Prelude

The name is Euan, yeah try pronouncing that... 16 I mean wait... 17! Junior at John Marshall High school. In Track and Field and Cross country team.

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EVERYTHING LOVE

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it feels like the screen actually shakes woahhhhhh

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Please don’t tap the glass it frightens the bloggers

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It's a Wonderful Tumblr

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remember remember remember 

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I love how majestic the bald eagle looks from the side

but from straight on it just looks scared and confused

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#literally exactly like america

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Nigga Anando

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YOU’RE a baby

I’M a baby

WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER

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T for tender

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he opens the door on the fucking hinges side

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Oh, you thought this was gonna be a black and white depressing post, didn’t you?

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For more funny posts click HERE!

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whoa canada

someone needs to turn down that sass level

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Two things to know about Canada!

We are smart enough to know hot things should be hot.

We are sorry if you don’t

[favabean05]

A few things you need to know about this hot coffee case: 

It wasn’t an issue of the coffee being because no fucking shit coffee is hot, but McDonald’s had over heated their water to 250 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s 121C. Not just hot, but really FUCKING hot. Your fancy Starbucks lattes are brewed to 150 degrees. 

The 79 year old woman had this cup of 250F (121C) coffee between her legs when it spilled so 250F (121C) coffee spilled on her genitals

She got third degree burns…on her genitals. THIRD DEGREE.

She had to have skin grafts to repair the damage

When she sued McDonald’s, it wasn’t for millions of dollars, it was for to cover hospital costs and court fees. 20-fucking-thousand.

McDonald’s settled and changed their heating policy, but not before making her sign a gag order keeping her from talking about this case

So she had to live on hearing little shits like you call her stupid and money-grubbing, and other horrendous stuff because she dared ask the company in the wrong to fix what they fucked up.

I know I’ve reblogged this before tonight but so help me god, I will keep reblogging this with the proper information so everyone can maybe learn not to be an asshole. Like I said before, next person to mock this woman can have 250F (121C) water poured on their dick or lady dick and see how you like it.

So sit the fuck down, Canada.

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Slow clap it out for the hot piece of sass that is my rp partner.

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shit you don’t hear

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Bollocks to your superiority games Canada

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WELL DAMN.

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it’s just a cup guys settle down

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