army surplus warrior

cute thing, call me rude thing

[onlybreathingboy]

☆ intro post ☆

hi im max, 17 years old, he/him

this is my boyblog. i post about whatever

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i like old horror games, taxidermy, reading, depressing music, collecting cds, americana, cigs, and men

id sell my soul for calico critters

dms and asks are open. please reach out i want friends and i love love love chatting with people. talk to me about classic lit or how much you want to fuck me idc

books: absalom absalom!, a picture of dorian gray, kafka, crime and punishment, distant star, martyr!, we have always lived in the castle, human acts, east of eden, the grapes of wrath, midnight in the garden of good and evil

games: resident evil (!!!), silent hill, alone in the dark, diablo, eternal darkness: sanity's requirem, cult of the lamb, doom, outlast, blue prince

music: elliott smith, leonard choen, tim buckley, mojave 3 simon and garfunkel, car seat headrest, alex g, adrianne lenker, brand new, the used, mazzy star, the smiths, fiona apple, lana del rey, mitski, modern baseball, american football, merchant ships, the front bottoms, marietta, jeff buckely, the smashing pumpkins, slowdive, oasis

movies: my own private idaho, into the wild, leviticus, zero day, saw franchise, mysterious skin, brokeback mountain, but im a cheerleader, maurice, god's own country, gone girl, beautiful boy, power of the dog, silence of the lambs, jennifer's body

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[dumbdoegirl]

btw i’ll fawn whenevr u hit me. you don’t have to worry abt me telling anyone cuz ill look at you (and think of you) like god. okay?

[onlybreathingboy]

you are so friggin cute, i dunno if i want to kiss your tummy or grab ur waist and grind on you.. maybe both.

yay!! you could do both...

[onlybreathingboy]

new user ahhhhhh!!! i wanted it to be some variation of the only living boy (simon and garfunkel reference 😋😋) but they were all taken but i came up with this and its okay i guess.....

[onlybreathingboy]

fuck you blank/empty blogs that took the users i wanted KILL YOURSELVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[onlybreathingboy]

i have my black cherry tea im listening to lana its raining im grading exams and when i get bored of that im reading research articles

[onlybreathingboy]

do you think he hates me? i think he hates me

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you work at the poop factory too???

[onlybreathingboy]

yes we are literally coworkers how could you forget

[onlybreathingboy]

hmmmmmm what moot should i bother now 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[onlybreathingboy]

if im sending you random annoying shit in your asks that means i love you and were friends and we shoukd make out

[onlybreathingboy]

panem et circenses

[onlybreathingboy]

waist pics later today 😳😳😳

[onlybreathingboy]

I wanna plant my face in your tummy and honk shoo honk shoo

okay okay we can nap together i will shimimimimi shimimimimi. you can get head pats too

[onlybreathingboy]

bulking for muscle gain only requires increasing your calorie and protein intake. I very much recommend plain Greek yogurt with a fruit and protein powder.

my biggest issue is that i lead a VERY active lifestyle, so i already have to eat a lot to just maintain my weight. im pretty solid on my protein intake, but i think id have to start consuming ~500 more calories daily to just begin bulking and idk how to pull them out of my ass. i cant just increase my portion sizes because that stresses me out. yogurt and fruit is a great idea though, especially since i could squeeze it in between meals, thank you!!

[onlybreathingboy]

i wish i could bulk but idk how and food is scary so im just stuck like this

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i wanna spend money on a boy. i wanna get him silly little gifts. i wanna give him chocolates and candies and other miscellaneous treats. i wanna get him cool stickers for his water bottle. i wanna take him out for breakfast or lunch or dinner or dessert. get him ice cream. get him a video game. get him a cd or a vinyl record. get him a funny little hat we find at the mall. yeah.