smell like

Your lucky

[only-one-todd]

Is that supposed to sound like a threat?

[putting-the-drake-in-eli-drake]

It wasn’t originally but that sounds fun so it is now

[only-one-todd]

Keep your fuckass smells away from my apartment drake

[putting-the-drake-in-eli-drake]

I’ve got a much better idea than boring smells

[only-one-todd]

Thats quite concerning, should I be afraid?

[putting-the-drake-in-eli-drake]

Don’t worry about it

On a completely unrelated note a nice fae lady gave me a jar of magic glitter :)

[only-one-todd]

Aye back up while I google what kills dragons

[only-one-todd]

My apartment smells like bacon for some reason

Ive been eating at the manor for the last few days

Much confuse

[putting-the-drake-in-eli-drake]

There are far worse things it could smell like

Your lucky

[only-one-todd]

Is that supposed to sound like a threat?

[putting-the-drake-in-eli-drake]

It wasn’t originally but that sounds fun so it is now

[only-one-todd]

Keep your fuckass smells away from my apartment drake

[putting-the-drake-in-eli-drake]

I’ve got a much better idea than boring smells

[only-one-todd]

Thats quite concerning, should I be afraid?

[only-one-todd]

My apartment smells like bacon for some reason

Ive been eating at the manor for the last few days

Much confuse

[manea-the-fey]

Oh, my apologies. I must be in the wrong Gotham. Hoods from other Dimensions are paying me with their cookies, and I got peckish.

[only-one-todd]

At this point I feel like my apartment is the go to bacon spot in gotham

[manea-the-fey]

The bacon was quite delicious. But as you did me a favor with it, how may I repay it?

@only-one-todd

[only-one-todd]

Live your best life

Thats all I need friend

[manea-the-fey]

That is not exactly how this works. A favor needs a favor of equal value. Your hospitality was a favor to me, even unaware as you have been.

She shifts uneasy. Silvery threats start spreading around her. She lets her head hang when she sees them starting to weave her in.

[only-one-todd]

He frowns at the unwillingness to accept kindness but then notices the threads

"Hey thats not normal. Is that supposed to be happening?"

[manea-the-fey]

It is for my kind when a favor is not repaid. It indicates I am now owning you a favor of the value the hospitality was worth to me.

She sighs and removes the hood, revealing the silver-powder tear tracks on her face.

It would have not been a problem if I had not made this mistake.

[only-one-todd]

Alright then...

He ponders for a moment, scratching his chin dramatically

This is like when someone asks you what you want for your birthday and your mind goes blank

He snaps his fingers

Got it, you can get me a big ass bag of skittles and a baja blast. Would that fix it?

[manea-the-fey]

She raises an eyebrow, an amused smile starting to form with silver dust flowing from her eyes.

"It would, as you so eloquently put it, 'Fix it!'. If I knew what a 'baja blast' is. And only if this is of equal value to you as your hospitality is to me"

[only-one-todd]

I have been jonesing for the dew recently and skittles just rule.

Im glad I know about all this now though, ill avoid leaving you hanging like that from now on

[timblrdrake]

I DON'T CARE THAT HE'S THE FREAKING RED HOOD. I NEED THAT ANNOYING TANK OBLITERATED 🤬🤬🤬🤬

God, his ass is so flat 😍😍😍. Put me in the game, boss, because I'll swan dive in anyway. MMMM. Somehow even sexier than that guy who was running around as Red Robin for a bit. Fuckin' hate the guy (Red Hood), though. Annoying ass motherfucker. Hope he dies of trenchfoot. Fuckin' dickhead. Would if I could, despite it, anyway.

this was a rollercoaster i want off of immediately

so… im gathering you’re … not a fan

[actuallyredrobin]

im grateful for the (Red Hood) clarification though i dont want to be on the receiving end of this kind of… hatred ? lust? strangeness.

[only-one-todd]

Like what did I even do?

I just work here

[only-one-todd]

My apartment smells like bacon for some reason

Ive been eating at the manor for the last few days

Much confuse

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

“Much confuse” hoe why are you talking like Rocky

[only-one-todd]

Because rocky is the goat. Statement

[only-one-todd]

My apartment smells like bacon for some reason

Ive been eating at the manor for the last few days

Much confuse

[putting-the-drake-in-eli-drake]

There are far worse things it could smell like

Your lucky

[only-one-todd]

Is that supposed to sound like a threat?

[putting-the-drake-in-eli-drake]

It wasn’t originally but that sounds fun so it is now

[only-one-todd]

Keep your fuckass smells away from my apartment drake

[only-one-todd]

My apartment smells like bacon for some reason

Ive been eating at the manor for the last few days

Much confuse

[manea-the-fey]

Oh, my apologies. I must be in the wrong Gotham. Hoods from other Dimensions are paying me with their cookies, and I got peckish.

[only-one-todd]

At this point I feel like my apartment is the go to bacon spot in gotham

[manea-the-fey]

The bacon was quite delicious. But as you did me a favor with it, how may I repay it?

@only-one-todd

[only-one-todd]

Live your best life

Thats all I need friend

[manea-the-fey]

That is not exactly how this works. A favor needs a favor of equal value. Your hospitality was a favor to me, even unaware as you have been.

She shifts uneasy. Silvery threats start spreading around her. She lets her head hang when she sees them starting to weave her in.

[only-one-todd]

He frowns at the unwillingness to accept kindness but then notices the threads

"Hey thats not normal. Is that supposed to be happening?"

[manea-the-fey]

It is for my kind when a favor is not repaid. It indicates I am now owning you a favor of the value the hospitality was worth to me.

She sighs and removes the hood, revealing the silver-powder tear tracks on her face.

It would have not been a problem if I had not made this mistake.

[only-one-todd]

Alright then...

He ponders for a moment, scratching his chin dramatically

This is like when someone asks you what you want for your birthday and your mind goes blank

He snaps his fingers

Got it, you can get me a big ass bag of skittles and a baja blast. Would that fix it?

[only-one-todd]

My apartment smells like bacon for some reason

Ive been eating at the manor for the last few days

Much confuse

[sleep-deprived-tim]

...I wonder

I wonder why that could be

[only-one-todd]

Tim... not you too

[only-one-todd]

I don't have a group pic of them, because they are bound to change. One is already in revision from what I had in mind originally. I will go in order from what I have and then show the work in progress for the revision.

Trick the Zoroark you have already seen. But I wanted to have them all together.

Eve the Umbreon

Knight the Gallade

Coal the Ceruledge

Lullaby the Mandibuzz

And Honor the Absol

The gallade is currently in revision. This is the revised WIP

All great choices.

As an umbreon fan I fuck with that choice

And ceruledges design always goes hard

[only-one-todd]

My apartment smells like bacon for some reason

Ive been eating at the manor for the last few days

Much confuse

[manea-the-fey]

Oh, my apologies. I must be in the wrong Gotham. Hoods from other Dimensions are paying me with their cookies, and I got peckish.

[only-one-todd]

At this point I feel like my apartment is the go to bacon spot in gotham

[manea-the-fey]

The bacon was quite delicious. But as you did me a favor with it, how may I repay it?

@only-one-todd

[only-one-todd]

Live your best life

Thats all I need friend

[manea-the-fey]

That is not exactly how this works. A favor needs a favor of equal value. Your hospitality was a favor to me, even unaware as you have been.

She shifts uneasy. Silvery threats start spreading around her. She lets her head hang when she sees them starting to weave her in.

[only-one-todd]

He frowns at the unwillingness to accept kindness but then notices the threads

"Hey thats not normal. Is that supposed to be happening?"

[only-one-todd]

My apartment smells like bacon for some reason

Ive been eating at the manor for the last few days

Much confuse

[manea-the-fey]

Oh, my apologies. I must be in the wrong Gotham. Hoods from other Dimensions are paying me with their cookies, and I got peckish.

[only-one-todd]

At this point I feel like my apartment is the go to bacon spot in gotham

[manea-the-fey]

The bacon was quite delicious. But as you did me a favor with it, how may I repay it?

@only-one-todd

[only-one-todd]

Live your best life

Thats all I need friend