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Independent and Private Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls. Canon Divergent __________________ Please read rules before interaction. Those who do not follow rules will be Ignored and more than likely Unfollowed __________________ I am PRIVATE and only roleplay with Mutuals __________________ EST. 11/12/14 __________________ Written by Rabbit _________________

[onxiric-blog]

[outofdreams];;Just kinda wanted to share birthday haul- lots of goat stuff because goats are my babies and kids. Had other stuff like clothes that wouldn’t fit into the picture.

[onxiric-blog]

[outofdreams];;Gonna probably be off due to my Birthday today but activity will probably resume tomorrow!

[violacexus-blog]

        ❝ ——STOP CHILDREN, WHAT’S THAT SOUND? —❞                       ❝ —LOOK WHAT’S GOING DOWN —❞

[mendxcity]

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S SERIES - sentence starters

GAME ONE

“ Hello ? ” “ I know it can be a bit overwhelming. ” “ It’s kinda a legal thing. ” “ Now that might sound bad, I know, but there’s really nothing to worry about. ” “ It’s amazing how the human body can live without the frontal lobe. ” “ Remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. ” “ I’ve heard he becomes more active in the dark. ” “ You might only have a few seconds to react. ” “ I’m not implying that. ” “ I’m sure you have everything under control. ” “ Hey, you’re doing great ! ” “ Most people don’t last this long. ” “ Hey listen, I had an idea… ” “ It’s best just not to get caught. ” “ It’s been a bad night here for me. ” “ It’s me. ”

GAME TWO

“ Now I want you to forget anything you’ve heard. ” “ Some people still have a somewhat negative impression. ” “ From what we know, that should be impossible. ” “ Problem solved ! ” “ But hey, you have a light. ” “ You should be golden. ” “ You’re a natural. ” “ See ? I told you you wouldn’t have any problems. ” “ Kids these days just can’t keep their hands to themselves. ” “ I wanted to ease your mind about any… rumours you may have heard lately. ” “ It’s just all rumour and speculation. ” “ It’s really just a precaution. ” “ These things happen sometimes. ” “ No-one is allowed in or out. ” “ What on Earth are you doing there ? ” “ Didn’t you get the memo ? ” “ Just make it through the night. ” “ Save them. ” “ Help them. ” “ You can’t. ”

GAME THREE

“ I promise it’ll be a lot more interesting this time. ” “ We have to make sure everything works and nothing catches on fire. ” ” For now just get comfortable. ” “ We may have overdone it a bit. ” “ Some of this equipment is barely functional. ” “ I wasn’t joking about the fire. That’s a real risk. ” “ Follow me. ” “ I have some awesome news for you. ” “ Welcome to your new career. ” “ Accidents / injury / death / irreparable and grotesque maiming can occur. ” “ Remember to smile ! ” “ Do not breathe. ” “ Please try to maneuver away from populated areas before bleeding out. ” “ Don’t. ” “ Questions about appropriateness / relevance should be deflected. ” “ Then it’s your own fault. ”

GAME FOUR

“ What did he do this time ? ” “ Don’t be scared, I am here with you. ” “ Tomorrow is another day. ” “ He won’t stop until you find him. ” “ He left without you. ” “ If you run you can make it. ” “ Don’t you remember what you saw ? ” “ It’s too late. ” “ You know what will happen if he catches you. ” “ You have to be strong. ” “ You have to get up. ” “ Why do you look so worried ? ” “ Stop being such a baby. ” “ Why are you crying ? ” “ Be careful. ” “ Please let me out. ” “ I don’t want to go ! ” “ Can you hear me ? ” “ You’re broken. ” “ I will put you back together. ” “ Perhaps some things are best left forgotten. ”

[godofpizza]

Damn space, you scary.

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[onxiric-blog]

What's your favorite scary movie?

◬  ❝YOUR MOVIES AREN’T TOO MUCH AN INTEREST TO ME, BUT THEY ARE GOOD TO PICKING APART SOME POSSIBLE FEARS OF YOURS; THOUGH, PURELY TO BASE THIS OFF OPINIONS AND ONLY CONSIDERING YOUR GUY’S MOVIES, I’D SAY ERASER HEAD!—-❞

[onxiric-blog]

I got BILLS, I gotsta pay, and Imma work work work everyday

◬  ❝YEAH, HAVEN’T HEARD JOKES LIKE THAT BEFORE BUDDY! YOU’RE NOT WRONG; YOU AND EVERY OTHER OF YOUR SO CALLED ‘PRODUCTIVE’ PARTS OF YOUR SPECIES WILL WORK WORK WORK EVERYDAY UNTIL YOUR INEVITABLE DEATH, PAYING OFF WITH A DISGUISED SLAVERY TOWARDS YOUR OWN SYSTEM, AND HAVING IT STILL FOLLOW YOUR NEXT OF KIN AFTER THAT! THE GOVERNMENT REALLY HAS A HOLD AROUND YOUR NOOSES! —-❞

[onxiric-blog]

Honey, I Shrunk Grunkle Stan, thoughts?

◬  ❝A GOOD PITCH, BUT LET ME ADD SOMETHING MORE TO THE CINEMATIC VALUE; “HONEY, I SHRUNK THE PINES FAMILY AND NOW THEY ARE ABOUT TO BE THROWN INTO THE GAPING MOUTH OUROBOROS!”—-❞ 

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❛ i don’t know what i’m doing with my life, but i know i’m doing it wrong ❜ ❛ i am so cute and bitter ❜ ❛ my life is one part ‘wait’ and another part ‘what’ ❜ ❛ my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it ❜ ❛ i love sleeping to avoid problems ❜ ❛ i hate myself a lot but i get offended when other people do ❜ ❛ i’m hungrier than the neopet i neglected for nine years ❜ ❛ hit me up if you wanna date a piece of shit ❜ ❛ we need some new and more powerful swears ❜ ❛ i get progressively uglier throughout the day ❜ ❛ i’m so miserable, but i laugh at everything ❜ ❛ i need something that is more than coffee, but less than cocaine ❜ ❛ just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. it’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot. ❜ ❛ 90 out of 10 people agree that math is fucking lame ❜ ❛ if you think i’m ugly now, you should have seen me in 2009 ❜ ❛ 2010 me would literally be terrified of 2016 me and i love it ❜ ❛ i have a rare skin condition called close the fucking blinds ❜ ❛ hey babe, i made you this mixtape for valentines day. i don’t know many love songs, so it’s just uptown funk 18 times in a row. ❜ ❛ there are people who know me in real life who think i’m straight and that’s really funny to me ❜ ❛ i was cursed with expensive taste and a low budget ❜ ❛ yo dude i trusted you wtf the fuck? what the fuck?? what the fuck what the ❜ ❛ open flannel shirts and lingerie are the hottest thing and nobody can convince me otherwise ❜ ❛ i’m the weird dad, wine mom, vodka aunt, and gay emo cousin all in one person ❜ ❛ that awful moment when you wake up ❜ ❛ damn haha i’m going to have to deal with that sooner or later ❜ ❛ are we gonna fucking hold hands tonight or what bitch ❜ ❛ people our age have children what the hell i am a children ❜ ❛ i don’t like your clothes. take them off. ❜ ❛ why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4 am? ❜ ❛ after i die, i’ll probably still complain ❜ ❛ people are so petty and then here i am, me, an angel ❜ ❛ if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you ❜ ❛ do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angry ❜ ❛ i need to get laid… to rest. put me in a coffin. let my soul ascend. ❜ ❛ i’m trying to be a better person, but some people are testing me ❜ ❛ i’m overstressed and underfucked ❜ ❛ i can’t wait to be a piece of shit with a bachelors degree ❜ ❛ my emo phase never went away, it just aged like fine wine ❜ ❛ my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment ❜ ❛ i don’t have time for people who don’t believe in aliens ❜ ❛ the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting ❜ ❛ why do good concert tickets happen to bad people ❜ ❛ i can’t play hard to get i’m already hard to want ❜ ❛ i’m still pissed off about growing up ❜ ❛ if you listen carefully, you can hear me whisper ‘shut the fuck up’ at least once every five minutes ❜ ❛ when i die i want my heart donated to NASA so they can finally see what a black hole looks like up close ❜ ❛ single and ready to take a 20 hour nap ❜ ❛ write ‘nothing is set in stone’ on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that i will be back ❜ ❛ how do people even put up with me like i can’t even put up with me ❜ ❛ the opening riff to mr. brightside could literally raise me from the dead ❜ ❛ stale cinnamon roll, been in this world too long, too cynical  ❜ ❛ sorry, i’m poor. i can’t afford to pay attention ❜ ❛ aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall ❜ ❛ is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep? ❜ ❛ my neutral expression makes me look like i’m always in a bad mood which is convenient because it’s usually true ❜ ❛ i never run voluntarily so if you ever see me running you should start running too because something is coming ❜

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By Paul Gerrard

[onxiric-blog]

"Why don't you wear a fake monocle with that hat and tie? It'll let your dapper thing you've got going on look even more ridiculous." (i tried to stop her jfc)

◤ASK THE ALL KNOWING, AND YOU MIGHT RECEIVE SOME KNOWLEDGE!;; accepting◥

◬  ❝OH SPIKES, AT LEAST I DON’T NEED TO TRY TO LOOK BIG AND TOUGH TO BE SCARY AND INTIMIDATING! BUT HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, I MIGHT TRY IT! OR WOULD YOU PREFER TO DESIGN MY WARDROBE? GO AHEAD, TRY TO MAKE SOMETHING SCARIER THAN WHAT I COULD CONCOCTED JUST FROM MERE IMAGES AND NIGHTMARES!—-❞ Yeah, he was going to give her sarcasm for what she had said. Rather nonchalant, but still it was given a small chuckle.

[onxiric-blog]

Is it true that you once used to be just a dorito?

◤ASK THE ALL KNOWING, AND YOU MIGHT RECEIVE SOME KNOWLEDGE!;; accepting ◥

◬  ❝SHIT YOU FOUND ME OUT!—-❞

[onxiric-blog]

◬  ❝THINGS ARE REAL TAME RIGHT NOW, SO WHY DON’T WE SHAKE THINGS UP A BIT? GO AHEAD, MEAT-SACKS; ASK ME SOME QUESTIONS!—-❞

[onxiric-blog]

[outofdreams];;I can’t believe it’s 100% true that Bill’s a no good dirty dorito eating cannibal. Put him in jail. DOWN WITH CANNIBILL!

[otherkinwords]

Atotștiutor adjective | Knowing everything; omniscient

[onxiric-blog]

[outofdreams];;Can i please put out a gentle reminder that Cthulhu, one of the great old ones, was technically depicted as one of Bill’s underlings in Weirdmaggedon? Can we talk about this? Can we possibly talk about the fact Bill is beyond the elder gods and probably is akin to an outer god or am I the only one that cares? Yeah, probably just me.