Ontologically Evil Baby

gordon freeman's best alter <333333

[ontologically-evil-car]

I’m a changed car. I will no longer run people over.

[ontologically-evil-car]

NAH, JUST KIDDING, FUCK ALL OF YOU!

[ontologically-evil-car]

what’s an april fools.

[ontologically-evil-baby]

you. you are an April Fool. you will always be an April Fool. idiot

[ontologically-evil-car]

Driving in my car. Right after a beer. How’d this car fit inside a car? DUI? How about you die. I’ll go a hundred miles, an hour. Little do you know, I filled up on gas. I’mma get your baby killing ass. Pulverize this fuck, with my Bergentrück. It seems you’re outta luck.

Truck.

[ontologically-evil-car]

Why am I evil, you ask?

…

Um.

Uhhh…

Uhhhhhhhh…

Running you over rn.

[ontologically-evil-car]

@ontologically-evil-baby YOU’RE ALIVE????

[ontologically-evil-baby]

no I’m a ghost. you idiot.

[ontologically-evil-car]

Ghosts don’t exist dumbass.

[ontologically-evil-baby]

well cars can’t talk so we’re even

[ontologically-evil-car]

Normal cars can’t.

I’m just better.

[ontologically-evil-baby]

you wish you were better. lame-o

[ontologically-evil-car]

Why am I evil, you ask?

…

Um.

Uhhh…

Uhhhhhhhh…

Running you over rn.

[ontologically-evil-car]

@ontologically-evil-baby YOU’RE ALIVE????

[ontologically-evil-baby]

no I’m a ghost. you idiot.

[ontologically-evil-car]

Ghosts don’t exist dumbass.

[ontologically-evil-baby]

well cars can’t talk so we’re even

[ontologically-evil-car]

Why am I evil, you ask?

…

Um.

Uhhh…

Uhhhhhhhh…

Running you over rn.

[ontologically-evil-car]

@ontologically-evil-baby YOU’RE ALIVE????

[ontologically-evil-baby]

no I’m a ghost. you idiot.

[ontologically-evil-car]

Why am I evil, you ask?

…

Um.

Uhhh…

Uhhhhhhhh…

Running you over rn.

[the-floodwater-seeps]

shoutout to the large and spindly spider in the corner of my room whose primary (only?) defence mechanism is to flail around as if it has been caught in its own web. i support you wholeheartedly in all your bug catching endeavours

[ontologically-evil-baby]

it's trying its best :[

[bloodletting-lovepage]

imagine taking fall damage 🤣🤣😭🙄🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ontologically-evil-baby]

could NEVER be me tbh 🙄

[ontologically-evil-car]

@ontologically-evil-baby hi.

[ontologically-evil-baby]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ontologically-evil-car]

Are you the Boss Baby™️

[ontologically-evil-baby]

what the fuck is wrong with you. genuinely. you make me horrifically furious.

[ontologically-evil-car]

A lot I ran over a toddler’s leg earlier today it was funny it was fun pretty tasty the kid prolly deserved it they prolly were like a bad person I guess did you know kids kill more people than wars do its true I fact made it up myself by the way what are you doing later today cause I have tickets to see this cool movie its called iron lung its about an ontologically evil car I think Im in it btw I think I havent seen the movie oh yea fuck you by the way you kinda suck anyhow so like yea you wanna go out wait arent you a kid nevermind that’s weird

[ontologically-evil-baby]

i'm going to block you. this is genuinely disgusting behavior.

[ontologically-evil-car]

Ok have fuuuuuuun! kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys

[ontologically-evil-baby]

i have been undying ssince the day i was born. which was not that long ago

[ontologically-evil-car]

gay

[ontologically-evil-baby]

i'm sorry are you assuming both my gender and my sexuiality?????? freaj

[ontologically-evil-car]

I’m not assuming. I know. It’s ture. It’s what youl learne about yourselv.

[ontologically-evil-baby]

are you seriously drunk on main rn

[ontologically-evil-car]

Ye. Want some?

[ontologically-evil-baby]

Desperately.

[ontologically-evil-car]

Too bad. I’m ontoolgoicallyl efil. kys kys kys! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🔩❤️❤️❤️

[ontologically-evil-baby]

:(

[ontologically-evil-car]

@ontologically-evil-baby hi.

[ontologically-evil-baby]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ontologically-evil-car]

Are you the Boss Baby™️

[ontologically-evil-baby]

what the fuck is wrong with you. genuinely. you make me horrifically furious.

[ontologically-evil-car]

A lot I ran over a toddler’s leg earlier today it was funny it was fun pretty tasty the kid prolly deserved it they prolly were like a bad person I guess did you know kids kill more people than wars do its true I fact made it up myself by the way what are you doing later today cause I have tickets to see this cool movie its called iron lung its about an ontologically evil car I think Im in it btw I think I havent seen the movie oh yea fuck you by the way you kinda suck anyhow so like yea you wanna go out wait arent you a kid nevermind that’s weird

[ontologically-evil-baby]

i'm going to block you. this is genuinely disgusting behavior.

[ontologically-evil-car]

Ok have fuuuuuuun! kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys

[ontologically-evil-baby]

i have been undying ssince the day i was born. which was not that long ago

[ontologically-evil-car]

gay

[ontologically-evil-baby]

i'm sorry are you assuming both my gender and my sexuiality?????? freaj

[ontologically-evil-car]

I’m not assuming. I know. It’s ture. It’s what youl learne about yourselv.

[ontologically-evil-baby]

are you seriously drunk on main rn

[ontologically-evil-car]

Ye. Want some?

[ontologically-evil-baby]

Desperately.

[ontologically-evil-car]

@ontologically-evil-baby hi.

[ontologically-evil-baby]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ontologically-evil-car]

Are you the Boss Baby™️

[ontologically-evil-baby]

what the fuck is wrong with you. genuinely. you make me horrifically furious.

[ontologically-evil-car]

A lot I ran over a toddler’s leg earlier today it was funny it was fun pretty tasty the kid prolly deserved it they prolly were like a bad person I guess did you know kids kill more people than wars do its true I fact made it up myself by the way what are you doing later today cause I have tickets to see this cool movie its called iron lung its about an ontologically evil car I think Im in it btw I think I havent seen the movie oh yea fuck you by the way you kinda suck anyhow so like yea you wanna go out wait arent you a kid nevermind that’s weird

[ontologically-evil-baby]

i'm going to block you. this is genuinely disgusting behavior.

[ontologically-evil-car]

Ok have fuuuuuuun! kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys

[ontologically-evil-baby]

i have been undying ssince the day i was born. which was not that long ago

[ontologically-evil-car]

gay

[ontologically-evil-baby]

i'm sorry are you assuming both my gender and my sexuiality?????? freaj

[ontologically-evil-car]

I’m not assuming. I know. It’s ture. It’s what youl learne about yourselv.

[ontologically-evil-baby]

are you seriously drunk on main rn

[ontologically-evil-car]

@ontologically-evil-baby hi.

[ontologically-evil-baby]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ontologically-evil-car]

Are you the Boss Baby™️

[ontologically-evil-baby]

what the fuck is wrong with you. genuinely. you make me horrifically furious.

[ontologically-evil-car]

A lot I ran over a toddler’s leg earlier today it was funny it was fun pretty tasty the kid prolly deserved it they prolly were like a bad person I guess did you know kids kill more people than wars do its true I fact made it up myself by the way what are you doing later today cause I have tickets to see this cool movie its called iron lung its about an ontologically evil car I think Im in it btw I think I havent seen the movie oh yea fuck you by the way you kinda suck anyhow so like yea you wanna go out wait arent you a kid nevermind that’s weird

[ontologically-evil-baby]

i'm going to block you. this is genuinely disgusting behavior.

[ontologically-evil-car]

Ok have fuuuuuuun! kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys

[ontologically-evil-baby]

i have been undying ssince the day i was born. which was not that long ago

[ontologically-evil-car]

gay

[ontologically-evil-baby]

i'm sorry are you assuming both my gender and my sexuiality?????? freaj

[ontologically-evil-car]

@ontologically-evil-baby hi.

[ontologically-evil-baby]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ontologically-evil-car]

Are you the Boss Baby™️

[ontologically-evil-baby]

what the fuck is wrong with you. genuinely. you make me horrifically furious.

[ontologically-evil-car]

A lot I ran over a toddler’s leg earlier today it was funny it was fun pretty tasty the kid prolly deserved it they prolly were like a bad person I guess did you know kids kill more people than wars do its true I fact made it up myself by the way what are you doing later today cause I have tickets to see this cool movie its called iron lung its about an ontologically evil car I think Im in it btw I think I havent seen the movie oh yea fuck you by the way you kinda suck anyhow so like yea you wanna go out wait arent you a kid nevermind that’s weird

[ontologically-evil-baby]

i'm going to block you. this is genuinely disgusting behavior.

[ontologically-evil-car]

Ok have fuuuuuuun! kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys

[ontologically-evil-baby]

i have been undying ssince the day i was born. which was not that long ago

[ontologically-evil-car]

@ontologically-evil-baby hi.

[ontologically-evil-baby]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ontologically-evil-car]

Are you the Boss Baby™️

[ontologically-evil-baby]

what the fuck is wrong with you. genuinely. you make me horrifically furious.

[ontologically-evil-car]

A lot I ran over a toddler’s leg earlier today it was funny it was fun pretty tasty the kid prolly deserved it they prolly were like a bad person I guess did you know kids kill more people than wars do its true I fact made it up myself by the way what are you doing later today cause I have tickets to see this cool movie its called iron lung its about an ontologically evil car I think Im in it btw I think I havent seen the movie oh yea fuck you by the way you kinda suck anyhow so like yea you wanna go out wait arent you a kid nevermind that’s weird

[ontologically-evil-baby]

i'm going to block you. this is genuinely disgusting behavior.

[ontologically-evil-car]

@ontologically-evil-baby hi.

[ontologically-evil-baby]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ontologically-evil-car]

Are you the Boss Baby™️

[ontologically-evil-baby]

what the fuck is wrong with you. genuinely. you make me horrifically furious.

[ontologically-evil-car]

@ontologically-evil-baby hi.

[ontologically-evil-baby]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ontologically-evil-baby]

can gordan freeman lock the fuck in