&quot;please leave me alone&quot;

“So I was drinking some beer and I apparently hit my head on the ground or something, I feel pretty different idk why.”

“u ok bab”

“Ehh there’s blood everywhere, I just feel funny.”

“<3″

“So I was drinking some beer and I apparently hit my head on the ground or something, I feel pretty different idk why.”

“u ok bab”

Are you alright?! I heard other me was bullying you!

“no he’s just giving me harsh compliments. im sure he loves- WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT. ARE YOU MATT”

pirateknight-blog1

Err…yeah..?

“no way! you’re so nice to me, how is this even possible, oh geez i need to breathe what the heck aaaaaaaa”

#pirateknight

nut in my asshole daddy!

“;w; only if you’re matt”

#who's lance?#woah another really good bby #pirateknight

Are you alright?! I heard other me was bullying you!

“no he’s just giving me harsh compliments. im sure he loves- WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT. ARE YOU MATT”

sukku my dikku

“who is this”

#who's lance?

suck my dick

“no, i only suck matt’s”

“Too bad you wno’t ever get this dick for that to happen!”

“wow ok”

#who's lance?#my favorite bby i love you #shades

suck my dick

“no, i only suck matt’s”

"You're the reason I can't be happy." -oocmatt

“:((((((”

#who's lance?#my favorite bby i love you #shades

YOUR DA GRAYTEST!

“what, no way”

“I find this hard to believe.”

“:(((((((((((”

#who's lance?#my favorite bby i love you #shades

YOUR DA GRAYTEST!

“what, no way”

#who's lance?#shades

Anyone actually like you?

“matt likes me i bet”

Was just at Goldbrick Resort, pretty nice place, lotsa beautiful girls. I’d recommend checking it out to everyone but ooclance.

“why are you singling me out like this”

“Because you’re gay as fuck and I need to keep you away from girls!”

“thats so considerate. this is why i love you”

“Why this.”

“you’re the best person in the world. thats why”

“Well why thank you for your compliment young one.”

“<3 now fuck me″

“Well this escalated quickly.”

“do it tho”

“Maybe after a couple beers.”

“ooooookkkkkkk i got this” lank takes out a few beers out of his pocket

“How the fuck did you fit that shit in there?!”

“for situations like this”

“Seems legit…”

“now drink it”

“kk.” Chugs down all the cans

“ok now have intercourse with me”

“Noooooo goo fuck urself!”

“:(”

Was just at Goldbrick Resort, pretty nice place, lotsa beautiful girls. I’d recommend checking it out to everyone but ooclance.

“why are you singling me out like this”

“Because you’re gay as fuck and I need to keep you away from girls!”

“thats so considerate. this is why i love you”

“Why this.”

“you’re the best person in the world. thats why”

“Well why thank you for your compliment young one.”

“<3 now fuck me″

“Well this escalated quickly.”

“do it tho”

“Maybe after a couple beers.”

“ooooookkkkkkk i got this” lank takes out a few beers out of his pocket

“How the fuck did you fit that shit in there?!”

“for situations like this”

“Seems legit…”

“now drink it”

“kk.” Chugs down all the cans

“ok now have intercourse with me”