Out of Context Greetings Adventurers Podcast

A fan blog for Greetings Adventurers (formerly Drunks and Dragons): a 5e actual play podcast. Find them on Stitcher, Spotify, and iTunes!

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"Golly frickfuck, that's my eighth favourite mushroom." - Toby

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"Wow! You didn't even give me time to misunderstand what you were saying!" -Skud

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Been a while since I've posted but the tumblr was mentioned on stream and i got all soft they noticed so here i am again

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Have you ever been that the vegetables should have rights?

Bachman

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I was gone in the woods having a British word for poop.

Jett Razor

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Lemme plays Devil's Advocate here, does it ignite the poop gas?

Bachman

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It's not like a carebear cloud! It's not solid!

Jennifer Cheek

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And I have this friend in my ear that keeps on poking at my ear

Harper

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Aludra: I took a dirt bath of course

Harper: "Of course I bathe I rub dirt on myself"

Aludra: I roll around in dirt like a bird

Jaela: Haven't you ever seen her dirt pan in the corner, god

Aludra: It's like you know nothing about my culture

Harper: You're like a chinchilla

Jaela: we have a little wheel in the corner for Aludra to run on

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Tim/Harper: I take out a fishing pole and I try to catch some of the famous lake trout that are in this area, hopefully theyre not gone

Micheal: uh, do a fishing check

Tim/Harper: okay, thats probably fishing right? thats probably fishing?

Micheal: uh do you have the fishing skill

Tim/Harper: yeah--

Jennifer: wait is that real?

Tim/Harper: no

Micheal: what level of rod do you have

Tim/Harper: I have a +2 rod

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I smell like old person, mostly like urine

Riekert Svenson

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I separate his dankey from his kang

Bachman

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Do you guys wanna Mr. Bean-it?

Tim Lanning

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Lahni's legally my mount

Tim Lanning/Toby Treacletart

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Does Thom still want to get as close to 1HP as possible, sexually?

Tim Lanning

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I have a hard time understanding you because you're purple.

Zird

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C'mon Orcus, we gotta dance! Thats how we beat Rick: the spirit of music!

Toby Treacletart