Smile

Until your cheeks hurt

[pleatedjeans]

via

[huffylemon]

“he gave me bacon”

“i love bacon”

“i love him”

[phoneticfrenetic-deactivated201]

My mum always says “sometimes you don’t adopt a cat. sometimes a cat adopts you”

[adigitalmagician]

Sometimes?

[jumpingjacktrash]

congratulations on your new cat

[catsbeaversandducks]

Super-realistic!

By poorly drawn cats

[obama-biden-memes]

it didn’t ended well the last time

[macleod]

WHY IS MY AVATAR THE FIRST ONE ON THERE 

[mirandaadria]

[hello-pet-deactivated20130113]

“Wrong Century” by Tomas Kucerovsky

the look of wistfulness on her face just punches me straight in the heart

[emmettshearer-deactivated201707]

this is literally my favorite piece that ever comes up on tumblr and if you want me to change my mind well then goOD LUCK WITH THAT

[katswenski]

[reverseracism]

Exactly.

[homeisaplaceinthehills]

[tiptons-blog]

[niceshibe]

i can be your angle…. or yuor devil

[hipsterthugz-deactivated2016040]

[epic-humor]

Noel Cruz custom repaints factory dolls into life like works of art. Recently his Katniss Everdeen custom painted doll sold on eBay for $2,500. Check out his work here [X]

[mhysa-daenerystargaryen]

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.

[smoothsister-deactivated2016032]

OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN READING THIS FOR MONTHS NOW I GET IT

[thegreatbigfourmain]

I DONT GET IT

[tastefullyoffensive]

She knows she’s fabulous. (via kerbiegibbs)

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041]

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

[nevergenders]

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

[scumbagsblog]

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

[likeits1995]

SO PROUD

[ghost--ranger]

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

[crimezi]

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

[stars-for-thought]

We will all protect the small one.

[mhysa-daenerystargaryen]

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.

[smoothsister-deactivated2016032]

OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN READING THIS FOR MONTHS NOW I GET IT

[thegreatbigfourmain]

I DONT GET IT

[augerer]

will anything ever be as iconic and savage as when sally jackson, percy jackson’s mother, used the decapitated head of the medusa to turn her abusive husband to stone, and then sold him as a statue to an art gallery to critical acclaim and used the resulting funds to pay to attend college and start her dream life as a writer

[darksilenceinsuburbia]

Xaviera López

xavieralopez.com

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

okay i made this post this morning and it has since had eighty two thousand notes, it’s been featured on reddit, facebook, twitter i’ve been sent multiple death threats and messages that i don’t even want to describe 

and i have to apologise

i’ve seen the error of my ways

straight boys are not ’weak and pathetic’ 

straight boys are weak, pathetic and fucking annoying

[thebobblehat]

I will reblog this every time I see it posted