Fear and Loathing in Austin, Texas

Recovering Alcoholic or SUTIN

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Listen up, kiddos. Here’s something nobody ever tells you about being an adult: Philly Cheesesteak Loaded Fries can be a meal and nobody can tell you otherwise.

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One minute into season 2 of Love and I’m reminded how much I hate this asshole. Seriously, fuck this guy with a chainsaw. Why would anyone want this vulture any where around them? 

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Packers win and da Bears still suck! 

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On Sausage Party

I saw it tonight and I honestly don't know how I feel about it. I feel like any innocence I had left has been taken from me. While it was funny the last 15 minutes made me question almost everything in my life. I feel like I need to go watch some wholesome family entertainment like Backdoor Sluts 9.

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Oh fuck off, Tumblr. It's an update. Just say what's new or fixed.

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Former Cleveland Browns quarterback Johnny Manziel told TMZ Sports he plans to sober up starting next month, a vow a source says he is serious about.

Johnny Manziel is full of shit. He has no desire to change his ways or get better. Anyone who really wants to change and get sober does’t make an announcement saying he’s committing to get sober in two days. Yep, just two more days to party before getting everything together. If he were serious, he would have started today. All he’s doing is trying to make himself look good so he can play football again. 

Every time this piece of shit does anything it sends me into a blind rage. He makes a mockery of people who do struggle with alcoholism and addiction and are truly trying to get better. I wish he would just go away. 

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Orange is the New Black made an unforgivable mistake. On the top is a Maserati GranCabrio, which is what the guy Ramos is trying to con wants to look at. On the bottom is what they end up test driving. It’s a Maserati Quattroporte. Big difference between the two. One is a two door convertible the other is a four-door sedan. Come on, Maserati only makes four cars! Get the right model.

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Time to see what kind of horrible person Tumblr thought Prince was.

And to see how it calls people who are saddened by his loss out for being terrible people.

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Today I found season 1 of Happy Endings at a Half Price Books.

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Fuck this guy. How he can get anyone to tolerate being around him is beyond me. I have never rooted so hard against a character. Joffery and Pete Campbell are less annoying that this guy. Which is saying a lot since they were never suppose to be likable. This guy was, but god damn. What did Britta see in this guy? He’s so hollow. He doesn’t grow at all throughout the course of the season. 

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There was that one time that David Bowie sang Comfortably Numb with David Gilmore. And it was awesome.

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My Mom, Dad, Brother and myself are having a conversation via group text

we are all currently in the same house all within 20 feet of each other. 2015: What a time to be alive.

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I watched The Force Awakens last night.

And maybe it was because I never got into Star Wars as a kid and I didn’t see it in a theater, but I found the entire thing to be aggressively mediocre. It was a SparkNotes version of the original trilogy that existed solely as fan service. 

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Wasn’t the human shaped pile of garbage known as Greg Hardy suppose to help the Cowboys win?

How’s that working out for you, Cowboys fans?

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In regards to Doctor Who

Steven Moffatt continues to refuse to let anyone stay dead

Peter Capaldi is the only reason to continue watching the show

Young Davros was surrounded by Tralfamadorians, who are peaceful. What was he afraid of?

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It’s my favorite time of year. The Packers beat the Bears, who still suck. 

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The Valets know what’s up.