im only an original

"Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work"

[small-town-equestrian]

so i’ve been taking photos for quite some time now but this

is quite possibly

my fAVORITE PICTURE EVER

[babyanimalgifs]

[saintlukas]

Dead ass the best post on this entire site. Don’t fight me on this

[just-shower-thoughts]

Farming is converting energy you can’t use into energy you can use. (ie we can’t use the energy from the sun, but we can use it to grow an apple, which is energy we can use.)

[oomshi]

[catsaresocuteicanteven]

You walk out in the pink one, listen to the police, gasp demurely, then say “excuse me for a moment” and come back out in the black one.  Sounds reasonable and completely unsuspicious.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Most kids without siblings wish that they did while a lot of kids with siblings wish that they didn’t.

[just-shower-responses]

having siblings is fun until they start stealing your fucking clothes

[shaaknaa]

You know you have the right to steal your clothes back?

[just-shower-responses]

i dont think i do if theyre wearing it at that moment

[mojojax2500]

That’s cowards talk

[just-shower-responses]

im not about to strip my own sister

[just-shower-thoughts]

[123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202]

this is the funniest fucking thing ive ever seen

[pkpaulshow]

[supposedlystacy]

me: hey! we close in four minutes just so you know!

customer: okay! :)

customer:

[weaver-z]

Not to be freaky on main but does anyone else literally not perceive the D in the Disney logo as the letter D? I have to concentrate my full attention on it to stop seeing it as a fucked up backwards G. When I read the actual logo in my head, I read it as “_isney” or “G(?)isney” because my brain doesn’t want to mentally pronounce the “unidentifiable letter.” What is wrong with me,

[weaver-z]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[doona-baes]

coronavirus preparedness starter pack

[mariacallous]

What the fuck

[hieronymouscock]

country boys make do

[angrytrini]

[ruinedchildhood]

[weedpoop]

if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy

[theforce]

U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink

[manjoum]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW JUST

SHE DON’T WANT NO CHECKERS TONIGHT

[valtsv]

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

[bombing]

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated