Red Robin

he/him “the smart one”

[actuallyredrobin]

@timblrdrake is so hot and cool you all agree right?

[actuallyredrobin]

isnt it so romantic that you and tim drake share a birthday

i know right? #couplegoals

[actuallyredrobin]

i thought bats didnt lay eggs 🤔

oh well must be nothing, congrats on hatching out!

they don’t usually, but we’re all birds, so sacrifices must be made

[greaterthansuperman]

You laid an egg???

[actuallyredrobin]

☝️Batman laid an egg, i just hatched from it.

[actuallyredrobin]

i thought bats didnt lay eggs 🤔

oh well must be nothing, congrats on hatching out!

they don’t usually, but we’re all birds, so sacrifices must be made

[actuallyredrobin]

did batman birth you and and all the other robins

he sure did! he laid eggs and we all hatched out :)

[timblrdrake]

I DON'T CARE THAT HE'S THE FREAKING RED HOOD. I NEED THAT ANNOYING TANK OBLITERATED 🤬🤬🤬🤬

God, his ass is so flat 😍😍😍. Put me in the game, boss, because I'll swan dive in anyway. MMMM. Somehow even sexier than that guy who was running around as Red Robin for a bit. Fuckin' hate the guy (Red Hood), though. Annoying ass motherfucker. Hope he dies of trenchfoot. Fuckin' dickhead. Would if I could, despite it, anyway.

this was a rollercoaster i want off of immediately

so… im gathering you’re … not a fan

[actuallyredrobin]

im grateful for the (Red Hood) clarification though i dont want to be on the receiving end of this kind of… hatred ? lust? strangeness.

[actuallyredrobin]

it’s always “that was irresponsible red robin” and “don’t do that again without telling me first” and never “wow you looked really cool when you jumped off that building”

[bornduckyunigeek16]

I love Tim so much guys. You don't even understand. He's just so funny and real sometimes. And I love that one of the tags was "it was in the plan sorry no one pays attention to the middle child" because of course he planned jumping off a building. Of course it wasn't that the plan messed up somewhere along the way and he ended up having to jump of a building, no he planned that. Of course he would mess up his very elaborate multi step contingency plan. Of course he didn't see anything wrong with this and therefore showed the plan to his family and of course they just didn't pay attention. Or another option is that he knew that they would see something wrong with him jumping off a building but also knew they wouldn't pay attention to him or notice when he mentioned it when going over the plan. Ahhhh! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!

[timblrdrake]

Gotham City PSA:

please stop leaving homemade snacks out for the vigilantes, they keep eating them which is STUPID and UNSAFE

they think it’s sooooo funny to eat them just because Red Robin tells them not to

please put an end to his suffering

[just-a-tiredgothamite]

It does not stop them if the snacks are inside either...

Plus for having masks they are SURPRISINGLY good at puppy eyes, it's hard not to put nothing out yk...

[actuallyredrobin]

the other night NW was talking about a snack he was “given” and he basically described breaking and entering to raid someone’s fridge

[scleraphone]

breaking the cycle

[habitrabit]

really off my game today, cracked a fuckin rib.

[irl-batsignal]

pro tip, dont do that

[actuallyredrobin]

pro tip, crack the same rib on the other side to even it out

[actuallyredrobin]

Are you though

are you actually red robin

or just someone with a really good cosplay 🤨

i am ACTUALLY red robin, yeah

[thebestwondergirl]

how do I know you arent a really good liar impersonating my friend 🤨

[actuallyredrobin]

why would i choose to be this way

[actuallyredrobin]

Are you though

are you actually red robin

or just someone with a really good cosplay 🤨

i am ACTUALLY red robin, yeah

[actuallyredrobin]

happy batman day!

my favorite batman moment was probably when he became my dad but he did a cool flip the other day so maybe that

[actuallyredrobin]

Would you maybe perhaps be willing to rp with one of my DC oc’s on his blog @otisclawthorn

if ur not comfortable with that it’s fine!!😅

ooc

hii, this blog is connected to/in universe run by @timblrdrake who is 18 and has 2 partners! i’m definitely open to interacting and rp, but a romance is unlikely

if you still want to interact, shoot me a dm and we can talk about what you’re aiming for :)

[timblrdrake]

happy birthday red robin

[cloveang3l]

you both have the same birthday, is that a soulmate thing?

[timblrdrake]

i’d like to think so

[actuallyredrobin]

….no…

[actuallyredrobin]

TIM

it’s actually ROBIN but i get that a lot

[thebestwondergirl]

Sure buddy

I’m bored 😔

[actuallyredrobin]

do you want to hang out 👁️👁️

[thebestwondergirl]

YES

my wife is too busy with her switch to pay attention to me </3

[actuallyredrobin]

why don’t we play on my switch right next to her and visibly have more fun

she’ll have no choice but to join us trust me

[actuallyredrobin]

TIM

it’s actually ROBIN but i get that a lot

[thebestwondergirl]

Sure buddy

I’m bored 😔

[actuallyredrobin]

do you want to hang out 👁️👁️