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@onlyincorrectquotesinthebuilding
HOW DID I NOT REALIZE THAT IT'S THE SEVENTH
IT'S THE SEVENTH IT'S THE SEVENTH IT'S THE SEVENTH THERE ARE MORE EPISODES TO WATCH-
TO CELEBRATE, EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT SURE IF I'LL GET ANY TAKERS, I'LL OPEN UP SUBMISSIONS! ALSO, I'LL BE DOING MORE YELLING LATER! That was a given. But it's ALSO a given for the sake of celebrating.
HOW DID I NOT REALIZE THAT IT'S THE SEVENTH
IT'S THE SEVENTH IT'S THE SEVENTH IT'S THE SEVENTH THERE ARE MORE EPISODES TO WATCH-
Oliver: God must think me a jester to bestow upon me the gift of eyelids and yet they only ever seem to find themselves open to gaze upon THIS ABSOLUTE CRAP.
Mabel: I would say I should quit while I'm ahead, but I'm not.
Oliver: You're not ahead, or you're not quitting?
Mabel: ...Both.
Charles-Haden: You think this situation is bad? Picture growing up in an orphanage in Nova Scotia.
Mabel: You grew up in an orphanage in Nova Scotia?
Charles-Haden: I didn't say that, I said picture it.
Oliver: What are your pronouns? So I know what kind of monarch to call you.
Oliver: Why would you give the suspect a knife?!
Charles-Haden: They felt unsafe.
Oliver: Well, now I feel unsafe.
Charles-Haden:
Charles-Haden: Would you also like a knife?
Oliver: [takes off a hat to reveal a smaller, sparkly, secret hat underneath] Does this answer your question?
Mabel: I never even asked a question.
Oliver: What’s the expression? Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice... fiddle-dee-dee.
Charles-Haden: Fool me once, and I’ll be fooled for a day. Teach me how to fool people and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life.
Oliver: Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice.
Charles-Haden: I do believe that’s the expression.
Mabel: [concluding an explanation of their plan] Any questions?
Oliver: Very important question. Who would win in a race between a snail and a worm?
Mabel: I meant- [sighs] The worm.
Oliver: Yes! Worms rule!
Charles-Haden: This is terrible. What if that was ME?
Charles-Haden: [Looking at a corpse which has just dropped out of a fridge.]
Charles-Haden: Do you think I could fit in there? I couldn't fit in there. I'd be livid.
Mabel: I'd like to think that if it were you, you would've had something more to say about getting shoved in a fridge, Charles.
Oliver: Oh! Hey...! What are you doing here?
Charles-Haden: On the contrary, what are you doing here? This is my apartment, after all.
Charles-Haden: [locked in a room with Oliver] Ugh! Now we’re gonna be stuck here for hours!
Oliver: [softly] Chaaarles...
Charles-Haden: [takes a deep breath] Don’t say you have to pee.
Oliver:
Oliver: ...I won’t say it...
Mabel: [sweetly, to the officer] Please let me go. I’m just a sweet little girl who got caught up with the wrong crowd.
Second officer: [arriving out of breath] How did you get out of the handcuffs?
Mabel: [back in her normal voice] Ah, just a trick I learned in... uh... Girl Scouts.
Oliver: I enjoy pizza very much. Except for the cheese part. And the sauce part. And the crust part.
Mabel: What part do you like?
Oliver: The box! And the little plastic table thingy in the middle. It makes me feel like a giant.
Bunny: Don’t go picking a fight with me. I could make your life difficult.
Mabel: [sarcastically] Wow. I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life.
Aaaaand that's it for my first day of posting! Oh my word, I can't wait to see how this show turns out.