Cece Kyle-Wayneeee

Hiiii!! I'm Cecelia, or Cece, I'm Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle's youngest daughter :3! Literally just looks like a mini-Bruce but a girl Asks always open. RP OC blog. No NSFW, both OC and Mun are minors.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Hello Tumblrrrrr!! 💜🌸🎀✨🐱

Intro post because my Mamma told me to join Tumblr! My name is Cecelia Kyle-Wayne, or Cece! My pronouns are she/her. My Mamma is Selina Kyle and my Dad is Bruce Wayne!

Moodboard!!:

I’m a total fashion girly, I love making my siblings dress up, especially Dick and Cass. My favorite siblings are Cass, Dick, Damian, and Duke, my favorite color is lavender, I am ABBA’s BIGGEST fan, and I love cats (just like my Mamma)!!!

Appearance: Black curls, rosy cheeks, PALE asf, ice blue eyes, rectangle glasses, 5’3, 120 pounds, and moles all over :3

CANON FAM:

Mamma: Selina Kyle

Dad/Daddy: Bruce Wayne

Big brother: Dick

Jay-Jay: Jason (duh)

Timmy: Tim (also duh)

Brother/Dami: Damian/Dami

Big sis: Cass

Stephie: Steph (also duh)

Alfie: Alfred

Babs/BB: Barbara

Sunny boy/pookie/bro: Duke

NON CANON FAM:

Millie/baby sis: @mr-wayne-sunshine

Rene/Reneta/my sister that’s not my sister but also totally is my sister: @not-a-fucking-flower

TJ: @tjwayne

Top three songs:

Blog rules:

Both OC and Mun are minors so absolutely NO NSFW or romance. Like, sex jokes and mature topics are fine, just nothing outright NSFW

Absolutely no form of bigotry (ex: homophobia, racism), you will be blocked. We are very gay and very supportive here

NO MAGA AT ALL

OC is 11-12, treat her as such :3

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Got a new dress for the upcoming charity gala Dad is throwing✨✨✨

Not my usual color, but I think it looks nice!!

@theoriginal-robin-ofgotham, @xxdickiebirdxx, @cass-the-ballerina, @thegirlblunder-spoiler, @tjwayne, @timdwayne, show me your outfits for the gala (if you’re going)?

(picture from Pinterest. I usually don’t wear dresses, they give me gender dysphoria - mun)

[tjwayne]

i have decided im wearing this :3

IS THIS TOO MUCH?!😭

(//all pics exept bone necklace are from pinterest! the necklace is one that i actually own lol)

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

I like it :3

[theoriginal-robin-ofgotham]

*Crashes through Damian’s bedroom window* “Guess who FINALLY got some wiiiiinngssss~. They’re Catbird wings. Fitting, right? :3”

-@cecelia-kyle-wayne

???

That's awesome. You could've used the door, though.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

No, that’s boring.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

ask me things I’m bored

[redhoodisalive]

what the fuck does chud mean? it means ugly, right?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

It means you’re ugly, lazy, probably a incel, live with your parents, and do nothing but eat and play video games (usually League of Legends).

Have I become this family’s slang/brainrot translator?

[redhoodisalive]

i’m not any of that!

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Didn’t say you were, dipshit. Literally just gave the definition.

Also you do eat our food and spend Dad’s money…

And also..

[redhoodisalive]

i don’t eat your food or spend bruce’s money.

that’s my son.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Don’t even TRY to lie to me. I was standing right behind you when you used his card to buy more jackets. I was just silent. Either I’m really quiet when I wanna be or you were too locked in to notice me.

You literally stole an apple out of my hand before. Twice.

I’m stealing your son. He’s mine now.

[redhoodisalive]

that’s true. but it was for a good reason.

i can’t help it. i get hungry.

no.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Okay, wait answer my question, was I really quiet or were you just focused?

Get your own food with your adult money and stop stealing from children.

Yes.

[redhoodisalive]

i was focused.

how aboutttt no?

no.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Kewlio.

How about you get an actual job and pay for your own food?

Fine.

[redhoodisalive]

i do have a job and i pay for my own food.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Since when????

Prove it, gay man.

[redhoodisalive]

since forever. i’m a crime boss and i make myself dinner every night.

WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME GAY MAN!?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

A REAL job. One that’s legal.

Because you are one. Ur a boykisser.

[redhoodisalive]

i make a shit ton of money. i don’t care.

where’s your evidence?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

*Clears throat aggressively*

Also I caught this the other day

[redhoodisalive]

so? friends sleep like that.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Oh honey…. No they don’t.. give me ONE example

[redhoodisalive]

whatever. we’re dating. you caught me.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Oh I already knew that.

I call being flower girl at your wedding

[redhoodisalive]

but how else did you know?

lian would be the flower girl.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Well, first of all, I’ve seen you two kiss, and two, your bedroom has security. All the rooms have cameras.

Can I be ring bearer then?

[redhoodisalive]

what.

maybe.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

You didn’t know that? They’re not even that well hidden. I dismantled the one in my room.

[redhoodisalive]

you’ve seen everything?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Some stuff. If it’s gross, I’ll stop looking, but otherwise, yeah, a fair amount.

[redhoodisalive]

what did you find?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

You guys kiss a lot. Like, more than Mamma and Dad. It’s cute ☺️

[redhoodisalive]

i’m gonna die inside.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

You’ve already died on the outside tho

[redhoodisalive]

whatever. so you knew we were dating because we kissed a lot?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Also because he calls you “baby”, and “sweetie”, and “darling”, and “dear”, etc.

[deadmanrunning]

WALLLYYYYYYYYYY!! WE NEED A OTTER🥹😭😭😭😭

OKAY BUT WE HAVE TO GET TWO SO THEY CAN HOLD HANDS

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Or, alternate theory, have a child.

(I WANNA BE AN AUNT PLSSSSS)

[xxdickiebirdxx]

*spits out water, chokes, COUGH*

WHAT!?

Cece, WE CANNOT-

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Yes. Yes you can.

[xxdickiebirdxx]

HOW COULD WE POSSIBLY DO THAT??😖

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

We live in a world of meta-humans, aliens, and literal gods, and you think two men having a baby is impossible?

[xxdickiebirdxx]

YOU want us to have one BIOLOGICALLY?!

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

I’m sure you could make it work.

[xxdickiebirdxx]

GIRL-

I-

I DON'T EVEN KNOW-

WHAT-?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Again. Meta-humans, genetic cloning, aliens, and gods.

Mpreg can’t be that far-fetched.

[xxdickiebirdxx]

WE AREN'T EVEN READY TO HAVE KIDS!? EVEN IF WE COULD- WE'RE ONLY DATING AND LIVE IN SEPARATE APARTMENTS!?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Then get married?

[xxdickiebirdxx]

NOT READY FOR THAT?? THERE'S MULTIPLE MISSING STEPS-

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Frick the missing steps. Ya get a priest or rabbi or whatever you wanna use, ya get a venue, ya kiss, boom bang, the end. Congrats, you’re wed.

[xxdickiebirdxx]

CECE- WE'RE TAKING IT SLOW-

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

THEN TAKE IT FASTER????

[xxdickiebirdxx]

NO?? WE AREN'T RUSHINH INTO THINGS-

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Why not??? Like genuinely why, I don’t understand romance.

[xxdickiebirdxx]

It's so we're both in a comfortable spot in our relationship - I don't really know how to explain it, other than "boundaries"

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Huh. Weird.

[redhoodisalive]

what the fuck does chud mean? it means ugly, right?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

It means you’re ugly, lazy, probably a incel, live with your parents, and do nothing but eat and play video games (usually League of Legends).

Have I become this family’s slang/brainrot translator?

[redhoodisalive]

i’m not any of that!

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Didn’t say you were, dipshit. Literally just gave the definition.

Also you do eat our food and spend Dad’s money…

And also..

[redhoodisalive]

i don’t eat your food or spend bruce’s money.

that’s my son.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Don’t even TRY to lie to me. I was standing right behind you when you used his card to buy more jackets. I was just silent. Either I’m really quiet when I wanna be or you were too locked in to notice me.

You literally stole an apple out of my hand before. Twice.

I’m stealing your son. He’s mine now.

[redhoodisalive]

that’s true. but it was for a good reason.

i can’t help it. i get hungry.

no.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Okay, wait answer my question, was I really quiet or were you just focused?

Get your own food with your adult money and stop stealing from children.

Yes.

[redhoodisalive]

i was focused.

how aboutttt no?

no.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Kewlio.

How about you get an actual job and pay for your own food?

Fine.

[redhoodisalive]

i do have a job and i pay for my own food.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Since when????

Prove it, gay man.

[redhoodisalive]

since forever. i’m a crime boss and i make myself dinner every night.

WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME GAY MAN!?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

A REAL job. One that’s legal.

Because you are one. Ur a boykisser.

[redhoodisalive]

i make a shit ton of money. i don’t care.

where’s your evidence?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

*Clears throat aggressively*

Also I caught this the other day

[redhoodisalive]

so? friends sleep like that.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Oh honey…. No they don’t.. give me ONE example

[redhoodisalive]

whatever. we’re dating. you caught me.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Oh I already knew that.

I call being flower girl at your wedding

[redhoodisalive]

but how else did you know?

lian would be the flower girl.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Well, first of all, I’ve seen you two kiss, and two, your bedroom has security. All the rooms have cameras.

Can I be ring bearer then?

[redhoodisalive]

what.

maybe.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

You didn’t know that? They’re not even that well hidden. I dismantled the one in my room.

[redhoodisalive]

you’ve seen everything?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Some stuff. If it’s gross, I’ll stop looking, but otherwise, yeah, a fair amount.

[redhoodisalive]

what did you find?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

You guys kiss a lot. Like, more than Mamma and Dad. It’s cute ☺️

[redhoodisalive]

i’m gonna die inside.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

You’ve already died on the outside tho

[deadmanrunning]

WALLLYYYYYYYYYY!! WE NEED A OTTER🥹😭😭😭😭

OKAY BUT WE HAVE TO GET TWO SO THEY CAN HOLD HANDS

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Or, alternate theory, have a child.

(I WANNA BE AN AUNT PLSSSSS)

[xxdickiebirdxx]

*spits out water, chokes, COUGH*

WHAT!?

Cece, WE CANNOT-

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Yes. Yes you can.

[xxdickiebirdxx]

HOW COULD WE POSSIBLY DO THAT??😖

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

We live in a world of meta-humans, aliens, and literal gods, and you think two men having a baby is impossible?

[xxdickiebirdxx]

YOU want us to have one BIOLOGICALLY?!

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

I’m sure you could make it work.

[xxdickiebirdxx]

GIRL-

I-

I DON'T EVEN KNOW-

WHAT-?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Again. Meta-humans, genetic cloning, aliens, and gods.

Mpreg can’t be that far-fetched.

[xxdickiebirdxx]

WE AREN'T EVEN READY TO HAVE KIDS!? EVEN IF WE COULD- WE'RE ONLY DATING AND LIVE IN SEPARATE APARTMENTS!?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Then get married?

[xxdickiebirdxx]

NOT READY FOR THAT?? THERE'S MULTIPLE MISSING STEPS-

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Frick the missing steps. Ya get a priest or rabbi or whatever you wanna use, ya get a venue, ya kiss, boom bang, the end. Congrats, you’re wed.

[xxdickiebirdxx]

CECE- WE'RE TAKING IT SLOW-

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

THEN TAKE IT FASTER????

[xxdickiebirdxx]

NO?? WE AREN'T RUSHINH INTO THINGS-

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Why not??? Like genuinely why, I don’t understand romance.

[redhoodisalive]

what the fuck does chud mean? it means ugly, right?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

It means you’re ugly, lazy, probably a incel, live with your parents, and do nothing but eat and play video games (usually League of Legends).

Have I become this family’s slang/brainrot translator?

[redhoodisalive]

i’m not any of that!

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Didn’t say you were, dipshit. Literally just gave the definition.

Also you do eat our food and spend Dad’s money…

And also..

[redhoodisalive]

i don’t eat your food or spend bruce’s money.

that’s my son.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Don’t even TRY to lie to me. I was standing right behind you when you used his card to buy more jackets. I was just silent. Either I’m really quiet when I wanna be or you were too locked in to notice me.

You literally stole an apple out of my hand before. Twice.

I’m stealing your son. He’s mine now.

[redhoodisalive]

that’s true. but it was for a good reason.

i can’t help it. i get hungry.

no.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Okay, wait answer my question, was I really quiet or were you just focused?

Get your own food with your adult money and stop stealing from children.

Yes.

[redhoodisalive]

i was focused.

how aboutttt no?

no.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Kewlio.

How about you get an actual job and pay for your own food?

Fine.

[redhoodisalive]

i do have a job and i pay for my own food.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Since when????

Prove it, gay man.

[redhoodisalive]

since forever. i’m a crime boss and i make myself dinner every night.

WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME GAY MAN!?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

A REAL job. One that’s legal.

Because you are one. Ur a boykisser.

[redhoodisalive]

i make a shit ton of money. i don’t care.

where’s your evidence?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

*Clears throat aggressively*

Also I caught this the other day

[redhoodisalive]

so? friends sleep like that.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Oh honey…. No they don’t.. give me ONE example

[redhoodisalive]

whatever. we’re dating. you caught me.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Oh I already knew that.

I call being flower girl at your wedding

[redhoodisalive]

but how else did you know?

lian would be the flower girl.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Well, first of all, I’ve seen you two kiss, and two, your bedroom has security. All the rooms have cameras.

Can I be ring bearer then?

[redhoodisalive]

what.

maybe.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

You didn’t know that? They’re not even that well hidden. I dismantled the one in my room.

[redhoodisalive]

you’ve seen everything?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Some stuff. If it’s gross, I’ll stop looking, but otherwise, yeah, a fair amount.

[redhoodisalive]

what did you find?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

You guys kiss a lot. Like, more than Mamma and Dad. It’s cute ☺️

[deadmanrunning]

WALLLYYYYYYYYYY!! WE NEED A OTTER🥹😭😭😭😭

OKAY BUT WE HAVE TO GET TWO SO THEY CAN HOLD HANDS

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Or, alternate theory, have a child.

(I WANNA BE AN AUNT PLSSSSS)

[xxdickiebirdxx]

*spits out water, chokes, COUGH*

WHAT!?

Cece, WE CANNOT-

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Yes. Yes you can.

[xxdickiebirdxx]

HOW COULD WE POSSIBLY DO THAT??😖

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

We live in a world of meta-humans, aliens, and literal gods, and you think two men having a baby is impossible?

[xxdickiebirdxx]

YOU want us to have one BIOLOGICALLY?!

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

I’m sure you could make it work.

[xxdickiebirdxx]

GIRL-

I-

I DON'T EVEN KNOW-

WHAT-?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Again. Meta-humans, genetic cloning, aliens, and gods.

Mpreg can’t be that far-fetched.

[xxdickiebirdxx]

WE AREN'T EVEN READY TO HAVE KIDS!? EVEN IF WE COULD- WE'RE ONLY DATING AND LIVE IN SEPARATE APARTMENTS!?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Then get married?

[xxdickiebirdxx]

NOT READY FOR THAT?? THERE'S MULTIPLE MISSING STEPS-

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Frick the missing steps. Ya get a priest or rabbi or whatever you wanna use, ya get a venue, ya kiss, boom bang, the end. Congrats, you’re wed.

[xxdickiebirdxx]

CECE- WE'RE TAKING IT SLOW-

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

THEN TAKE IT FASTER????

[redhoodisalive]

what the fuck does chud mean? it means ugly, right?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

It means you’re ugly, lazy, probably a incel, live with your parents, and do nothing but eat and play video games (usually League of Legends).

Have I become this family’s slang/brainrot translator?

[redhoodisalive]

i’m not any of that!

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Didn’t say you were, dipshit. Literally just gave the definition.

Also you do eat our food and spend Dad’s money…

And also..

[redhoodisalive]

i don’t eat your food or spend bruce’s money.

that’s my son.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Don’t even TRY to lie to me. I was standing right behind you when you used his card to buy more jackets. I was just silent. Either I’m really quiet when I wanna be or you were too locked in to notice me.

You literally stole an apple out of my hand before. Twice.

I’m stealing your son. He’s mine now.

[redhoodisalive]

that’s true. but it was for a good reason.

i can’t help it. i get hungry.

no.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Okay, wait answer my question, was I really quiet or were you just focused?

Get your own food with your adult money and stop stealing from children.

Yes.

[redhoodisalive]

i was focused.

how aboutttt no?

no.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Kewlio.

How about you get an actual job and pay for your own food?

Fine.

[redhoodisalive]

i do have a job and i pay for my own food.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Since when????

Prove it, gay man.

[redhoodisalive]

since forever. i’m a crime boss and i make myself dinner every night.

WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME GAY MAN!?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

A REAL job. One that’s legal.

Because you are one. Ur a boykisser.

[redhoodisalive]

i make a shit ton of money. i don’t care.

where’s your evidence?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

*Clears throat aggressively*

Also I caught this the other day

[redhoodisalive]

so? friends sleep like that.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Oh honey…. No they don’t.. give me ONE example

[redhoodisalive]

whatever. we’re dating. you caught me.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Oh I already knew that.

I call being flower girl at your wedding

[redhoodisalive]

but how else did you know?

lian would be the flower girl.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Well, first of all, I’ve seen you two kiss, and two, your bedroom has security. All the rooms have cameras.

Can I be ring bearer then?

[redhoodisalive]

what.

maybe.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

You didn’t know that? They’re not even that well hidden. I dismantled the one in my room.

[redhoodisalive]

you’ve seen everything?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Some stuff. If it’s gross, I’ll stop looking, but otherwise, yeah, a fair amount.

[deadmanrunning]

WALLLYYYYYYYYYY!! WE NEED A OTTER🥹😭😭😭😭

OKAY BUT WE HAVE TO GET TWO SO THEY CAN HOLD HANDS

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Or, alternate theory, have a child.

(I WANNA BE AN AUNT PLSSSSS)

[xxdickiebirdxx]

*spits out water, chokes, COUGH*

WHAT!?

Cece, WE CANNOT-

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Yes. Yes you can.

[xxdickiebirdxx]

HOW COULD WE POSSIBLY DO THAT??😖

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

We live in a world of meta-humans, aliens, and literal gods, and you think two men having a baby is impossible?

[xxdickiebirdxx]

YOU want us to have one BIOLOGICALLY?!

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

I’m sure you could make it work.

[xxdickiebirdxx]

GIRL-

I-

I DON'T EVEN KNOW-

WHAT-?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Again. Meta-humans, genetic cloning, aliens, and gods.

Mpreg can’t be that far-fetched.

[xxdickiebirdxx]

WE AREN'T EVEN READY TO HAVE KIDS!? EVEN IF WE COULD- WE'RE ONLY DATING AND LIVE IN SEPARATE APARTMENTS!?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Then get married?

[xxdickiebirdxx]

NOT READY FOR THAT?? THERE'S MULTIPLE MISSING STEPS-

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Frick the missing steps. Ya get a priest or rabbi or whatever you wanna use, ya get a venue, ya kiss, boom bang, the end. Congrats, you’re wed.

[redhoodisalive]

what the fuck does chud mean? it means ugly, right?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

It means you’re ugly, lazy, probably a incel, live with your parents, and do nothing but eat and play video games (usually League of Legends).

Have I become this family’s slang/brainrot translator?

[redhoodisalive]

i’m not any of that!

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Didn’t say you were, dipshit. Literally just gave the definition.

Also you do eat our food and spend Dad’s money…

And also..

[redhoodisalive]

i don’t eat your food or spend bruce’s money.

that’s my son.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Don’t even TRY to lie to me. I was standing right behind you when you used his card to buy more jackets. I was just silent. Either I’m really quiet when I wanna be or you were too locked in to notice me.

You literally stole an apple out of my hand before. Twice.

I’m stealing your son. He’s mine now.

[redhoodisalive]

that’s true. but it was for a good reason.

i can’t help it. i get hungry.

no.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Okay, wait answer my question, was I really quiet or were you just focused?

Get your own food with your adult money and stop stealing from children.

Yes.

[redhoodisalive]

i was focused.

how aboutttt no?

no.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Kewlio.

How about you get an actual job and pay for your own food?

Fine.

[redhoodisalive]

i do have a job and i pay for my own food.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Since when????

Prove it, gay man.

[redhoodisalive]

since forever. i’m a crime boss and i make myself dinner every night.

WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME GAY MAN!?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

A REAL job. One that’s legal.

Because you are one. Ur a boykisser.

[redhoodisalive]

i make a shit ton of money. i don’t care.

where’s your evidence?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

*Clears throat aggressively*

Also I caught this the other day

[redhoodisalive]

so? friends sleep like that.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Oh honey…. No they don’t.. give me ONE example

[redhoodisalive]

whatever. we’re dating. you caught me.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Oh I already knew that.

I call being flower girl at your wedding

[redhoodisalive]

but how else did you know?

lian would be the flower girl.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Well, first of all, I’ve seen you two kiss, and two, your bedroom has security. All the rooms have cameras.

Can I be ring bearer then?

[redhoodisalive]

what.

maybe.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

You didn’t know that? They’re not even that well hidden. I dismantled the one in my room.

[deadmanrunning]

WALLLYYYYYYYYYY!! WE NEED A OTTER🥹😭😭😭😭

OKAY BUT WE HAVE TO GET TWO SO THEY CAN HOLD HANDS

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Or, alternate theory, have a child.

(I WANNA BE AN AUNT PLSSSSS)

[xxdickiebirdxx]

*spits out water, chokes, COUGH*

WHAT!?

Cece, WE CANNOT-

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Yes. Yes you can.

[xxdickiebirdxx]

HOW COULD WE POSSIBLY DO THAT??😖

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

We live in a world of meta-humans, aliens, and literal gods, and you think two men having a baby is impossible?

[xxdickiebirdxx]

YOU want us to have one BIOLOGICALLY?!

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

I’m sure you could make it work.

[xxdickiebirdxx]

GIRL-

I-

I DON'T EVEN KNOW-

WHAT-?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Again. Meta-humans, genetic cloning, aliens, and gods.

Mpreg can’t be that far-fetched.

[xxdickiebirdxx]

WE AREN'T EVEN READY TO HAVE KIDS!? EVEN IF WE COULD- WE'RE ONLY DATING AND LIVE IN SEPARATE APARTMENTS!?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Then get married?

[redhoodisalive]

what the fuck does chud mean? it means ugly, right?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

It means you’re ugly, lazy, probably a incel, live with your parents, and do nothing but eat and play video games (usually League of Legends).

Have I become this family’s slang/brainrot translator?

[redhoodisalive]

i’m not any of that!

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Didn’t say you were, dipshit. Literally just gave the definition.

Also you do eat our food and spend Dad’s money…

And also..

[redhoodisalive]

i don’t eat your food or spend bruce’s money.

that’s my son.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Don’t even TRY to lie to me. I was standing right behind you when you used his card to buy more jackets. I was just silent. Either I’m really quiet when I wanna be or you were too locked in to notice me.

You literally stole an apple out of my hand before. Twice.

I’m stealing your son. He’s mine now.

[redhoodisalive]

that’s true. but it was for a good reason.

i can’t help it. i get hungry.

no.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Okay, wait answer my question, was I really quiet or were you just focused?

Get your own food with your adult money and stop stealing from children.

Yes.

[redhoodisalive]

i was focused.

how aboutttt no?

no.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Kewlio.

How about you get an actual job and pay for your own food?

Fine.

[redhoodisalive]

i do have a job and i pay for my own food.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Since when????

Prove it, gay man.

[redhoodisalive]

since forever. i’m a crime boss and i make myself dinner every night.

WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME GAY MAN!?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

A REAL job. One that’s legal.

Because you are one. Ur a boykisser.

[redhoodisalive]

i make a shit ton of money. i don’t care.

where’s your evidence?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

*Clears throat aggressively*

Also I caught this the other day

[redhoodisalive]

so? friends sleep like that.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Oh honey…. No they don’t.. give me ONE example

[redhoodisalive]

whatever. we’re dating. you caught me.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Oh I already knew that.

I call being flower girl at your wedding

[redhoodisalive]

but how else did you know?

lian would be the flower girl.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Well, first of all, I’ve seen you two kiss, and two, your bedroom has security. All the rooms have cameras.

Can I be ring bearer then?

[deadmanrunning]

WALLLYYYYYYYYYY!! WE NEED A OTTER🥹😭😭😭😭

OKAY BUT WE HAVE TO GET TWO SO THEY CAN HOLD HANDS

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Or, alternate theory, have a child.

(I WANNA BE AN AUNT PLSSSSS)

[xxdickiebirdxx]

*spits out water, chokes, COUGH*

WHAT!?

Cece, WE CANNOT-

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Yes. Yes you can.

[xxdickiebirdxx]

HOW COULD WE POSSIBLY DO THAT??😖

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

We live in a world of meta-humans, aliens, and literal gods, and you think two men having a baby is impossible?

[xxdickiebirdxx]

YOU want us to have one BIOLOGICALLY?!

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

I’m sure you could make it work.

[xxdickiebirdxx]

GIRL-

I-

I DON'T EVEN KNOW-

WHAT-?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Again. Meta-humans, genetic cloning, aliens, and gods.

Mpreg can’t be that far-fetched.

[redhoodisalive]

what the fuck does chud mean? it means ugly, right?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

It means you’re ugly, lazy, probably a incel, live with your parents, and do nothing but eat and play video games (usually League of Legends).

Have I become this family’s slang/brainrot translator?

[redhoodisalive]

i’m not any of that!

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Didn’t say you were, dipshit. Literally just gave the definition.

Also you do eat our food and spend Dad’s money…

And also..

[redhoodisalive]

i don’t eat your food or spend bruce’s money.

that’s my son.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Don’t even TRY to lie to me. I was standing right behind you when you used his card to buy more jackets. I was just silent. Either I’m really quiet when I wanna be or you were too locked in to notice me.

You literally stole an apple out of my hand before. Twice.

I’m stealing your son. He’s mine now.

[redhoodisalive]

that’s true. but it was for a good reason.

i can’t help it. i get hungry.

no.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Okay, wait answer my question, was I really quiet or were you just focused?

Get your own food with your adult money and stop stealing from children.

Yes.

[redhoodisalive]

i was focused.

how aboutttt no?

no.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Kewlio.

How about you get an actual job and pay for your own food?

Fine.

[redhoodisalive]

i do have a job and i pay for my own food.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Since when????

Prove it, gay man.

[redhoodisalive]

since forever. i’m a crime boss and i make myself dinner every night.

WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME GAY MAN!?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

A REAL job. One that’s legal.

Because you are one. Ur a boykisser.

[redhoodisalive]

i make a shit ton of money. i don’t care.

where’s your evidence?

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

*Clears throat aggressively*

Also I caught this the other day

[redhoodisalive]

so? friends sleep like that.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Oh honey…. No they don’t.. give me ONE example

[redhoodisalive]

whatever. we’re dating. you caught me.

[cecelia-kyle-wayne]

Oh I already knew that.

I call being flower girl at your wedding