Falling yet floating

Millennial nerdy sahm. I have a a long list of hobbies. I love all kinds of art and tv shows from around the world.. Sorry if this blog seems VERY random and weird. This is a mainly reblog blog, but I do make personal posts as well. But mainly keeping it real in the tags. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. MBTI: INFP

[bewbin]

LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK 

[bewbin]

why do i even try 

[bunney]

I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR

[esoanem]

my l0rd, t3h p34s4nt5 4r3 r3v01t1ng! W3 mu5t s411y f0rth 4g41n5t th3m 4thw1th!

[addamatic]

Happy ten years of being so old no one knows what 1337 is

[diseasedbreeze]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Wait how will there be gambling under communism if we don't have money?

your concern about communism is ... lack of gambling?

[commodityproduction]

I do

[melbush]

i love finding out what degrees my mutuals have. like what the fuck do you mean you do law? you’re a doctor who blog

[scribefindegil]

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[nerdy-as-heck]

I saw this and felt like it should be shared here too

[rubaedo]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimes

[fieldexplores]

Never Learned - Gator Days

[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

[theehorsepusssy]

[monstrouslysexy]

Would you get rawed by an ancient forest spirit?

○ yes

○ hell yes

○ super hell yes

[earth-kingdom-strap]

I stand with my canceled wife idgaf

[beemovieerotica]

please vote for tylenol to have her face on a beer can $1 for 1 vote and the donation goes to the baltimore animal rescue and care shelter

[reversalsun]

TYLENOL HAS MADE IT INTO THE TOP TEN LETS FUCKING GO

[beemovieerotica]

VOTE NOW SO WE CAN SEE TYLENOL'S FACE ON BEER CANS IN THE DITCHES BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!

[reversalsun]

If you all will allow me a moment to analyze the competition as it exists, there's something interesting going on with the numbers.

As we all know, thanks to the support of the good people of Tumblr, Tylenol has experienced a meteoric rise to second place. Even though her competition is stiff, I believe in Tylenol's ability to go the distance.

But let's take a look at the competition:

Elmer seems to be a lovely boy. I have no qualms with Elmer, and think he would look fantastic on a beer can. But what about Elmer's campaigns? Who is the power behind the throne here, and how have they managed to find such breakout success on this competition?

A handful of wealthy donors are trying to buy this competition.

At the end of the day, all donations are good donations here. This is a charity event so every penny earned is going to help animals in need. But it's not lost on me that Elmer's current ranking is thanks entirely to a few individuals with the financial means to put their thumbs on the scale.

Tylenol's donors, comparatively, are small and numerous, mostly $1-10 donations from many passionate believers in what she stands for (autism and pain relief I think).

Overall, the donations tell a very different story than what the base ranking shows you. Elmer is held aloft by just 24 donors and bolstered by a few wealthy patrons, whereas Tylenol has won the hearts of literally hundreds of people. Even the current third place, Abby, owes her ranking to numerous small contributions rather than one or two large ones.

Tylenol is the people's princess.

[beemovieerotica]

Tylenol is the people's princess

[flexapro]

Good news!

[garbage-empress]

Tylenol is real! I love you Tylenol!

[sreegs]

A vote for Tylenol is a vote for the people

[blackwatersinkingship]

When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I'm pressed

[blackwatersinkingship]

She glows now, just so you know, and she's full of string deliciöusee string

[god-sent-gender-bent]

Are you gonna show us the lamp? 👀

[blackwatersinkingship]

Good news! Whäle shark lämp 🥰

[hollyevolving]

A lot more than 4 of us are impressed

[decompose1]

i do wish more people would just accept that sometimes someone's sex IS best described as "intersex" and that "intersex" can be its own whole standalone sex label. im exhausted by the frequent weird thing intersexists do where they start going on about how "actually all intersex people are either male or female! they're just disordered :)". a) we all know why you're saying that b) that just isn't even true. there are absolutely people who are born both/in between/neither i have no idea why there's so much weird insistence that that doesn't happen 😭 im a both

[slugspoon]

we're off to see the wizard

[withnailrules]

Eartha Kitt performing in Las Vegas, Nevada, in 1955

[sunshiny-rants]

the year is 2029. the year’s biggest pop song is playing on the radio. it’s a lesbian cover of Stacy’s Mom by Chappell Roan