im gay & i love pizza

(im 18+ but this is a food network blog) they/them pronouns please

[tedallen]

oh, to be a wonton in the fryer on chopped

[tedallen]

is there really food network sexuality drama? good grief, yall really get too pressed about other people's genders and sexualities

[choppedandfoodnetwork]

👎 I must say

[tedallen]

I gotta see frosted tips to make a judgement call

[choppedandfoodnetwork]

Me watching any episode of chopped/cutthroat kitchen

[foodnetwork-fandom]

Why is Geoffrey Zacharian not trust worthy?

look into his eyes

[tawaretsampleleftelbow]

Not for too long tho

[choppedandfoodnetwork]

Getting Straight Married To America’s Favorite Food Network Host Ted Allen

[tedallen]

its not an immediate disqualification...

[tedallen]

mirepoix is extremely sexy

[tedallen]

everything I've ever said about food not being sexy is a lie

[tedallen]

mirepoix is extremely sexy

[tedallen]

maybe someday I'll have cable

maybe someday I'll watch food network live again

til then 😔

How do yall feel about zumbo?

[tedallen]

Okay same though. I genuinely really enjoy seeing candace on a show that is well made, showing that cupcake wars was just a nightmare for no real reason

[tedallen]

maybe someday I'll have cable

maybe someday I'll watch food network live again

til then 😔

How do yall feel about zumbo?

[yiffaltonbrown]

Can we collectively crowdsource a list, akin to “episodes of beat bobby flay where bobby flay loses”, but it’s “episodes of chopped/cutthroat kitchen where the infuriatingly misogynistic male chefs DO NOT WIN”

[yiffaltonbrown]

because i have now skipped three episodes in a row where the only female chef is eliminated before any of the male chefs and it is so…. tiresome

[tedallen]

PLEASE it's so hard to watch shit like that

[sadlittleowl]

Untitled Goose Meringue

[tedallen]

Give me your forbidden party-food knowledge so that I may absorb it

[tedallen]

There is nothing wrong with a lil ketchup on ur hot dog, just a lil… ketchup for ur dog

[duckromancy]

Former Chicagoan here. I don’t disagree, but keep that shit on the DL. Showing it off is tantamount to public indecency in northern IL

[tedallen]

I’ll have to remember not to show off my ketchup covered weiner in Illinois

[tedallen]

I’m hiding from all you northern Illinois people, eating my ketchup dog in total darkness, and ruining my white shirt and it’s all because you are judging me

[more-choices]

I’m from northern Illinois and this is bullshit the only thing that being from there affects when it comes to hotdogs is whether you can tolerate non-Vienna beef “hotdogs” or as I like to call it “trash”

Condiments are just by your taste buds. It’s not like Portillos bans ketchup on their hotdogs. But what are their hotdogs made of? Vienna beef

[tedallen]

I believe everything that anyone has ever said to me on the internet, so I don't know how to cope with this conflicting hot dog knowledge

[tedallen]

There is nothing wrong with a lil ketchup on ur hot dog, just a lil… ketchup for ur dog

[duckromancy]

Former Chicagoan here. I don’t disagree, but keep that shit on the DL. Showing it off is tantamount to public indecency in northern IL

[tedallen]

I’ll have to remember not to show off my ketchup covered weiner in Illinois

[tedallen]

I’m hiding from all you northern Illinois people, eating my ketchup dog in total darkness, and ruining my white shirt and it’s all because you are judging me

[tedallen]

In what situation would you require an image of a buff minion

researching the ideal man

[tedallen]

Big sauce is lying to you

Hidden Valley Ranch isn’t a real place

[pinkyisblue]

It is though, its in Santa Barbara county.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranch_dressing

[tedallen]

that’s just another one of Big Sauce’s lies

[nudityandnerdery]

If it was real and we knew where it was, it wouldn’t be a hidden valley ranch, would it?

[tedallen]

oh SHIT