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watching fast 4 is kinda painful actually, because what do you mean they stole my baby boy's precocious gay swag?? why is he a (mostly) straight-laced government man???

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it's ok gang, he freed himself :D

ALSO SIDENOTE BUT brian driving dom's charger has gotta be the sluttiest thing he's done up til that point holy fucking shittttttttttttttttt

#it's like when in a fic character a invites character b to their house and the next morning they see character b wearing their shirt #and character a gets horny/possessive/protective/romantic/cuteness agression #fast and furious #brian o'conner #dominic toretto #chat do they have a ship name? bc i'm getting real fckn sick of typing out/thinking both their names

rip D.K (tokyo drift), you did in fact do allat, but also it was pretty gay when you shed a single tear with gritted teeth and vehemently denied to your uncle that your guy was swindling money

#tell me why they ain't got no slash fics on ao3 worth readin #like gang u don't even gotta search for the chem #they literally had some fucked gayass situationship gon on b4 redneck!brian o'connor showed up #sidenote: i have so. fucking. many. thoughts. abt him #like omgggggg bbg takashi if noone else gotchu i do i swear #tokyo drift #fast and furious #D.K tokyo drift #takashi #bbg omg do u not even have a tag on tumblr?

post!tokyo drift au wherein DK, having been kicked outta town flees to okinawa, bumming it in the fuckin boonies (his cousin's shitty, stupid town) and accidentally gets wrapped up in his cousin's wierd-ass skate-boarding street racing

#his cousin being adam ofc #altho ig it would be funny if he were cherry's cuz #bc lk #polar opposites #tokyo drift #d.k.#sk8 the infinity #does this mean anything to y'all chat?#like. are youse seein what i'm seein here?

watching fast 4 is kinda painful actually, because what do you mean they stole my baby boy's precocious gay swag?? why is he a (mostly) straight-laced government man???

#free him from this prison omg he wasn't meant to be a fed t-t #and let him have his surfer boy hair back #he looks bald #let my boy be the greasemonkey (affextionate) that he dreamt of bein in f2 #fast and furious #brian o'conner

lwk, the fast franchise fandom's kinda lacking,,, like y'all i cannae be the only one that wants to read about brian getting tortured by fuckface mcgee from f2, and yet, the fics, they be not there???!

#fast and furious #2 fast 2 furious #brian o'conner #idk what one might tag this as #but ngl gang the disappointment is reaaaallllll

kinda wondering what the fuck the pitch they gave rahat fateh ali khan was when they convinced him to make the soundtrack for apocalypto, which, first off, crazy pull on mel gibson's behalf imho,

second, hearing the soulful vocalisations and the instrument at Emotionally Tense Moments, Such As When People Died, really fuckin' threw me bc it sounded straight outta bollywood t-t

#rahat fateh ali khan #not actually sure what to tag this one actually bc i fear apocalypto is a wee bit obscure nowadays #cinema #hollywood #idfk #apocalypto

incredibly late to the game, but varang (avatar ash and fire) is much more of the evil metalhead that commits crimes type than evil femdom goth mommy conviction

#avatar ash and fire #varang #i mean she is also a femdom mommy #but she's not goth #i feel like her whole vibe opposes gothness #she'd scoff at it

it's kinda crazy actually how avatar 3 still somehow draws the sexy = evil allusion with a race of aliens that are all mostly naked

#like #some of it is body language #but some of it is also clothes somehow?#and the way they speak also i suppose #avatar fire and ash #avatar 3 #mangkwan clan #varang

sherlock who wonders when his father stopped loving them; if it were somehow his own fault, being such a demanding child; if his memories lied; if their father ever loved them at all- those evenings spent after dinner, or the hot sticky summers-

mycroft who knows that their father always had a capacity for cruelty; for cold, calculated actions; knows that their father showed his best face to sherlock; knows that worst of all, that the man they thought they knew was not a complete facade.

#i'm having thoughts about the holmeses again and it's making me feel insane #guy ritchie you absolute bastard how dare you show them to be so blissfully happy only to ruin it all #they make me unwell #silas holmes is lucky he's not real ong #hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr #young sherlock 2026 #young sherlock spoilers #sherlock homes #mycroft holmes #<- poor baby absolutely had the chance to see the worse sides of silas being the oldest sibling by a good few years #cordelia isn't so reliab;e on account of her being in a mental institute for the last ten years ofc #silas holmes

i think it would be really silly if sherlock started hallucinating his dad in season two.

sillier even if he sometimes forgets what happened in season one and still instinctively reaches for his dad, for the comfort of his childhood, only to be brought back to his miserable reality

#young sherlock 2026 #sherlock holmes #silas holmes #do we think he saw the body chat?#also he should totes quote macbeth #for no other reason than i thought of banquo's ghost while writing this lol

slight canon divergence where busting sherlock takes a wee bit longer than in that show, and within that time sherlock finds himself under threat of being sent to an asylum because his hallucinations got worse.

so when moriarty does eventually rescue his man, he worries that maybe he took too long

#the show needs to make my boy more unwell actually #and i hope they do in s2 #anyhow i think that sherly's abso-fuckin-lutely terrified of bein' comitted the way his mom were #bc he's seen what;s become of her #what happens to people who go mad #and he believes he toes the edge of sanity tentatively #characters inheriting the worst traits/illnesses of their parents is my kink ig #young sherlock 2026 #sherlock holmes

imagine dying a thousand times for a cause you do not remember, a god you no longer know and only after everything has ended and the dust has settled that your memory returns and you realize that he slipped through your fingers once more

#this post is abt yoo junghyuk btw #orv #orv epilogue spoilers #orv novel spoilers #omniscient reader's viewpoint #tfw when you love the narrative but the narrative decided to doom itself and thus you too are doomed bc you would follow it #to the edges of the universe #joongdok #dokjoong

joongdok 🤝the doctor/river song

meeting your respective partner for the first time, but they're reaching the end of their story

#joongdok #the doctor x river song #i mean obviously it's not quite as simple for joongdok but the sentiment is there #orv novel spoilers #orv spoilers #dw #doctor who #yoo junghyuk #kim dokja #the doctor #ricer song #dr who

it's kinda fucked up that yoo junghyuk never got the chance to know kim dokja the way that kim dokja knows him

#dokjoong #orv spoilers #orv novel spoilers #orv epilogue spoilers #you could argue that for the longest time #kdj knew yjh better than yjh knew himself #orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint

there's something tragically poetic in the way that yoo junghyuk and kim dokja both learn every little secret about each other through stories and through this they stay close

#orv novel #orv novel spoilers #i csn't be bothered to explain it more but like #kim dokja learnt everything about twsa's yjh through the novel #and kdj concealed so much about himself that the only way that yjh could learn something true abt kdj is through his companion's story and #not kdj's own words #atleast not most of the time #omniscient reader's viewpoint #joongdok #kim dokja #yoo junghyuk

anna croft and kim dokja are really similar now that i think about it, and i'm certain that the main/only reason that kim dokja dislikes her so much is because of what twsa says she did to yoo jungyuk

#i'm sure he's also projecting in part his own self hatred #idk if the novel ever acknowledges kdj's biasagainst her/their similarities #(from kdj's pov atleast)#can someone who's better at remembering the novel pls enlighten me #like i swear i'm cookin' with this post but i don't remmeber how or why t^t #orv #kim dokja #anna croft #omniscient reader's viewpoint

shipping easthies and qifrey together (in the toxic way) is so much more fun if you also headcanon that easthies was qifrey's biggest opp in the great halls btw

#i like the idea of easthies starting young with his Thing and making qifrey his first target (Thing being multiple... things btw)#and it's only until someone explains to him that it's better for qifrey to be in the halls bc of the circumstances of his being found #does easthies back down a bit #easthies #qifrey #witch hat atelier #easthies x qifrey #tongari boushi no atelier #this post is brought to you by: binging the manga and being abolsutely flabbergasted

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