[perks-of-being-chinese]

Oh you’re catholic? Name all the cats

[yesterdaysprint]

Boston Post, Massachusetts, April 28, 1895

[the-quasar-hero]

Me: *sees my rival*

Me: *ever so tenderly presses my forehead against them.*

Me: I hate you so fucking much

[insomniac-arrest]

controversial opinion

the sixth love language is ‘similar meme literacy’

[tokoshi-deactivated20191031]

a guy at work just called me bro

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

[forgottenchallenge]

Reblog if you are a magaphobe

[torontomapleleafs31]

We all need this photo in our life

[ampervadasz]

[evagoblin]

tryna relax during an anxiety attack

[hambaes-deactivated20151121]

if i ever give birth please dont tell me my baby looks just like me within the first 2 months cause i know that newborn look ugly as shit so unless you tryna square up dont speak

[giggle]

you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily

[angelwarm]

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

[angelwarm]

today is the day

[joshpeck]

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

[pukicho]

Me the first time dairy queen put my blizzard upside down 

[onlyonebutwo]

Why... is this flagged...

[zdeno]

why did this picture just ask me where the lamb sauce is

[soshesawildflowerxo-deactivated]

Don’t get me wrong, sex is great, but I would rather spend the night learning everything about you and hearing every story you have. To me, that’s far more intimate.

[blackamydunne1-deactivated20170]

Get this geek ass shit off my dashboard this bitch wants to get Railed !!!

[liasandersson-deactivated202001]

first to laugh loses (1/?)

[turbolainen]

canes reading tweets [x]

[werenski-deactivated20250730]

suited up