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heyy! I'm Roxxxi 💅she/her👠 Bi-tch🌷 body age 23, my age 28 🦄, 🍸alwayz In a happy Daze🍃🚬

[coquettishpink]

[okaydays22]

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[onthe-roxxx]

[zeroluieland]

““People will stab you in your back and then ask why you’re bleeding.””

— unknown (via flawfulll)

[sugarbonesnostalgia]

FIGHT LIKE A GIRL ♥ exhibited at BOMB’S AWAY

[-sweetdeceit-]

[femme-fangtale]

istg once I get a job and money im so getting this one belt buckle I found that just says bitch in pink lettering and one of those snap on studded belts to put it on cause ohmygod it’s a need

[what-even-is-thiss]

I think a lot of people were raised being told that things are bad with no explanation as to why they’re bad and I don’t think I know enough about psychology to make any big statements about that

but anyways I think a lot of people see cheating on your partner as bad because they were just told that sex outside of your partner is bad or something but really cheating on your partner is bad because you had an agreement based on trust with them and you broke that trust so like why should they trust you with anything else now

[dragon-in-a-fez]

never going to be over that time I was trying to explain polyamory to my mum, and she said "I just don't understand how someone could be in love with two people at once" and I gave her my the-cognitive-dissonance-is-causing-me-physical-pain face and she said "what??" and I very quietly said "mother....you had an affair...."

[teaboot]

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

[teaboot]

Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"

4 year old me: why must we do this

Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"

4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect

[cryptotheism]

ct my friend im moving soon whats the scariest painting i can put in the bathroom

Francis Bacon portrait of Innocent X

[onthe-roxxx]

Perfect for the bathroom bc you'll be shitting when you see it

.....also what shitting w lactose intolerance feels like

[emolonersblog]

[brunettedollface]

[old-melissax77]

[sarahluxe]

[our-queer-experience]

ive been repeating this in my head all week. auntie likes wearing the strap…….